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    imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowBobby Finger
    2/01/16 3:15pm

    Some interesting additional pieces of info:

    Now Jonas reaches out to Jay Z when he needs advice. “I’ll throw things off him when things come up, music-wise, or when trying to come up with a name for the tour,” says Jonas. “It’s amazing to have someone like him around. I’ve been incredibly fortunate with that. The partnership already is great.”

    “Shania Twain is one of my biggest influences,” he says.

    The real Jonas is a guy who drinks straight tequila and unabashedly loves Twain.

    “I think I’ve loosened up quite a bit. I’m very fun. I’m just waiting for other people to see it, too.”

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      PhyllisNeflerimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      2/01/16 3:25pm

      “who drinks straight tequila and unabashedly loves Twain”

      Nick Jonas, call me.

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      Not great, Bob!imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      2/01/16 4:01pm

      GUYS, I’M REALLY FUN. NO WAIT, COME BACK. I’M SO COOL NOW! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? ARE WE MEETING UP SOMEWHERE ELSE? GUYS????

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    ThatDarnCatBobby Finger
    2/01/16 3:05pm

    Instagram star = shade, yes?

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      MaryTylerMoore'sHairFlipThatDarnCat
      2/01/16 3:08pm

      That is vacationing in the Bahama’s sipping a cocktail underneath a patio umbrella at noon shade.

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      Bobby FingerThatDarnCat
      2/01/16 3:36pm

      I love Kate Hudson, she’s just doing her best work on Instagram.

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    MichaelBobby Finger
    2/01/16 3:17pm

    Out of my best effort to respect her and her privacy, I’m not going to say if we had sex or not.

    Exactly what someone who didn’t fuck Kate Hudson but wants people to think he did while still giving off the impression that he’s a good guy would say.

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      boogaloo222Michael
      2/01/16 3:26pm

      Can’t you just say, “I’m not going to talk about that,” or something equally simple?

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      BathtubStuMichael
      2/01/16 4:33pm

      Yup. One half of a publicity arrangement to make these two people seem relevant.

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    Missypoo50Bobby Finger
    2/01/16 3:51pm

    My neighbor and I had a “beautiful connection” playing Checkers last week.

    I will not say if we had sex or not out of respect.

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      ad infinitumMissypoo50
      2/01/16 4:44pm

      It’s kind of disturbing — really the only relationship I can think of in my life that would merit the phrase “beautiful connection” is with my dog, whom I dead seriously call my soulmate.

      Out of respect, I will say EW, EW, EW, EW, EW, EW, EW, and also EW.

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      Missypoo50ad infinitum
      2/01/16 5:09pm

      Awww. Puppy Love!!

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    Rando CalrissianBobby Finger
    2/01/16 3:09pm

    Don’t google “Jonas gif” guys. I did, and now I just feel dirty. But not in a good way. Just, you know, slid in liquid pig shit dirty.

    GIF
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      paultoesRando Calrissian
      2/01/16 3:20pm
      GIF
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      NerdBurger358Rando Calrissian
      2/01/16 4:13pm

      As dirty as an East Carolina Waste Lagoon?

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    notyourseitherBobby Finger
    2/01/16 3:05pm

    Nick Jonas Won’t Say If He Fucked Kate Hudson

    -I can’t with that fucking title. If you were going for creepy and skezzy, then mission accomplished.

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      AprilOFeelsnotyourseither
      2/01/16 4:02pm

      Yes, thank you. I scrolled to the comments to specifically see if someone brought this up. It makes me feel angry on Kate’s behalf.

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      notyourseitherAprilOFeels
      2/01/16 4:17pm

      After this crap, the championing of the antics of addicts (see blac chyna & rob) and the insinuation that Mariah Carey (worth half a billion own her own and decades of work) is a gold digger I am so over BRObby Finger.

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    Bears for PresidentBobby Finger
    2/01/16 3:03pm

    Yeah, but in fairness that’s probably what I’d say about someone where the sex was so-so.

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      PerraviejaBears for President
      2/01/16 3:15pm

      “Even now I have so much admiration and respect.” Even now? Wtf, Nick.

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    eugene levy's eyebrowsBobby Finger
    2/01/16 3:34pm

    Beautiful connection? Oh Nick, just be pretty and shut up. I can imagine going to the bone zone with you much easier that way. I’m sure you didn’t make it with Kate if that’s the shit you used on her.

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      rusholmeruffianBobby Finger
      2/01/16 3:30pm

      The lady who used to do Mrs. RushRuff’s hair is married to a first-call Hollywood makeup artist, one of whose exclusive clients is Kate Hudson. (Said hair lady also does Hudson’s hair from time to time.)

      All I’m sayin’ is, if you REALLY wanted to know, I have ways of finding out.

      I think it’s more fun to not know for certain, though. Maybe Kate only pegged him.

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        janie's got a pacifist screen nameBobby Finger
        2/01/16 6:00pm

        I just watched The Office episode where Michael comes back from vacation with Jan.

        “Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it can get us both in trouble. So officially, I did not see her there. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That’s all I’m going to say... Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.”

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