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    dothedewBrendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 8:08pm

    Ew. But it actually makes sense to me on some level and not as incest. Donald, as a yooge narcissist, would actually love nothing more than to have amazing, luxurious sex with himself. Ivanka is the closest he could come to that. So the thought crosses his mind.

    Still, ew. As a father of daughters I could not imagine a scenario where I would even joke like that, in private or in public, and certainly not on freaking television.

    ETA: Yes, yes he does want to have the sex with his daughter.

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      Classicblanca Filmdothedew
      2/02/16 8:13pm

      You’d have to explain exactly what “luxurious” sex to me. Like they do it on a Louis Vuitton trunk or something?

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      LizardLaughsdothedew
      2/02/16 8:14pm

      Yes, thank you for writing this so simply and eloquently. I was just about to launch into the same explanation. It goes further in the sense that narcissists don’t see their children as individuals, but as extensions of themselves. And for Donald, women are sexual objects, pure and simple, so he cannot even see his daughter for anything beyond that.

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    Gabrielle CyniqueBrendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 8:19pm

    The Daily Show used this 2 months ago: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/73…

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      Gabrielle CyniqueGabrielle Cynique
      2/02/16 8:20pm

      And the Daily Show is still funny. But man...Trevor Noah has just godawful timing and delivery.

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      Sean D.Gabrielle Cynique
      2/02/16 8:23pm

      He’s the South African Jimmy Fallon, laughing at all his own jokes. Irritates me.

      But I still watch.

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    Bear BrianBrendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 8:18pm

    If my dad said that sentence I would have no choice but to set myself on fire. So much cringe.

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      It takes a nation of millions to elect the corruptBear Brian
      2/02/16 8:24pm

      The friction of the cringe alone would be enough for you to burst into flames.

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      ToheroaBear Brian
      2/02/16 8:36pm

      My Dad was so hung up on sex and displays of affection that he couldn’t even hug me, or any of his children. When I was older and would greet him with a kiss on the cheek he would always be embarrassed and mutter an apology for not having shaved. I can’t even imagine how it feels to be Ivanka Trump, but I guess he hugs her at least. Although, if you were her, would you want him too?

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    Alex CBrendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 8:09pm

    I feel weird admonishing him, because to be fair, I'd like to have sex with her.

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      puncha yo bunsAlex C
      2/02/16 8:17pm

      Interestingly enough, though, you’re not her father...

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      BobbySeriousAlex C
      2/02/16 8:42pm

      Alex, you don’t have a daughter. If you did, and you were a normal human being, you would know how disturbing this really is. It’s counter to every instinct as a father.

      We laugh....but there is something extremely unnatural about Trump’s feelings towards his daughter. I’ll just leave it at that.

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    MizJenkinsBrendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 8:47pm

    I feel bad for Ivanka because she actually has a brain in her head and is a halfway decent human being. Like I know she understands how fucked up this is.

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      mrsfinchMizJenkins
      2/02/16 9:22pm

      I saw her on a local talk show. To my considerable surprise she was charming, personable, articulate and, indeed, gave every impression that she was at least a halfway decent human being. How she can stand to even be in the same room with her father I don’t know, but I guess she’s used to him.

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      anniegawker2-electricboogalooMizJenkins
      2/02/16 9:52pm

      One of my cousins went the boarding school with her, and always said that she was nice and intelligent.

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    mymindstellinmeno Brendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 8:09pm

    Gawker, He’ll win the south with this type of coverage. Damn you!

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      MBCockmymindstellinmeno
      2/02/16 8:15pm

      DOES DONALD’S CARPET MATCH HIS DAUGHTER’S DRAPES?

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      Non-Smoking Lifeboatsmymindstellinmeno
      2/02/16 8:29pm
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    flamingolingoBrendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 9:34pm

    Trump is one of those men who thinks he’s being clever and hilarious when he talks about sex in crude terms in front of women or brings it up at totally inappropriate moments. And he’s rich enough that most people in his social circle probably let him get away with it, “oh, that’s just Donald being Donald.”

    That said, I can’t help but be reminded of that amazing Village Voice story about Bruce McMahan (another wealthy man) who actually married his biological daughter. McMahan sounds like another narcissist:

    Linda testified he told her he believed they’d been married in a previous life. Earlier in the evening, she remembered, he had pointed out that her legs were a “very sexy version” of his own.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesflamingolingo
      2/03/16 2:48am

      **shudders**

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    Deadly the EternalBrendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 9:02pm

    “All you’ve ever done was make a hot daughter!”

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      ad infinitumDeadly the Eternal
      2/02/16 9:52pm

      That movie is so damned funny.

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    Cam/ronBrendan O'Connor
    2/02/16 8:10pm
    GIF
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      InTheStillBrendan O'Connor
      2/02/16 10:31pm

      It happens.

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        BawitabahInTheStill
        2/03/16 3:15am

        What is this?

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        InTheStillBawitabah
        2/03/16 9:03am

        http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/ryan-…

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