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    Brendan O'ConnorAndy Cush
    1/22/16 11:49am

    they should have killed the cow

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      fondue processBrendan O'Connor
      1/22/16 11:52am

      but then you wouldn’t have this important topic to milk for posts! what would you write about? Gawker would no longer be a site with breaking moos!

      what would we even cowment about?!

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      didyourlysaythat?Brendan O'Connor
      1/22/16 11:52am

      I’m okay with this particularly spirited escapee being spared. If there was a beef shortage, not so much.

      He did, after all, set himself apart from the herd.

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    benjaminalloverAndy Cush
    1/22/16 11:50am

    A sanctuary for rescued factory food animals? This guy’s really swimming upstream, given how many of us are going to eat just such beef today.

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      frieda406benjaminallover
      1/22/16 11:54am

      Check out the Gentle Barn in California.

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      Sid and Financybenjaminallover
      1/22/16 11:54am

      I’m pretty much making a point of it now.

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    dothedewAndy Cush
    1/22/16 12:08pm

    I’m confused. If it’s going to this sanctuary, when are we going to eat it?

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      Thaddeus S. Venturedothedew
      1/22/16 12:21pm

      Theres probably pounds of undigested meat in your colon. What say you stick your head up your ass and have at it

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    ww1383Andy Cush
    1/22/16 11:55am

    Let this be a lesson to you all who complain about BLM protestors are annoying college kids. The only cow that survived is the the one that stopped traffic, inconvenienced people and got arrested. The respectable cows will be served over rice with hot sauce and white sauce.

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      Uncle Booww1383
      1/22/16 2:05pm

      Perfection.

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      abbababbaww1383
      1/22/16 2:41pm

      Good point.

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    Jujymonkey3Andy Cush
    1/22/16 11:51am

    He will be making his new home across the Hudson River, in New Jersey

    ...to be turned into a light snack for Governor Christie upon his eventual return from New Hampshire.

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      ZzoydJujymonkey3
      1/22/16 11:59am

      He’ll be more than an amuse-bouche by the time the esteemed Governor realizes it’s over.

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAndy Cush
    1/22/16 11:50am

    I’m sorry, but this reviewer found the cow’s reboot of Hoffman’s famous “I’M WALKIN’ HEAH!” scene in Midnight Cowboy to be confused, rambling, nonsensical, and contributing nothing to the original.

    1 out 5 of five frightened, trembling udders

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      Freddie DeBoerAndy Cush
      1/22/16 11:56am

      Like all good New Yorkers, he should retire to Florida.

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        Sid and FinancyAndy Cush
        1/22/16 11:53am
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          shelwoodAndy Cush
          1/22/16 4:04pm

          This isn’t the same farm my dad sent my dog and my kitten to when my parents got divorced, right? But, I mean, if it is, can I visit? I still miss Red and Cloud.

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            LindaAndy Cush
            1/22/16 11:59am

            He heard it was okay to pee on the streets of NYC so he decided to take in the sights and hit a play.

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