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    Cam/ronAllie Jones
    1/26/16 2:32pm

    It’s amazing that so many people are looking up to her as a Great Tech CEO despite that she’s been out of the job for 10 years.

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      dothedewCam/ron
      1/26/16 2:36pm

      Also despite the fact that she ran her giant tech company into the ground.

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      DiscoInfernoSupressionSystemCam/ron
      1/26/16 2:36pm

      She was an objectively terrible CEO who left her company in ruins and thousands of people unemployed.

      Which is to say, she's a GOP success story.

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    Richard M TysonAllie Jones
    1/26/16 2:33pm

    She’s a stripper now. You buried the lede.

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      dothedewRichard M Tyson
      1/26/16 2:36pm

      I have been to that club! But I think it’s in Coralville, not Iowa City. Also, Carly seems a little young to dance there.

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      GregoireRichard M Tyson
      1/26/16 2:45pm

      Thanks. I now must go and replace my eyeballs.

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    Sid and FinancyAllie Jones
    1/26/16 2:33pm

    “You know what wins elections? A track record of failure, stridency and mismanagement!”

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      Richard M TysonSid and Financy
      1/26/16 2:35pm

      Damnit. I was rooting against Hillary.

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      matt.maraSid and Financy
      1/26/16 3:03pm

      “Just go ask Donald Trump!”

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    Dave Allie Jones
    1/26/16 2:36pm

    Maybe should take a bunch of school kids and hold them until she wins. It seems to be her thing.

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      Couch Man DoDave
      1/26/16 2:48pm

      That’s even better than my corn dog idea.

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      TimF101Couch Man Do
      1/26/16 2:59pm

      GODDAMMIT

      If you are running for office, never eat the corn dog. I can’t unsee this.

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    Masshole JamesAllie Jones
    1/26/16 2:36pm

    Why does she remind me of an even crazier Taylor Swift?

    GIF
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      Jerry-NetherlandMasshole James
      1/26/16 2:38pm

      James, please see your optometrist. I’m concerned.

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      Masshole JamesJerry-Netherland
      1/26/16 2:54pm

      It’s all those shots to the eye I’ve taken. They don’t tell you that you eventually go blind.

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAllie Jones
    1/26/16 2:29pm

    And not surprisingly, neither do Carly Fiorinas!

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      okiedokieokieAllie Jones
      1/26/16 2:30pm

      Polls don’t win elections

      Neither do you, Carly.

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        Neanderthalmanokiedokieokie
        1/26/16 5:52pm

        I came here to say this. Thank you.

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        okiedokieokieNeanderthalman
        1/27/16 1:35pm

        You are welcome.

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      MisterPigginsAllie Jones
      1/26/16 2:55pm

      To a certain point she’s not wrong, but then when you poll at 1% consistently you do have a problem.

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        TimF101MisterPiggins
        1/26/16 3:01pm

        You don’t need that much support if you have an armed, fanatical base of supporters that the central government is afraid to take on directly.

        Carly doesn’t have that either. Trump might.

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      SpringSprungAllie Jones
      1/26/16 2:35pm

      She's just holding on and hoping the GOP will also give her $20m to go away.

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        MakeAnEffortForOnceAllie Jones
        1/26/16 2:29pm

        But polls do have some predictive power about the likelihood. Is this why she failed as a CEO? “DONT SHOW ME THE EARNINGS REPORT, WE DONT MAKE PROFITS OFF EARNINGS!”

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