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    Masshole JamesStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 11:12am

    So no story on 13 Hours and how it bombed? It came in below expectations and got beat by everything from Ride Along to the weeks-old Revenant to the month-old Star Wars...and they were hoping it was gonna be the new American Sniper but it probably won’t even make it’s budget back. Oops! The conservative blogs are totally ignoring the box office opening after months of hyping it but I thought at least we could gloat here.

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/01/17/box-office-why-13-hours-the-secret-soldiers-of-benghazi-was-no-american-sniper/#2715e4857a0b47ff35935722

    I would have presumed that anyone who flocked to Act of Valor would have also flocked to this one on opening weekend, but that obviously didn’t happen. I was wrong, and maybe it’s as simple as “Act of Valor celebrates a fictional triumph while 13 Hours details a real-life tragedy.” Yes, 13 Hours only opened in 2,400 theaters, but its per-screen-average for the Fri-Sun debut was a merely okay $6,250 p.s.a. Yes, the film “over performed” in certain Southern states, and it may well have legs there over the next month, but I was wrong to think that the film would break out in any plausible way.

    Poor Krasinski...back to television for him.

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      benjaminalloverMasshole James
      1/17/16 11:28am

      Ahahahahahahaha! Outstanding.

      Jim Halpert as a Michael Bay action stud? Everyone involved deserves to lose their money, including the chumps who bought tickets.

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      QueenOfTheMonstersbenjaminallover
      1/17/16 11:43am

      My grandmother is one of those chumps who wants to see this garbage. Joke’s on her.

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    Snake PersonStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 10:55am

    Chelsea Handler has always just seemed like the worst to me. Like, a mean girl dusted with just enough comedienne to get by.

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      TormentedCommentSnake Person
      1/17/16 11:00am

      I never got that feeling from her and was actually quite surprised when I read this. Now, that it's been said, I think back and I'm like, yea I can see it! Wow! I always thought I wanted to have a few beers or cosmos with her, but No thanks!

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      GELLA - LLAPSnake Person
      1/17/16 11:07am

      she is a bitch of a boss

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    germankiwigalStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 11:29am

    Stawwwwp, Tom, please stop being so goddamn perfect - I was JUST getting over you! Sigh.

    I am so excited for The Night Manager - I love Laurie and Hiddles, obviously, and Olivia Colman is probably one of my favourite actresses at the moment. She was magnificent in Broadchurch!

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      Perraviejagermankiwigal
      1/17/16 11:34am

      Olivia Colman made me cry and laugh in the span of one episode. She is a goddess.

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      Iwaswonderofwondersgermankiwigal
      1/17/16 11:37am

      Olivia also did comedy with Peep Show and That Mitchell and Webb Look.

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    CAPTAINOHStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 10:56am

    Laura Dern and Common are a thing? Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I love that pairing!!! Laura Dern is my absolute favorite.

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      Snake PersonCAPTAINOH
      1/17/16 10:58am

      Agreed. And, actually, from what I know about Common, I can see that match making a lot of sense.

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      Flow BeeCAPTAINOH
      1/17/16 11:06am

      It’s an interesting pairing considering some of his past lyrics re: interracial dating.

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    randilynisFINDILYNStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 11:44am

    Kelly Osbourne looks pretty chill here.

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      Blueberry JonesrandilynisFINDILYN
      1/17/16 11:50am

      lol oooooof.

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      bachelorpodrandilynisFINDILYN
      1/17/16 12:39pm

      I think the mermaid hair is great and I have to confess I generally prefer Justin Bieber in the longer, femme, so-called “lesbian” hairstyles. The short, “James Dean” hairstyles make him look like a young Ryan Reynolds – too straight/conventional/boring. As a young musician, he should be experimenting with the edgier looks. Save the cleancut dweeb look for when you’re pushing 40 and trolling for Canadian television roles.

      As should be detected from my comprehensive info-graphic, I am majorly invested in Justin Bieber’s “look”. Or I am avoiding more pressing responsibilities this AM. You decide.

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    rusholmeruffianStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 11:46am

    Seapunk was over in 2013, Biebs. Give it up.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinarusholmeruffian
      1/17/16 12:08pm

      HIPSTER

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      rusholmeruffianDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      1/17/16 12:25pm

      I’m such a hipster, I live in a McMansion in deep suburbia, and I’m sitting in a church service in Riverside, CA at 9:25 on a Sunday morning.

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    uhg.Stassa Edwards
    1/17/16 12:03pm

    I’m feeling more things for Celine Dion currently at this moment than I ever thought I would, good grief that is rough.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinauhg.
      1/17/16 12:08pm

      Same. She isn’t someone I really pay any attention to normally, but this is really tearing at the heartstrings. I can’t imagine the grief and horror.

      Fuck cancer.

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      JessLynnuhg.
      1/17/16 12:19pm

      Yes, absolutely devestating. I have been hard hit hearing about stage 4 cancer that has just been discovered in a distant aquaintances son. 9 years old, almost no hope of recovery.

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    $kaycogStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 11:04am

    Hey, Bieber! Get your ass off the Ferrari!

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      Masshole James$kaycog
      1/17/16 11:22am

      He’s pretending to own it, like he pretended that he owned a jet at one point.

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      GELLA - LLAP$kaycog
      1/17/16 11:24am

      he is polishing a car

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    Dr. Kimberly ShawStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 12:21pm

    Not Dirt Bag-related, but MeUndies is the most nauseating name for anything ever.

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      Ragged ClawsDr. Kimberly Shaw
      1/17/16 1:23pm

      I signed in just to star this.

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      opheeliaDr. Kimberly Shaw
      1/17/16 1:40pm

      I really wish that would stop being the SPONSORED post. I think it was better when Jillian Michaels was telling us all what to think.

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    freshacconciStassa Edwards
    1/17/16 11:09am

    Whenever I see Justin Bieber I can only think of Kate McKinnon.

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      Snake Personfreshacconci
      1/17/16 11:11am

      Improvement.

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