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    Masshole JamesSam Biddle
    2/01/16 10:56am
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererMasshole James
      2/01/16 10:59am
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      sui_generisMasshole James
      2/01/16 11:00am

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    ManchuCandidateSam Biddle
    2/01/16 10:59am
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    It got even more awkward at the Father Daughter Karaoke competition when they sang ‘Afternoon Delight.’

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      LindaManchuCandidate
      2/01/16 11:07am

      I think whenever we can bring Arrested Development references into the conversation, it makes the day so much better!!!

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      gingerhammeredManchuCandidate
      2/01/16 11:14am

      Except Trump plows right through those verses.

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    laceandcombatbootsSam Biddle
    2/01/16 11:00am

    I'm honestly so uncomfortable with the constant jokes about him wanting to date Ivanka. Can you imagine being her, and seeing people make jokes about her dad wanting to fuck her all the time? Christ, who knows what stuff she was subject to. It's a gross thing to harp on, because it's not just about him. He's despicable in so many ways, maybe we don't have to go for incest jokes?

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      DoobyOnelaceandcombatboots
      2/01/16 11:17am

      Then maybe he shouldn’t have made the comment.

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      laceandcombatbootsDoobyOne
      2/01/16 12:02pm

      He obviously shouldn’t have made the comment. My point is that she shouldn’t be subjected to further disgusting remarks because of him. I don’t find jokes about father/daughter molestation particularly riveting, I guess!

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    KeisertrollSam Biddle
    2/01/16 11:01am

    Looks like Pia Zadora found herself a new sugar daddy.

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      phunkshunKeisertroll
      2/01/16 11:04am

      BOOM!

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      Albert KuntekoKeisertroll
      2/01/16 11:08am

      Thank you! I could NOT put my finger on that.

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    Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaSam Biddle
    2/01/16 12:13pm

    It amazes me that Ivanka turned out so well, unlike Trump’s other children who enjoy big game hunting in the bush or posting let-them-eat-cake instagram shots(Tiffany). I have seen quite a few interviews with her and she seems intelligent, thoughtful, and sane. You can’t pick your family, but you don’t have be act like them.

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      mattress_rodeoMrs.Choate PFLAG Grandma
      2/01/16 12:23pm

      Agreed. I wonder if Ivana had anything to do with that or if it is just a matter of temperament.

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      Mrs.Choate PFLAG Grandmamattress_rodeo
      2/01/16 12:28pm

      Hard to know for sure, but a bit of both I would imagine. Ivanka was the youngest person interviewed for the documentary “Born Rich” a few years ago and I recall that she was the only trust fund kid featured who didn’t make me daydream about the French Revolution.

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    TheEvilAttorneySam Biddle
    2/01/16 10:56am

    This is simply a classy photo. End of story.

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      Mr KiteTheEvilAttorney
      2/01/16 10:58am

      It's THE CLASSIEST photo. It's probably the best photo ever taken, truthfully.

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      Albert KuntekoMr Kite
      2/01/16 11:11am

      Definitely the classiest photo ever. Sam Biddle is just a loser who nobody would ever accuse of incest because his daughter is so ugly.

      (Am I doing that right? I question whether I have the strength to visit the dark place necessary to do credible Trump parody.)

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    GTCvDeimosSam Biddle
    2/01/16 11:12am

    I think we can all agree that Trevor Noah has a long way to go before he reaches the greatness of Jon Stewart... But this is one of the best things to come from his run on the daily show:

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      gingerhammeredGTCvDeimos
      2/01/16 11:21am

      Also important not to forget, Donald sexually assaulted his (now ex-)wife.

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      BIMming ItGTCvDeimos
      2/01/16 11:33am

      I still haven’t watched a ‘Noah Show’ since he took over, but I did get a chance to see his standup on Netflix over the weekend, and it was pretty good. He managed to balance “Please don’t be offended by my outsider perspective” and “You people are fucking pants-on-fire crazy” quite well. Americans don’t typically like being critiqued from outsiders (especially anyone that’s not British), but he pulls it off excellently.

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    Yuppie ScumSam Biddle
    2/01/16 10:59am
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      gingerhammeredYuppie Scum
      2/01/16 11:20am

      In defense of Lucille, her relationship with Buster seems way less incestuous than Donald’s pining for his goddamn daughter.

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      Yuppie Scumgingerhammered
      2/01/16 11:24am

      Disagree:

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    selmabouvierterwilligerhutzmcclureSam Biddle
    2/01/16 11:01am
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      Dolemiteselmabouvierterwilligerhutzmcclure
      2/01/16 11:19am

      I wasn’t sure what his daughter looks like, so I had to investigate, but yup, they are somewhat similar-looking.

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      fludbludDolemite
      2/01/16 12:10pm

      Its worse than that, Ivanka on The Apprentice was always hard hitting with her questions and took crap from no one just like Megyn. Ivanka may handle herself with far more grace than her dad but theres no doubt where she got her personality and drive from.

      And for a narcissist like Donald, that must be like the hottest thing ever.

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    CommonVicesSam Biddle
    2/01/16 11:01am

    I love how much mileage is being squeezed out of the “Trump wants to nail his daughter” story. No sarcasm. Love it.

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