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    StillCopperboomBobby Finger
    1/13/16 10:11am

    Wait wait wait.

    I’ll give Kendall Jenner model, but SUPERMODEL? Get the fuck out of here with that shit, Us Weekly.

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      NomNom83StillCopperboom
      1/13/16 10:20am

      That bar was lowered years ago. Now anyone with a contract gets to claim it. And Jenner’s got contracts. *shrug*

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      GELLA - LLAPStillCopperboom
      1/13/16 10:25am

      she is just plain skinny basic girl.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    1/13/16 10:00am

    Or, more specifically, she “picked it up” after it “hit Blake in the head and fell on the floor.”

    Quick read: “and” instead of “after it”

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
      1/13/16 10:04am

      i was surprised he has personal hairdresser.

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      mrsbiederhofrandilynisFINDILYN
      1/13/16 10:04am

      That took a minute, but was well worth it. Thank you.

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    SodburgerBobby Finger
    1/13/16 9:59am

    I refuse to believe that Kourtney Kardashian, a 36 year old college educated mother of 3, went on a date with Justin Motherfucking Bieber. I just simply cannot wrap my brain around this.

    Gwen and Blake I believe because who hasn’t dated a twice divorced middle aged cornball

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      MasonSodburger
      1/13/16 10:09am

      Now now she went to ASU which isn’t exactly Harvard.

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      sybannSodburger
      1/13/16 10:49am

      Despite being college educated (REALLY!?), she had three children with Scott.

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    KatMarloweBobby Finger
    1/13/16 9:55am

    I’m honestly surprised that this Dirt Bag is not one long eulogy dedicated to One Direction calling it quits. I can practically hear the wailing from the high school down the street from my office.

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      randilynisFINDILYNKatMarlowe
      1/13/16 9:57am

      1D is down?

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      titania126KatMarlowe
      1/13/16 9:58am

      Wait didn’t that happen in like, August? What happened now?

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaBobby Finger
    1/13/16 10:01am

    Wouldn’t all sex with Blake Shelton be unsatisfying?

    I just assumed Gwen has a kick as vibrator or something.

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      Cherith CutestoryCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      1/13/16 10:05am

      He keeps his hat on and cries out “Blake” at the end but other than that it’s... fine.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersCherith Cutestory
      1/13/16 10:22am

      Going off information I’ve learned strictly from GM sites, I’d assume he yells out Adam?

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    imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowBobby Finger
    1/13/16 10:09am

    I once caught a wedding bouquet at a friend’s wedding, my then boyfriend (now husband) stood behind me and yelled “THROW IT HERE”, the bride did, and I caught it. We were married the following year.

    In Blake and Gwen’s case, I feel this means they might keep dating seriously but they won’t get married. I hope that Gwen is smarter than wedding another dud.

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      Jamie Lynn's Peersimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      1/13/16 10:23am

      I think you are special case bc clearly your loved one knew he needed to lock that shit down quick.

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      Anne42imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      1/13/16 2:09pm

      I once caught the bouquet at a wedding. I was 14 and felt a bit sorry for all the other ladies there, who were all at least in their 20s. 16 years later and I’m still not married, sorry those ladies!

      (Pretty sure my parents pushed me into the melee and the bride threw it directly to me because everyone thought it would be hilarious)

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersBobby Finger
    1/13/16 10:08am

    I’m really glad I don’t have to worry about people detailing out every detail what I wear when I leave the house.

    “JLP was spotted in black leggings from Walmart, a long sleeve t-shirt she’s had since high school, and a pair of flip flops. Her polish appears to be at least 3 months old and we are unsure the last time she washed or styled her hair.”

    ALLL THE BITCHES SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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      heidingoutJamie Lynn's Peers
      1/13/16 10:30am

      They’re envious of the latest Derilicte collection.

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    LaGiuliaBobby Finger
    1/13/16 10:46am

    Ruby Rose is joking here. I think.

    Of course, because we all know who invented post-its.

    GIF
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      StarlingLaGiulia
      1/13/16 10:48am

      I didn’t scroll down far enough to see your comment before I posted mine. God, I love that movie.

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      Kit the CatLaGiulia
      1/13/16 11:54am

      came here to say this, i didn’t have much of an opinion on ruby rose before but i respect the hell out of anyone who can make a solid romy and michele joke

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    imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowBobby Finger
    1/13/16 10:10am

    So the whole Bieber thing reminds me of high school where I learned after I graduated that all the popular preppy people were sleeping with each other. Like they would periodically swap and sleep with other people but all only within their group. I bet they all ended up with the same STDs.

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      Jamie Lynn's Peersimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      1/13/16 10:25am

      I think that’s just called “high school.”

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      durkbotimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
      1/13/16 10:27am

      There were fewer than 30 people who stayed at my school post-16, resulting in a very reduced “populars” pool and so everyone slept with everyone else who was popular. It resulted in fisticuffs at least once.

      Mind you, this was a small town. Celebrities have access to pretty much anyone they like.. and they choose Bieber?!

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    crankylittlephotonBobby Finger
    1/13/16 10:05am

    It’s Official: Gwen Stefani Caught the Bouquet at a Blake Shelton’s Hairdresser’s Wedding It’s the Apocalypse

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