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    weebleswobbleBobby Finger
    1/12/16 5:53pm

    Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

    I saw someone on the subway the other day eating a Kit Kat as though all 4 pieces were part of a solid block. Instead of snapping off one they just took a giant bite right off the top. I was horrified. I’m still horrified, apparently, given that I’m sharing it on the internet.

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      Queen of Bithyniaweebleswobble
      1/12/16 5:56pm

      It’s an astonishingly simple and effective way to troll people IRL.

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      weebleswobbleQueen of Bithynia
      1/12/16 5:57pm

      Clearly. I texted 5 people before we even reached the next stop.

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    rollsniderollBobby Finger
    1/12/16 6:06pm

    I thought this was common sense, too. What kind of goddamn filthy animal just chomps down on it? The same kind that allows food to touch on their plate, that’s who.

    (I have OCD if you can’t tell.)

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      crankylittlephotonrollsnideroll
      1/12/16 6:08pm

      Do you eat Fruit Loops or other multi-colored cereal one color at a time? Not that I do that or anything.

      (I have OCD, too)

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdorollsnideroll
      1/12/16 6:08pm

      I do not like food touching. Unless it's thanksgiving foods. I don't even like my chinese food to touch the white rice! I like to control the exact ratio of rice to sauce /meat with every bite.

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    Rando CalrissianBobby Finger
    1/12/16 5:53pm

    In the last five minutes she made ten thousand dollars.

    FOR. THIS. SHIT.

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      BathtubStuRando Calrissian
      1/12/16 6:10pm

      I don’t understand the world we live in.

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      meowshittybrowncowRando Calrissian
      1/12/16 6:15pm

      I feel like at this point they are thinking “let’s see if people will fall for something even dumber.” Next up? How to toss a salad.

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    AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoBobby Finger
    1/12/16 6:04pm

    I like to eat papa johns pizza by first tearing off the crust. I take the inside bread part out of the crust and eat it. Then I roll the remaining flat crust inside out and dip it in the garlic sauce. Then I eat the cheese off. Then I separate the bottom bread layer from the soft saucy bread layer. I roll it and dip in garlic. Then I have a soft delicious saucy piece of bread to eat as a final prize.

    Sharing that is INSANE. I’m embarrassed of myself and have brought shame upon my family.

    Stop sharing your food habits kourtney. DON’T YOU SEE HOW INSANE AND BORING IT IS??

    Side note-I knew a girl in elementary school who could eat all the peanut butter out of a Reese’s cup WITHOUT BREAKING THE THIN CHOCOLATE bottom. I DARE you to try it. I’ve spent two decades and never accomplished it.

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      puttputtbuttAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      1/12/16 6:19pm

      So much work! I prefer to shove it all in my mouth and pray I don’t choke. (giggity)

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      GELLA - LLAPAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      1/12/16 6:36pm

      i need to see it.

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    StillCopperboomBobby Finger
    1/12/16 6:13pm

    I have been eating KitKats like this as long as I’ve been eating KitKats, and while I know it seems ridiculous, I really do enjoy it. I don’t do it to eat less, though, I just like the wafers by themselves. Also, I do frequently bite off the chocolate and then spit it out, but only because eating too much plain milk chocolate makes me sick because it’s too rich. Are there dark chocolate KitKats? That would be the death of me.

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      rollsniderollStillCopperboom
      1/12/16 6:15pm

      Do you really want to know? (There are.)

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      StillCopperboomrollsnideroll
      1/12/16 6:21pm

      BRB, going to store NOW.

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    Captain Janeway has no time for your bullshitBobby Finger
    1/12/16 6:02pm

    this is how i eat reese’s pb cups. i pull off the chocolate around the sides and take off the top, and then i’m left with a delicious little cup full of PB, which i devour. but the second and third and 4th reeses i just eat in one bite.

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      Donnie who loved bowlingCaptain Janeway has no time for your bullshit
      1/12/16 6:05pm

      This is the ultimate way to eat a Reese’s.

      Source: I’ve eaten probably 10,000 Reese’s cups in my lifetime so far, also i’m fat.

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      Captain Janeway has no time for your bullshitDonnie who loved bowling
      1/12/16 6:05pm

      i’m fat too! i am an expert on food and chocolate.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    1/12/16 6:07pm

    I am embarrassed to admit that this is my method, too.

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      badfaerandilynisFINDILYN
      1/12/16 6:09pm

      Same.

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      randilynisFINDILYNbadfae
      1/12/16 6:11pm

      high five!

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    1/12/16 6:04pm

    I miss the pre-Kardashian days when they were Cit-Cats.

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
      1/12/16 6:37pm

      the same.

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    Bears for PresidentBobby Finger
    1/12/16 6:03pm

    See, this is why I eat my freeze my candy bars before eating them with a knife and fork. You people are savages.

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      FIGJAMBobby Finger
      1/12/16 7:59pm

      Who has time for that nonsense? There’s 4 of those damn bars in a package, you break off a bar, 3 bites, it’s gone. Next bar, 3 bites, gone. Next bar, 3 bites, gone. Final bar, 3 bites and you’re done. 12 bites. Some people can probably do it in less (God love ya if you can do it in 4 — call me) but for crying out loud if you need.....2.......4....7.....carry the 1.....like 40 bites to eat a fucking Kit-Kat then you’ve got way too much time on your hands and you need a job or a goddamn hobby.

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        HoustonDude2014FIGJAM
        1/12/16 8:22pm

        I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

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        I keep losing my burner keyFIGJAM
        1/13/16 3:34am

        I just fell in love with you.

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