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    Beet ArthurJordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:46pm

    Remember when Sarah made Track join the military to keep him out of trouble while she tried to run for president? And when as an entire family they started a barbecue brawl? Or when Bristol (who looks SO different here, btw) got knocked up twice all while promoting abstinence? why do these people get to be some moral compass that flies in (on a private jet!!!) to tell the minions all about small town christian values? This is the kind of story that if it ended up in a National Lampoon movie would be hailed as ‘too absurd and hard to believe’

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeBeet Arthur
      1/19/16 4:48pm

      Or when she endorsed Trump the day after her son’s charges were filed to obliterate the media coverage?

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      TheLostShameofCharlieSheenBeet Arthur
      1/19/16 4:48pm

      That’s Bristol? Damn. I thought that was Willow at first.

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    OMG!PONIES!Jordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:43pm

    The Palins have quite the Track (criminal) record.

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      Denver is too damn highOMG!PONIES!
      1/19/16 4:45pm

      he has a one track mind

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      Denver is too damn highOMG!PONIES!
      1/19/16 4:46pm

      I’ve lost track of their misgivings

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    Sean BrodyJordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:42pm

    I kind of like the Palins more now that I know they’re basically out-of-control booze hounds.

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      Masshole JamesSean Brody
      1/19/16 4:50pm

      White trash are pretty great...as long as you don’t have to live next door to them. Or in the same neighborhood. Or as long you don’t vote for them.

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      dothedewSean Brody
      1/19/16 4:53pm

      I basically assumed that anyone living in Alaska is drunk or high all the time.

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    Freddie DeBoerJordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:42pm

    hahaha no but seriously, what’s his real first name?

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4Freddie DeBoer
      1/19/16 4:44pm

      Oval Asphalt Running Path Palin.

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      C. Montgomery Burner AccountFreddie DeBoer
      1/19/16 4:44pm

      Tracktholomew

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    Itto OgamiJordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:41pm

    Jesus. And his mother is a kingmaker. Can we have Jim Duggar get behind Trump at the next event to just seal the deal?

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      DoobyOneItto Ogami
      1/19/16 4:44pm

      She’s Bible Spice, she can’t help but be trashy.

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      hotoynoodleItto Ogami
      1/19/16 4:45pm

      The Duggars are already in bed with Huckabee.

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    Masshole JamesJordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:42pm
    GIF
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      puncha yo bunsMasshole James
      1/19/16 4:47pm

      Can we retire the term white trash? I’m sorry, I’m sorry—that will be all my liberal outrage for the day, I promise.

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      Midtown43Masshole James
      1/19/16 4:50pm

      Of course the Palins would support Trump:

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    OMG!PONIES!Jordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:45pm

    This will help Trump shore up the ignorant drunken hillbilly gun-nut vote.

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      dothedewOMG!PONIES!
      1/19/16 4:56pm

      I thought he had that demo in the bag already.

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      TrumptyDumptyhadagreatfalldothedew
      1/19/16 5:10pm

      No, there was one dipshit in Alaska who was on the fence.

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    Cam/ronJordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:41pm

    My uncle, a retired Alaska State Trooper, told me that armed drunks are a common sight at many bars in AK.

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      ANONSASSCam/ron
      1/19/16 4:45pm

      Me, an active Alaska State Troopers television viewer, can certainly attest to that.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeCam/ron
      1/19/16 4:47pm

      Sounds like a libertarian paradise.

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    Denver is too damn highJordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:42pm

    Not all that bad. I thought he might be pregnant again.

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      Masshole JamesDenver is too damn high
      1/19/16 4:50pm

      No, that was his dad who had that baby.

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      Mrs.Choate PFLAG GrandmaDenver is too damn high
      1/19/16 10:46pm

      Seriously. If you can’t get pregnant, save some dough on fertility doctors and have a long weekend in Alaska. Hell, just let some flannel clad fucktard buy you a drink and have a quickie in the john. Seems to work for the gals who live there.

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    NefertittiesJordan Sargent
    1/19/16 4:44pm

    I can see the Palin spin machine from my house.

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