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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:15am

    girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

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      BDCBandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      1/12/16 10:23am

      “Excuse me, my gun is up here."

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      SuffersfoolsgladlyBDCB
      1/12/16 10:27am

      Pure bliss.

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    benjaminalloverAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:14am

    Between taking zero precautions to protect her identity and falling out of her old life completely, I wonder if she’s mentally ill.

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      thewicked.benjaminallover
      1/12/16 10:23am

      She’s just stupid and/or smug.

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      benjaminalloverthewicked.
      1/12/16 10:26am

      Possibly...? I’m personally very risk-averse, so I can’t wrap my head around this level of recklessness.

      ETA: the last thing I stole was a penny from my grandma’s dresser when I was four, and I was so guilty/terrified I barfed - that kind of risk-averse - so maybe I just don’t get it.

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    Bears for PresidentAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:28am

    I’m willing to hold off on judging her until I hear her side of the story bizarrely retold by Sean Penn.

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      FieryAntidoteBears for President
      1/12/16 10:40am

      Yes, I can’t form an opinion until I get a detailed update on Penn’s farts.

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      courtBears for President
      1/12/16 10:41am

      This is brilliant comment.

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    darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:28am

    Kate Mara?

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      GELLA - LLAPdarleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeene
      1/12/16 10:37am

      she can play her in a movie

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneGELLA - LLAP
      1/12/16 10:48am

      hopefully her star will have faded enough for lifetime by the time they put this movie together.

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    KatMarloweAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:17am

    Well, of course she wore workout clothes. Have you ever tried to hold a store full of people hostage? You're going to break a sweat doing that.

    Wearing moisture-wicking gear is just smart thinking.

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      OurDaisyKatMarlowe
      1/12/16 10:27am

      And comfortable. That makes all the difference when you’re doing all of that bending and kneeling and tying people people up. Thievery is a workout

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      randilynisFINDILYNKatMarlowe
      1/12/16 10:30am

      Lulu Larceny.

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:17am

    REAL ROBBERS HAVE CURVES!!!!!!!!!!!

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      ideasleepfuriouslyʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILD
      1/12/16 10:30am

      ...is the tag line of the movie that's already being made if this.

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    FIGJAMAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:24am

    They would have caught her sooner but eye-witnesses struggled to describe her eye color, hair, pony tail, or approximate height and weight.

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      DL ThurstonFIGJAM
      1/12/16 10:27am

      That’s...probably not the world’s worst strategy.

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      Ry-bones, FiST pilotFIGJAM
      1/12/16 10:28am

      “Describe the woman who robbed you.”

      “Ummmm, 36C?”

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    GELLA - LLAPAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:16am

    the next sexy mugshot criminal

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoGELLA - LLAP
      1/12/16 10:30am

      It’s going to be a REALLY specific start up dating site but I think we should get on it. These two will just be too cute together!

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      GELLA - LLAPAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      1/12/16 10:35am

      mugshinder. there is an app for that

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    courtAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:40am

    Other things that have shapes, ranked. 1. Polygons 2. Cereal boxes. 3. Puzzles. 4. Pears. 5. Crack rocks. 6. Reptilian shape shifters. 7. Donuts. 8. Aztec ruins. 9. Other stuff. 10. Everything

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      Setzer777court
      1/12/16 10:48am

      “10. Everything”

      Geometric points?

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      courtSetzer777
      1/12/16 10:55am

      Hmmmmmm.....

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    thetallblonde loves twinjaAnna Merlan
    1/12/16 10:23am

    I WANNA BE A HOT AND SEXY JEWEL THIEF GODDAMNIT

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeenethetallblonde loves twinja
      1/12/16 10:30am

      seriously, this is like my #lifegoal

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