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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesJordan Sargent
    1/13/16 1:50pm

    It’s obvious that he has a crush on del Castillo, right? He heard that she respected or admired him, and like any man given the slightest bit of attention by a woman, lost his goddamn mind. I’m sure when he heard that she wanted to bring Penn along he was pissed or at least a bit annoyed and made the best of a less than optimal situation. lol

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      under196GeorgeGeoffersonLives
      1/13/16 1:52pm

      Why else would she not be dead yet?

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      BrooksRobinsonsGloveGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      1/13/16 1:52pm

      I think she is loon and I do. So I’m going to say yes.

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    festivusaziliJordan Sargent
    1/13/16 1:50pm

    Sean Penn’s IMDb page is a greatest hits list of “movies I have heard of but will never see.”

    Also, pretty fucking weak. Why is Sean Penn so famous? Just Milk and Madonna?

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      Governor McCheesefestivusazili
      1/13/16 1:56pm

      Fast Times

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      Lawvasfestivusazili
      1/13/16 1:56pm

      Fast Times At Ridgemont High was his best work.

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    ThenSAJordan Sargent
    1/13/16 1:52pm

    El Chapo only agreed to meet with Sean Penn when he found out that Sean’s brother Chris played Joe, a.k.a “The Gasman”, in Dumb & Dumber.

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      GimmethatThenSA
      1/13/16 1:57pm

      Chris Penn is dead, and that’s not even him.

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      ThenSAGimmethat
      1/13/16 1:59pm

      He died in the movie when they put too many peppers on the sandwich and then gave him rat poison instead of his antacid. PILLS ARE GOOD!

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    Dashiell HammletJordan Sargent
    1/13/16 1:48pm

    what’s the over/under on his next escape?

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      Low Information BoaterDashiell Hammlet
      1/13/16 1:51pm

      What parameter are you speculating on?

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      Dashiell HammletLow Information Boater
      1/13/16 1:53pm

      time. months, years, etc.

      I’d take the under of 2 years

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    IskaralPustJordan Sargent
    1/13/16 1:47pm

    Did he, like me, assume that the movie “21 Grams” was about cocaine and not the weight of the human soul?

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      DHIATENSORJordan Sargent
      1/13/16 2:01pm

      A interview between El Chapo and Sean William Scott? Now that I would read.

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        Deadly the EternalDHIATENSOR
        1/13/16 2:16pm

        “Dude El Chapo, Where’s My Car Cocaine?”

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        PenelopeParadisDeadly the Eternal
        1/13/16 4:30pm

        I would watch that, totally would plunk down $15 for that movie. :)

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      CommonVicesJordan Sargent
      1/13/16 3:54pm

      . . . to the drug kingpin, the actor might as well have been Seann William Scott. . .

      Yeah, that would have been a better interview. On every level.

      I’m being completely serious. Sean Penn is the Bono of acting.

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        ListerineyCommonVices
        1/13/16 4:40pm

        Excuse me, but Sean Penn never forced Apple to give you one of his movies on your iDevice. The man is not a monster.

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        CommonVicesListeriney
        1/13/16 4:45pm

        But he keeps sending DVD copies of Mystic River to my house every couple of days, like AOL free trial discs....

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      Rom RombertsJordan Sargent
      1/13/16 1:58pm

      I am the famous film boy from movie town. I have taken a jeep into a faraway country and used my acting to slide into your life. Now I am here, a glossy magazine come to life, to rub a salve of questions into your scalp. Madonna used to fuck me. Answer my deep and thoughtful questions.

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        CaptainButtersJordan Sargent
        1/13/16 1:49pm

        “Mr Penn! Man you’ve lost a lot of weight since Footloose! Remember that movie? I cried inside when you died in Best of the Best Part II”

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          TopherJordan Sargent
          1/13/16 2:33pm

          Hmm... so a movie star travels to Mexico, where he is not recognized as a movie star, and helps bring down El Guapo Chapo? Sounds familiar....

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            PenelopeParadisTopher
            1/13/16 4:30pm

            now, that's a movie!

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