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Richard PunchSam Biddle
1/12/16 6:31pm
“Really, guys, it’s too much.

We already have WAY too many dicks here.”
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  SktroopRichard Punch
  1/12/16 6:35pm
  ...but they’re really tiny...
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  Archer>PicardSktroop
  1/12/16 6:41pm
  Why is dick size shaming acceptable but it’s not acceptable to shame a woman for having small breasts?
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MOAB63'Sam Biddle
1/12/16 6:31pm
I understand the hate, white men with guns yadda-yadda, but are we pro-government, pro-military, pro-law enforcement now? The amount of people calling for this “militia” to be killed by law enforcement is ridiculous. Do we really want all dissenting voices in this country silenced with extreme prejudice?
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  MyOceanMOAB63'
  1/12/16 6:41pm
  You mean put these white idiots on par with blacks who are killed for far less so that it incites real change in the system? Mayyyyyybe...
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  SktroopMOAB63'
  1/12/16 6:42pm
  Personally, I don’t want to see anyone on either side get hurt or killed in a hail of bullets or explosions. I prefer to have them shown to the world as the “little boys playing soldier” that they are and have them embarrassed in public so that they end up leaving with their tails between their legs after they declare “victory”.
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gramercypoliceSam Biddle
1/12/16 6:32pm
To avoid doing it by mistake, what exactly is the address we should definitely not send dildos to?
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  Sktroopgramercypolice
  1/12/16 6:34pm
  Perfect!
  
  OR! - What’s your home address so that we don’t accidently send any needed “supplies” to the wrong address?
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  yourauntiespantiesareinabunchgramercypolice
  1/12/16 6:39pm
  Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
  36391 Sodhouse Lane
  Princeton, Oregon 97721
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DennyMadeMyAsstertSam Biddle
1/12/16 6:26pm
We’ll stop sending you dildos when you stop acting like dildos.
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  levarienDennyMadeMyAsstert
  1/12/16 6:38pm
  You’re right. He should consider them as reinforcements.
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  WanderingScoutDennyMadeMyAsstert
  1/12/16 6:59pm
  That’s not fair. A dildo can actually satisfy a woman.
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BCDFGSam Biddle
1/12/16 6:30pm
It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world.

If these guys can’t figure out the good these packages could do, then what they really need is someone to teach them about the birds and the bees and the prostate…
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  puncha yo bunsBCDFG
  1/12/16 6:35pm
  Ungrateful, ungrateful swine. Some of us are out here grinding from sunup to sundown, breaking our backs day in and day out in this great country for the dream, for the chance to one day own our own bags of dicks and enormous dildos. Do they know how many people out there are go without massive dildos every single day? What these men take for granted...absolutely appalling. I’m disgusted.
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  flamingolingopuncha yo buns
  1/12/16 6:44pm
  Pretty sure there are impoverished people in Africa who would’ve appreciated those dildoes and candy dicks. What a waste.
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Watchu Talkin Bout WillisSam Biddle
1/12/16 6:32pm

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  Archer>PicardWatchu Talkin Bout Willis
  1/12/16 6:42pm
  Why is dick size shaming acceptable but it’s not acceptable to shame a women for having small breasts?
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  CorbettoWatchu Talkin Bout Willis
  1/12/16 8:25pm
  Christ she looks like the Predator
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asucksSam Biddle
1/12/16 6:45pm
The guy that sells Fuck Islam t-shirts is complaining that other people are wasting their money on hateful stuff? Weird.

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  the johnasucks
  1/12/16 9:14pm
  I’ve been staying at this picture. I just can’t figure it out, any of it: T-shirt guy, flag-wearing dude, over-sized sunglasses man. What kind of life must they have had to have turned out like this?
  
  The peak of their existence is taking over a birdwatching station, basically saying the feds to come kill them, all while surrounded by a pile of dildos sent by an unsympathetic and sarcastic populace.
  
  And the worst part is that they’re so stupid the don’t even know they’re stupid.
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  Straelborathe john
  1/13/16 12:47am
  As a 50 year old white guy who isn’t playing “Army” on government land, the best that I can figure is this: they are the last generation who were raised as kids to be told that being white, straight, Christian, male, and born in the US was the pinnacle of human civilization. Those unearned overlapping privileges were handed down to them by generations of whte, straight, Christian, US-born men who gamed the system for centuries so that they and their kind alway went to the head of the line, always got first dibs, got the best jobs, got elected to office, and ran the economy. And thanks to a small group of white, straight (or closeted), Christian, US-born men in Washington DC and on Wall Street, these pathetic ‘Patriots’ have been stripped of what they perceive as their God-given rights to always be first, to be the most successful, most powerful, etc. And they’ve reverted to childish behavior because they are unwilling, and for the most part, unable, to compete with, and handle being inferior to, people who are women, foreigners, non-white, non- or other religious, and/or elsewhere on the sexual spectrum. And worse, they can’t admit to themselves that they’ve been played for decades, voting for and supporting their ‘brothers in privilege’ who have completely abandoned them.
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stacyinbeanSam Biddle
1/12/16 6:39pm
Gee, I wonder why they aren’t spending their own time and money on people in need or something? Since I have a job and am not living off the government I claim to hate (which I have zero problem with, outside of the hypocrisy) I am lucky enough to be able afford dildos for idiots AND helping those in need! Suck on that takers!

Also, we should start a dildo buy-back program. We re-buy them on eBay and send them right back to these fools.
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  CJinOBstacyinbean
  1/12/16 7:14pm
  So you’re going to pay them money for the dildos you sent them? Smart.
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  stacyinbeanCJinOB
  1/12/16 7:22pm
  More than worth the cost if it pisses them off! I’ll let them know I’m donating a matching amount in their name to Planned Parenthood or the Southern Poverty Law Center or the Brady Campaign.
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Kavi ReddySam Biddle
1/13/16 11:33am
So ungrateful! Did they at least send you guys a thank you note? Wonder if they have nice stationary.
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  willie mojaveKavi Reddy
  1/14/16 10:56am
  Only if some thoughtful citizen sent them some. If they forgot snacks they probably forgot their scented stationary too.
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RoninjaSam Biddle
1/12/16 6:34pm
If this guy can’t turn dildos into money he has no business calling himself a capitalist.
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  flamingolingoRoninja
  1/12/16 6:49pm
  If you give a man a dildo, then he eats for a day. If you teach a man to make his own dildos, then he eats for a lifetime.
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  Corbettoflamingolingo
  1/12/16 8:29pm
  I once had a Make Your Dildo cast kit. What a disaster. Keeping a turgid yet completely still hard-on for that shit to set is impossible!
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