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    tornadoslackssMelissa Cronin
    1/09/16 6:05pm

    Hopefully he gets to Brooklyn in time to enjoy the locally sourced garlic and licorice infused ramen noodle medley paired with artisanal toilet water lemon liquor spritz.

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      TireFiretornadoslackss
      1/09/16 6:12pm

      Great. Now I have to go out for some garlic and licorice infused ramen noodle medley paired with artisanal toilet water lemon liquor spritz, and it’s cold as fuck outside. Thanks a lot.

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      altheman0767tornadoslackss
      1/09/16 6:18pm

      This comment is way to real. Must have spent time in the slammer

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    NefertittiesMelissa Cronin
    1/09/16 6:02pm

    When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime.

    Evil wannabe fascist dictator or Nostradamus incarnate? You decide.

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      FrancoisNefertitties
      1/09/16 7:33pm

      But he will way more safer, guarded by NYPD’s finest. He couldn’t threaten, bribe and outsmart those fine peace officers....or could he?

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      PersephoneFrancois
      1/09/16 8:17pm

      He has to, in order to get Trump.

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    McMikeMelissa Cronin
    1/09/16 7:15pm

    Yeezy Cartel Collection - coming this spring.

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      ozzMcMike
      1/09/16 7:25pm

      *dead*

      That does look like Kanye’s crappy collection.

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      Deadly the EternalMcMike
      1/09/16 7:38pm
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    dothedewMelissa Cronin
    1/09/16 6:47pm

    The US is treating El Chapo like a punk. Muslim terrorists are too scary to bring to the US bc of their superpowers and super friends but El Chapo and the cartel are obviously bitches compared to Al Qaeda and ISIS.

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      ThatFatScatCatdothedew
      1/09/16 6:58pm

      Yea yea. But the cartels only kill DRUG people. We all know drug people aren’t the same as, like, real people. I mean, that’s a whole different story right there, amirite?

      Lol right?

      Am I.... uh.

      Hello? Where’d everybody go?

      I’ll just see myself out then.

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      dothedewThatFatScatCat
      1/09/16 11:04pm

      I get the joke, but in seriousness the cartel also kills cops, judges, legislators and innocent civilians. They’re probably at least as vicious as the jihadis but with money substituted for Allah

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    Mr.Spaghetti! The Gentildouche YearsMelissa Cronin
    1/09/16 6:05pm

    So we get El Chapo, and they get Affluenza Kid?

    I’m OK with that!

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      HypnoCatMelissa Cronin
      1/09/16 6:03pm

      Just what we need, another Mexican national coming here to take jobs away from all the decent, hardworking, American drug lords.

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        fredgonkMelissa Cronin
        1/09/16 6:14pm

        If it’s pretty clear at this point that this guy has killed as many as claimed, they should just execute him before he has another chance to escape. I’m not in favor of the death penalty, but I’ll make an exception for this bastard.

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          ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDMelissa Cronin
          1/09/16 6:32pm

          Kinda like the setup for Die Hard 2.

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            GregSamsaMelissa Cronin
            1/09/16 6:04pm

            That’s good—he won’t be able to get a cab to escape.

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              gawkophileMelissa Cronin
              1/09/16 7:33pm

              He has a pretty good Brooklyn-look already with the ‘stache and low cut tank. He’ll fit right in.

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