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    opheeliaStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:15pm

    Paul Ryan is gulping a lot and he has a very prominent Adam's apple.

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      MargieBonzopheelia
      1/12/16 9:16pm

      I really think he is just going through his P90x routine in his head right now as a way from making faces and SOMEHOW looking even more smarmy than he already does.

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      tonypolarMargieBonz
      1/12/16 9:23pm

      Just commented to my husband that Paul Ryan constantly looks smarmy

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    Kenny and the LlamasStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:00pm

    You’re all going to think I’m Nostradamus, but I’m going to call Haley’s response now: Angry, nonsensical, and no more than 10% relevant to anything the President actually has to say.

    Just wait. You’ll see. I gots me a crystal ball.

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      barelyfunctionalKenny and the Llamas
      1/12/16 9:03pm

      I think she'll keep hammering on the Sailors being detained in Iran like Cotton on CNN

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      ReasonsKenny and the Llamas
      1/12/16 9:06pm

      However, it will never be as good as this little gem from Bobby Jindal:

      And the absolutely fantastic response from Rachel Maddow:

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    Stassa EdwardsStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:03pm

    Kara is correct:

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      Ser Corgador III, Canine Prince of WalesStassa Edwards
      1/12/16 9:07pm

      Truth.

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      redpandasarecuteStassa Edwards
      1/12/16 9:08pm

      I’m loving the color of her dress!

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    Stassa EdwardsStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:57pm

    This dude.

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      Stassa EdwardsStassa Edwards
      1/12/16 9:59pm

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      JillinOff_JackalopeJumperStassa Edwards
      1/12/16 10:16pm

      A fucking asshole til the bitter end.

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    Tupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of usStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:49pm

    I think America will never have a president as charismatic as Obama. Never. Dude just glows with charisma. I really don’t get Republicans who obstruct his administration at every turn, like, how can you not love this man? It’ll be a sad, sad day when his term ends.

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      stephkat716Tupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of us
      1/12/16 9:57pm

      He really does ooze charisma but not in a sleazy way. And he’s such an engaging speaker. One of a kind of sure.

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      lumos_noxTupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of us
      1/12/16 10:07pm

      I feel so inspired when he speaks. I don't understand people who don't feel that.

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    BerndStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 8:57pm

    Let’s frame that as what it really is: an incredibly sad day that I’ve been trying to pretend won’t happen. The last time we’ll get to watch Uncle Joe Biden make funny faces and exited expressions from one of the highest offices in the US, all on TV.

    I’m not ready to say goodbye to you, Mr. Biden.

    GIF
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      JennBernd
      1/12/16 9:09pm

      Joe Biden is my favorite show to watch.

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      Chestnuts roasting on a new burner nameBernd
      1/12/16 9:32pm

      I will miss him, too. I wish he had decided to run this year.

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    Bears for PresidentStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:25pm

    I’m sorry, America, I love you but this clapping after every line thing makes these people seem less like important Washington power brokers and more like a group of wrestling fans.

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      MargieBonzBears for President
      1/12/16 9:29pm

      I can deal with the clapping. It’s the standing up and down that is ridiculous.

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      AnonymousCivilPersonBears for President
      1/12/16 9:35pm

      No.
      Wrestling Fans Scream very specific Epithets. You are thinking of concert-goers.

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    PentasticStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:05pm

    I can’t wait to see the Biden/Ryan body language banter.

    (P.S. Stassa, did you say “farwell” to your spellcheck too?)

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      Stassa EdwardsPentastic
      1/12/16 9:09pm

      blurgh, thank you. that’s what happens when kinja eats the first two open threads :(

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      PentasticStassa Edwards
      1/12/16 9:14pm

      Ugh, I feel you. Kinja is a text-hungry serif-snatcher.

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    pizzaqueen91Stassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:13pm

    Michelle looks like a goddamn sunbeam.

    I fucking can’t. We aren’t worthy.

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      Baroness1125pizzaqueen91
      1/12/16 9:55pm

      Her glow. My gawd.

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      Beatrice Hawthorne is trying to cover her grayspizzaqueen91
      1/12/16 9:55pm

      I know! I was looking at her thinking, Oh, she is so beautiful!

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    The Ancient BooerStassa Edwards
    1/12/16 9:01pm

    I wish we had IDGAF Obama for all 8 years of his presidency, but I’ll take what I can get.

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      thoughtsrightmeowThe Ancient Booer
      1/12/16 9:05pm

      Gave-a-fuck Obama did get healthcare through, tho.

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      MargieBonzThe Ancient Booer
      1/12/16 9:17pm

      I really wanted some of that at the beginning.

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