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    MBCockAllie Jones
    1/28/16 5:13pm

    Turner, Brody, and Tate is the Trifecta of Douche-Bro Names.

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeMBCock
      1/28/16 5:16pm

      TEXTBOOK DB NAMES.

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      DolemiteMBCock
      1/28/16 5:16pm

      I’m a big fan of Tate’s hair though.

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    HighlySelassieAllie Jones
    1/28/16 5:15pm

    Gonna need a t-shirt with “America: Great Back In the Awhile Ago or Whatever” on it.

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      Sid and FinancyHighlySelassie
      1/28/16 5:19pm

      “You’re gonna need a bigger shirt.”

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      ThatFatScatCatHighlySelassie
      1/28/16 5:19pm

      You joke, but I’d wear the FUCK out of that shirt.

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    SktroopAllie Jones
    1/28/16 5:26pm

    Brody looks almost exactly like the friend of the boss/douche that was hired about a year before I left the company. He had no useful skills, no communication skills that weren’t Twitter based, usually smelled of alcohol from the night before, arrived and left according to his own schedule (when he deigned to show at all), produced little but he received “mystery bonuses”and raises while everyone else had wages frozen for 3 years.

    That’s kind of how I see Brody getting employed, through a friend or friend-of-a-friend and then skating through life, all the while complaining about how hard he works, how he’s underpaid and how he‘s the only reason the company’s still in business.

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      TelleseronSktroop
      1/28/16 5:58pm

      Just about every Trump supporter I have talked to so far seems like this. Maybe I just haven’t talked to enough. But they seem like early 20's male, angry at stuff but not sure what, and wants to see a fight take place because “fuck those guys”.

      It makes me feel like this election cycle is a Jerry Springer episode.

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      Cyber Mind GrrlSktroop
      1/28/16 6:07pm

      And when he gets into his inevitable DUI-induced car crash killing 4 people and maiming multiple others, gets off by successfully arguing that he didn’t know any better.

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    Sid and FinancyAllie Jones
    1/28/16 5:15pm

    It’s simply petty to make fun of their names, because they didn’t pick them, and besides who care— BWHAHAHAHAHA! TATE, BRODY and TURNER!! You can’t make that shit up!

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      thewholetownscuteSid and Financy
      1/28/16 5:32pm

      It reminds me of an episode of Black-ish where the wife advises her recently-injured middle age husband that it might be time to start playing basketball with the Jakes and the Blaines and not with the Maliks and the Jamals bc he’s too dang old.

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    The Noble RenardAllie Jones
    1/28/16 5:16pm

    Is it just me, or is Turner Eakins obviously gay?

    The gay-dar is pinging very strongly on him.

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      curiosityThe Noble Renard
      1/28/16 5:22pm

      Turner and Tate both pinged on the ol radar. Does Brody even realize he’s in the middle of a gay sandwich?

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      Myrna Loy's Side-EyeThe Noble Renard
      1/28/16 5:24pm

      brb going to make some exciting additions to my Trump Slash-Fic epic.

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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonAllie Jones
    1/28/16 5:18pm

    This is good Gawkering. Please continue.

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      alohahomerAllie Jones
      1/28/16 5:16pm

      Reminds me of the crowd that used to go cheer for Wally George.

      You are probably too young to remember him. It was the 80s.

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        youhavenoselfawarenessdumbfuckalohahomer
        1/28/16 5:31pm

        Wally was truly strange. Good stuff.

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        alohahomeryouhavenoselfawarenessdumbfuck
        1/28/16 5:43pm

        And Rebecca De Mornay’s father!

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      Beet ArthurAllie Jones
      1/28/16 5:15pm

      Brody Buck already has a porn name. Lucky him

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        DarthPumpkinBeet Arthur
        1/28/16 5:35pm

        Please. They ALL have good porn names.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeAllie Jones
      1/28/16 5:15pm

      Taint Major. There’s a guy I could get behind.

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        MidtownATLguy╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
        1/29/16 11:12am

        Or on top of.

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      Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherAllie Jones
      1/28/16 5:19pm

      Somewhere in Nebraska, the guy behind them, trying to be part of the scene but blocked out by Brody, is pounding his fist into a pillow and wondering “why not me?”

      And he’s right. What about him? He’s trying to show us his bicep muscles. Doesn’t that count for anything anymore, America? What have we become when a white guy flexing his biceps gets no love from us?

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