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    DennyCraneMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 10:43am

    For all of Gawker Media’s various (and hilarious) descriptions of Trump, “short-fingered vulgarian” will always have a special place in my heart.

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      altoid67DennyCrane
      1/30/16 10:48am

      that’s what Spy magazine used to call him in the 90's.

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      DennyCranealtoid67
      1/30/16 10:59am

      I know :)

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    HellephantMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 10:40am

    He’s lost the Kanye vote.

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      Justin BHellephant
      1/30/16 10:43am

      +1000

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      SqarrHellephant
      1/30/16 10:45am
      GIF

      Hole in fucking one.

      Spectacular.

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    Richard M TysonMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 10:42am

    It alllll makes sense now, because you know what they say about men with small hands. He is the greatest over-compensator the world has ever known.

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      SktroopRichard M Tyson
      1/30/16 10:59am

      He would probably say “the best, most successful, classiest, healthiest, smartest over-compensator who has all the words. All the best words!”

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      Archer>PicardRichard M Tyson
      1/30/16 11:09am

      Except for the fact that all of his ex-wives have praised his sexual abilities.

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    medrawtMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 10:45am

    Are his fingers really that short or are they of average length and thus just not in proportion with Trump himself, whom I think is the tallest of the current presidential candidates?

    (I am not a Trump supporter! I am a taller than average man who seems to have larger than average hands but, in my own perception, not particularly long fingers.)

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesmedrawt
      1/30/16 10:59am

      Trump is standing about a flat 6'0" these days. Taller than most of the rest of them, but considerably shorter than Jeb(!). He was never like freakishly tall even in his heyday.

      All of this to say, that, yeah, he has some small fingers.

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      Doubtthiswilllastmedrawt
      1/30/16 11:01am

      JEB! is also about that height too. I remember being surprised how tall he was when I saw him in person.

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    dothedewMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 10:44am

    I’d like to hear this from someone who has shaken his hand. Does he even do that? He seems like he would be a germaphobe.

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      Sohrabdothedew
      1/30/16 10:54am

      He, in fact, does not like to do that.

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      dothedewSohrab
      1/30/16 10:58am

      Lol. Nice.

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    Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 11:31am

    I’ve now lived long enough to see political coverage go from Watergate to “shrimp fingers.” Dementia shouldn’t be far off now...

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      Gamblor JDMrs.Choate PFLAG Grandma
      1/30/16 11:35am

      I, for one, am looking forward to the sweet bliss of dementia.

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      Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaGamblor JD
      1/30/16 12:01pm

      If it’s anything like the sweet bliss of everything’s groovy baby brought on by my medical marijuana-infused brownies, it can’t come fast enough. Cheaper too...

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    benjaminalloverMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 10:48am

    Congenital Brachydactyly. Wonder what else didn’t copy right.

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      BeABigRedOnebenjaminallover
      1/30/16 12:00pm

      It’s funny what we see...I always think of McCain as a guy with T-Rex arms. I figure he has to get his size 16.5 28 shirts made for him.

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      mightyninth (towering in shiny metallic purple armor)benjaminallover
      6/17/16 10:41am

      You have the best words.

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    delic8geniusMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 12:06pm

    <<<<<I am more fascinated by his “cat-butt mouth,” as described by a perspicacious friend in my FB feed.

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      flamingolingodelic8genius
      1/30/16 4:35pm

      It is strangely small and puckered, isn’t it?

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    ww1383Melissa Cronin
    1/30/16 11:20am

    Forget fingers, what the fuck is that on top of his head?

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      Gamblor JDww1383
      1/30/16 11:36am

      “Thats hair. The very best hair, as you know. I have the best people take care of my hair. Im very proud of my hair.”

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    misterellingtonMelissa Cronin
    1/30/16 6:35pm

    One more for the gallery: From the day he announced his candidacy, the princeling Trumphardt was borne down his gilded escalator by his coterie of supplicants, flunkies and stewards.

    Alas, he bears certain physical infirmities due to centuries of inbreeding.

    Thoughts of which deeply trouble the sleep of Princess Ivanka. :(

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