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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    2/01/16 7:02pm

    Day 373:

    Fucking Mondays.

    Was The Good Wife on last night? I will watch it after the gym tonight.

    I’m also very nervous about caucus results soon. A woman who works next door in my building is pretty conservative, but we’ve always gotten along amicably (our offices work together pretty frequently), but I just finally put my Bernie sticker on my car and I saw her in the hall and she just gave me the dirtiest look.

    OH BLOODLESSCOUP IF I COULD BE A FLY ON THE WALL WHILE YOU WERE EXPERIENCING WORKPLACE TENSIONS.

    There. Beat you to it.

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      Pumibellicose Ibloodlesscoup
      2/01/16 7:47pm

      damn! Xtofer gonna be mad! But that’s funny as hell. I think if I put my Bernie sticker on my car I’d probably get my wheels shot off!

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      logophobe's pointless patrolbloodlesscoup
      2/01/16 7:49pm

      You should push her down the stairs. It’s not like she matters. She might claim to be conscious but that’s just an illusion. The truth is that she’s just a poorly articulated meat puppet, like all of us.

      Then drink some kool-aid and burn down your office building. What’s the worst that could happen? Who needs a paycheck when you can steal shit?

      GIF
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    Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
    2/01/16 6:41pm

    Today, we will explore the division of labor at Casa del Krill.

    Kristin is responsible for fixing things around the house.

    This is because a certain someone keeps breaking all the things.

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      LetsgobowlingPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      2/01/16 6:43pm

      Waiting with bated breath.

      ETA: Which reminds me- Whenever I see someone spell it “baited,” I lose all respect for that person.

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      GregorMendelLetsgobowling
      2/01/16 6:48pm

      Makes me look for minnows in their mouth.

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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    2/01/16 6:44pm

    Mynd you, døg bites Kan be pretti nasti...

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      LetsgobowlingEmerald D.V.
      2/01/16 6:46pm

      Would’ve been better off getting a düg.

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      Icecold DavisEmerald D.V.
      2/01/16 6:47pm

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    2/01/16 6:41pm

    I’m still pissed she went with Saylor.

    I MEAN REALLY...SAYLOR??

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      festivusaziliCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      2/01/16 6:50pm

      It’s the perfect Kristin name: not exotic enough to be interesting, spelled incorrectly enough to be stupid. Emerald Duv all over again.

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      Krill Baby KrillCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      2/01/16 6:53pm
      GIF

      Just because it made me laugh.

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    chery's tiny orangeAllie Jones
    2/01/16 6:41pm

    Wait, how else would you spell saylor? There’s another way?

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitutechery's tiny orange
      2/01/16 7:54pm

      Say Say Say (Saylor)

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      Pumibellicose IFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      2/01/16 8:52pm

      I started singing along, forgetting my speech recognition was on, and all these windows started opening up on my laptop!

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    anti-war machineAllie Jones
    2/01/16 6:57pm

    I went on a date with Allie Jones once. She bought me five Ed Hardy tees after my apartment burnt down. She knows I don’t have money to buy anything else right now. Who does that?

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???anti-war machine
      2/01/16 7:00pm

      This is turning out to be the longest date ever. You must be quite the masochist. How much do you pay for a quality dom?

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispereranti-war machine
      2/01/16 7:03pm

      YOU KNOW YOU BOUGHT THOSE ED HARDY TEES YOURSELF.

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    jeffvanhungryAllie Jones
    2/01/16 6:38pm

    Clearly that chance encounter was a sign...of great names to come.

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      chery's tiny orangejeffvanhungry
      2/01/16 6:42pm

      You have inspired me to do a poll.

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererchery's tiny orange
      2/01/16 7:06pm

      I LOVE POLLS!

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    UnderYetOverAllie Jones
    2/01/16 6:39pm

    Or as Bristol Palin wrote:

    when you find out @kristincavallari named her baby the exact name you are naming yours 🙀😳 what a weird coincidence .. congrats on your new bundle, and I do love her name.. Still naming my baby girl Sailor! 🙊😻❤️

    What a weird coincidence!

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      moose trutherUnderYetOver
      2/01/16 6:41pm

      yes...... coincidence..........

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      ExPatsDeserveTheCountryTheyBlightUnderYetOver
      2/01/16 7:24pm

      Bristol then sent Track to hunt down KCav in L.A.

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    BaconScotchAllie Jones
    2/01/16 6:44pm

    “I met a woman and her dog, and I loved her dog’s name”

    SO much balancing. . .

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      Pumibellicose IBaconScotch
      2/01/16 8:58pm

      Your name reminded me of this one:

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      BaconScotchPumibellicose I
      2/01/16 9:13pm

      “I would eat my meat in boots” is a much better book title.

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    chery's tiny orangeAllie Jones
    2/01/16 6:44pm

    Which is cuter, sailor baby or sailor dog?

    (the dog is cuter)

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???chery's tiny orange
      2/01/16 6:47pm

      AAAAAAHHH

      I want to hug Captain Dachshund forever and ever

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererchery's tiny orange
      2/01/16 6:49pm

      THATS NOT A REAL BABY RIGHT?

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