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    barchibaldKara Brown
    1/27/16 7:42pm

    Wait - are we supposed to be brushing our cats’ teeth???? That tweet made me laugh but then the cat owner guilt came in like a horrible wave.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinabarchibald
      1/27/16 7:45pm

      Don’t worry about it. It’s ideal if you can, but few cats will allow it.

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      deerlady83barchibald
      1/27/16 7:46pm

      My aunt brushes her dog’s teeth. I've never tried my cats.

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    Missypoo50Kara Brown
    1/27/16 7:35pm

    Somewhat off-topic: Landon Donovan gave his baby the most California name ever - Talon! TALON!

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereMissypoo50
      1/27/16 7:42pm

      NOPE. Jason Lee with Pilot Inspektor”

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereMissypoo50
      1/27/16 7:44pm

      Nope! Jason Lee with “PILOT INSPEKTOR”!!!

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    deerlady83Kara Brown
    1/27/16 7:48pm
    GIF
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      Selfie-consciousdeerlady83
      1/27/16 8:09pm

      Oh my god I love this gif so hard. Thank you.

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      spreebreedeerlady83
      1/27/16 8:10pm

      This brings me so much joy!

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    iseedeaddaleksKara Brown
    1/27/16 7:33pm

    Is it just me or did Yoko’s tweet make sense?

    Someone send help, I must be having a stroke.

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      Scarletwineiseedeaddaleks
      1/27/16 7:40pm

      I get it too so maybe SHE’S the one having a stroke? I wonder if it has the opposite effect on her.

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      MsMiseedeaddaleks
      1/27/16 7:41pm

      I’ve gotten to the point where i just skip them...

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    SpringSprungKara Brown
    1/27/16 7:36pm

    Someone Please Laugh At Zach Braff’s Joke

    Done

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      dalilaSpringSprung
      1/27/16 7:41pm

      I laughed because he has morphed into looking like my Uncle Wade?

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      Your Cruise Director Juliedalila
      1/27/16 7:44pm

      Zach Braff looks like the freshly kneaded dough version of David Duchovny.

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    dalilaKara Brown
    1/27/16 7:40pm

    OPERA GHOST

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      PattyBoots loves David Bowie foreverdalila
      1/27/16 7:44pm

      The original O.G.

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      paultoesdalila
      1/27/16 7:51pm

      It’s really not amusing, he’s abusing our position, in addition he wants money, he’s a funny sort of spectre to expect a large retainer, nothing plainer he is clearly quite insane!

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    Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Kara Brown
    1/27/16 7:49pm

    “If Apple wanted, we’d all be 5 minutes late.”

    Dude. I’m WAY more than 5 minutes late *all the time* with 0% Apple intervention.

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      IHaveThoughts Thinks 2016 Has No ChillSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      1/27/16 7:57pm

      I felt so smugly superior for a second because I’m Android 4 Lyfe but then I remembered that I’m constantly late too. :(

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)IHaveThoughts Thinks 2016 Has No Chill
      1/27/16 8:01pm

      chronic tardiness is *totally* cross platform.

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kara Brown
    1/27/16 7:43pm

    Godfuckingdamn it I hate Zach Braff. You know when people say ‘A pox on your house!’ well I am pretty sure Zach Braff is that pox on my house. Him and Jimmy fallon. Goddamn it now I am going to have to punch a puppy or something,

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      NotSoVirgoOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      1/27/16 7:51pm

      I actually can’t decide if I hate Braff or Fallon more, and the fact that both make me want to hurt adorable baby animals, as well, is helping neither one.

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      giddyponyOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      1/27/16 8:06pm

      I watched an aged video of Johnnie Rotten on Conan’s first show and it was an intelligent 10 minute long interview. Fallon has people playing dopey games. And smirks through the whole thing.

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    32_FootstepsKara Brown
    1/27/16 7:45pm

    Eh, “hipster” is the new “bohemian.” I just hope for the day we get “Hipster Rhapsody.”

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      ladyspiderweb32_Footsteps
      1/27/16 7:57pm

      I’m sure it’s already been recorded by a band we’ve never heard of working under a label we’ve never heard of and released on 8-track and available for sale only at certain artisan cheese shops in Brooklyn on the fourth Thursday of months ending in ‘y’ between 10 and 11:30am.

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      Betty shooting birds32_Footsteps
      1/27/16 8:11pm

      I feel like it’s the new yuppie.

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    ImmortalAgnesKara Brown
    1/27/16 7:44pm

    You guys, I really loved Scrubs and I even really liked Garden State (that soundtrack is goddamn timeless). But Zach Braff needs to go away. I don’t think about him much aside from those 2 roles so I just kind of shrugged off all the hate. But then, a couple of weeks ago, I watched Wish I Was Here and it was the biggest piece of contrived bullshit I have ever seen. It was so bad I actually felt pangs of rage while I watched it. And now I join the rest of you who long ago saw that Zach Braff is literally the worst.

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      hello sunshine rides againImmortalAgnes
      1/27/16 7:52pm

      Also loved him in Scrubs and Garden State, and then The Last Kiss ruined him for me. Damn it, JD!

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      ChiTheaterGirlImmortalAgnes
      1/27/16 9:36pm

      Me, too. He was my celebrity crush for years, and now I’m ashamed to admit it. Glad I didn’t wind up marrying him, after all. ;)

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