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    dothedewHamilton Nolan
    1/28/16 11:02am

    Given how people love to show off their shit, I can only assume this will lead to a surge of people wearing lingerie on the outside. For most people, this would be a mistake. Stick to the handbags, ladies.*

    *Unless you can pull this off, in which case let your freak flags fly.

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      doublefuckingnewsflashdothedew
      1/28/16 11:06am

      Amen

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      EvelynChampagneKingsnumberonefandothedew
      1/28/16 11:08am

      I enjoy when, let’s use a nice euphemism here, unconventionally attractive women dress in revealing clothing. It’s fun.

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    Cherith CutestoryHamilton Nolan
    1/28/16 11:06am

    Sure, I keep everything in my bra. My wallet, my ID, gum, light snacks and so on. I’m a trendsetter!

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4Cherith Cutestory
      1/28/16 11:12am

      My wallet, my ID, gum,

      For a split second I thought this said “gun,” and thought of this...

      http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/201…

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      Masshole JamesCherith Cutestory
      1/28/16 11:13am

      You’re from Everett so I assume you put your gun in there too.

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    GregoireHamilton Nolan
    1/28/16 11:01am

    Old ladies can’t store hard candies and wadded up tissues in a fucking negligee.

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      dothedewGregoire
      1/28/16 11:03am

      That’s only because up until now no one has thought to make negligees with pockets.

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      Sid and FinancyGregoire
      1/28/16 11:04am

      I’d like to introduce you to my grandmother.

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    story645Hamilton Nolan
    1/28/16 11:09am

    So confused as they serve different purposes and it’s really difficult to show off lingerie in an everyday casual setting.

    Like the power of a handbag is that taking a 10k one to the grocery store and treating it like a $10 bag is a statement.

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      Cherith Cutestorystory645
      1/28/16 11:26am

      I think it’s like girls who wear those Victoria’s Secret sweat pants all over the place. It’s comfortable clothing that’s way too expensive but also hints at you shopping at Victoria’s Secret and what else could you be buying there.

      Although don’t underestimate people’s ability to incorporate actual lingere into everyday clothing.

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      TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Cherith Cutestory
      1/28/16 11:35am

      Shopped with too many women at Victoria’s Secret, watched them attack the discount panties and ignore the expensive, fancy stuff.

      As far as I’m concerned, all those sweatpants say is “why yes, I do wear underwear!”

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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonHamilton Nolan
    1/28/16 11:11am

    I’ve been scooped. I’m writing an article called “Diapers are the New Apples”

    Look for it in Slate next week.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4EatTheCheeseNicholson
      1/28/16 11:27am

      My essay on “Penises are the New Backwards Baseball Caps” has just been posted on Medium.

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    SpringSprungHamilton Nolan
    1/28/16 11:13am

    Actually I have replaced all my handbags with lingerie. The only problem is everyone keeps asking me is that your wallet, cell phone, sunglasses, lipstick and car keys in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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      Rom RombertsHamilton Nolan
      1/28/16 11:06am

      the thing in my closet likes hambags, which is almost relevant to this post!

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        gawkophileHamilton Nolan
        1/28/16 8:35pm

        This one smelled more Times than Post to me.

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          ElephantShoeHamilton Nolan
          1/28/16 11:22am

          I wore matching lingerie once and my date was like “oooo look at you— matching panties!” which is I guess what I wanted but I was like HOW DARE YOU.

          So I do know for sure that, no.

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            TeenaBurnerHamilton Nolan
            1/28/16 11:39am

            Why is the article pretending that Victoria’s Secret and American Eagle are “luxury retailers”?

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              lunchcomaTeenaBurner
              1/28/16 11:45am

              Yeah, I’m confused. Granted, Coach isn’t really either, but having a closet full of their products is still quite a bit of money even if the high end for handbags goes very high. Someone who shops at Victoria’s Secret is buying products at the lower end of the lingerie market, especially if like most people, she’s buying the cotton stuff and not the handful of lacy items.

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