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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeGabrielle Bluestone
    1/18/16 11:37am

    Fucker got caught because he couldn’t resist one more carne asada taco. Not really last meal worthy, IMO. Gimme a lengua, birria, or al pastor and I will die happy.

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      Arctic16╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      1/18/16 11:50am

      Lengua is the shit, but the real MVP gets tripa tacos.

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      poseicustardArctic16
      1/18/16 11:54am

      I am also more “authentic” in my food choices than others.

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    Cherith CutestoryGabrielle Bluestone
    1/18/16 11:34am

    This picture would solve the mystery of his height if it weren’t in centimeters or whatever.

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      NJCherith Cutestory
      1/18/16 11:44am

      I gave him 167 cm, which comes to 65.748 inches or just under 5'6".

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      Cherith CutestoryNJ
      1/18/16 11:47am

      Looks like 165 to me (little over 5'4") and maybe he’s in boots. Which gives the extra.

      If he were 5'6" he’d be pretty average or slightly below average in Mexico. Not “El Chapo”.

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    tornadoslackssGabrielle Bluestone
    1/18/16 11:23am

    A nice healthy salad and he would still be a free man.

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      SquirrelumsToTheRescuetornadoslackss
      1/18/16 12:28pm

      I still don’t get it. How, did a mexican seem so suspicious for ordering tacos? It’s not like it was huge order of lutefisk.

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      NooooopeNeverSquirrelumsToTheRescue
      1/18/16 12:45pm

      According to the show I watched last night on Univison, it was the size of the order (for thirteen people) which was odd as normally it was only his aunt that lived at the house. Also, they ordered Chinese takeout at some point, which was supposedly Chapo’s favorite.

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    festivusaziliGabrielle Bluestone
    1/18/16 11:20am

    “I will eat Chipotle until it fucking kills me.”

    -El Chapo, putting his money where his mouth is, unlike Jia.

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      Deadly the Eternalfestivusazili
      1/18/16 12:51pm

      I’d like to believe that this whole incident was just a way to take down El Chapo, while sickening the public was a bonus.

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    lobstrGabrielle Bluestone
    1/18/16 11:41am

    I hear he used Ethan Couch’s cell phone to place the order..

    eyy-o!

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      OMG!PONIES!Gabrielle Bluestone
      1/18/16 12:14pm

      Way to embrace the stereotype, El Chapo.

      Any word on whether he was also driving around in a beat-up 1987 Toyota pickup, selling bags of oranges while wearing a sombrero?

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        gawkophileGabrielle Bluestone
        1/18/16 1:41pm

        “let he who hasn’t risked it all for a late-night taco cast the first stone.”

        Truer words...

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          GeorgeGeoffersonLivesGabrielle Bluestone
          1/18/16 11:22am

          Good lord, Donald Trump is going to have a field day with this.

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            ManchuCandidateGabrielle Bluestone
            1/18/16 11:28am

            Yo quiero... Abogado.

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              tastefulTandAGabrielle Bluestone
              1/18/16 11:36am

              My kingdom for a chicken fajita taco with guac, no sour cream.

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