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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    1/06/16 6:35pm

    Saylor has a dumb name but a cute butt.

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      1/06/16 6:38pm

      YIKES!!!!!

      GIF
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      Jamie Lynn's PeersCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      1/06/16 6:38pm
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    Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
    1/06/16 6:37pm

    Note: I put this comment together about a month ago.

    I headed over to Baby Center to see what opinions I could find on the name “Saylor” for a girl. It did not disappoint:

    honestara We are having a girl and are 99% sure the name will be Saylor...How would you spell it? Saylor, Sailer or Sayler.

    midmodgirl I really really prefer the spelling Sailor. It’s an adorable name.

    MrsLosie How about none of them? Or at least spell it right since it’s an actual word.

    2crabsEOD The original spelling....Sailor.

    muvaofone2b Ehh. Maybe how the word is originally spelled.

    stephyjean77 I would spell it Sailor.

    mollymichele Sailor. Spell it correctly.

    smile12005 None of the above, but definitely not the third way. Sailor looks best for sure.

    varp I like Sailor too. It reminds me of Sailor Moon....

    CecileyH I feel like spelling it saylor breaks it up say-lor and changes the way it sounds. Sailer makes more sense when it comes to pronouncing it.

    Frankenstein’s Bride I just saw Kristin Cavalerri nàmed her daughter Saylor and I thought of this post.

    And from another post:

    girlie4gzuz Having been a sailor in the Navy, I find Sailor to be absolutely abhorrant.

    itsjustabird I have a dog named Sailor, but it’s terrible for a human…

    monpetitamour How can anybody think that Sailor is OK for a name let alone for a girl? So many sexual jokes are going through my mind. Makes me want to sing Jacques Brel!

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      Mr. TwincredibleKrill Baby Krill
      1/06/16 6:43pm

      Wait!!! So Saylor Cavallari-Cutler is actually Bristol’s and Sailor Grace Palin is actually Kristin’s. That’s such a slut bag thing to do. :-/

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      festivusaziliKrill Baby Krill
      1/06/16 6:43pm

      That thread is amazing. Highlights:

      • Everybody wanting her to spell it Sailor, which isn’t a name
      • KCav reference
      • itsjustabird, who I pray is KCav’s friend and Saylor’s namesake
      • nàmed
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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    1/06/16 6:38pm

    “I’m sorry that I walked up here and was saying hi to my friends and you guys came at me like fucking piranhas.”

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersEmerald D.V.
      1/06/16 6:41pm

      💜💜

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      logophobe's pointless patrolEmerald D.V.
      1/06/16 7:02pm

      These are my favorite thing since Ejia’s Casa del Krill

      #nerdlyfe

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    Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & BoatinAllie Jones
    1/06/16 6:31pm

    Suck it Bristol.

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      dengeatseggdropKrillin & Chillin, Oatin & Boatin
      1/06/16 6:38pm

      “OK, but don’t finish in my mouth. I’ve got other plans.”

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      Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & Boatindengeatseggdrop
      1/06/16 6:39pm

      Oral is close enough to abstinence, right?

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    HunterPenceNoneTheRicherAllie Jones
    1/06/16 6:42pm

    WELCOME BACK SAYLORS AND SAILORS AND DAZERS!

    Tomas was last seen on the PHC, frantically trying to avoid a fire via hoverboard death, when Lily gripped her steering wheel with white knuckles ready to rain death upon him for missing out on the Egg Nog Debate and hangover.

    Tomas looked and shed a single tear from his left eye, and Lily slammed the breaks skidding for what seemed to be an eternity. The smoke cleared from under her tires, the fire raged on the hoverboard, Tomas’ beats were now around his neck like a Colin Kaepernick Post Game Chat.

    “HOW DARE YOU” Lily bellowed.

    “Honey I just wanted to have a few weeks away, Im sorry I didnt call you on your cell phone...I really need your love late at night, ya know?” Tomas sheepishly responded.

    “GET IN THE FUCKING CAR-”

    “But what about my hover-”

    “NOW TOMAS THAT IS A GOD DAMN ORDER SON”

    Tomas, knowing his place, (which was currently drenched in rain water, and also a bit of fire from the hoverboard) walked to the passenger side of the car. (Which I forgot what car it was, but now I have decided it is one of those shitty ugly electric BMWs) He entered and sat down...weeping in his hands. “Im sorry Lily” between sobs and sniffles.

    Lily was not pleased not one bit. She gave Tomas the ultimatum. “Come home or be dropped off at your sisters house in the Valley”

    “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” (Similar to the first “nooooo” we saw in Star Wars Episode 3...poor Vader)

    “So do you come home then?”

    “Yes Lily...Ill come home.”

    “What were you doing while you were gone?”

    Tomas turns and he sees the ocean cliffs, rain drops falling gently across the window and turns to Lily. “Babe, if I told you what happened to me out there, you would never believe me.”

    “Tomas dont give me that bull shit, this is not a fucking movie you know!”

    “I truly cannot explain what happened to me...Ill have to show you.”

    The car fades into the distance into a tunnel (I have no idea if there are tunnels on the PCH but YOLO) and there will be another chapter in the saga which is, Tomas and Lily.

    -Fin-

    #MenNeedIt

    #SAYLORMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererHunterPenceNoneTheRicher
      1/06/16 6:46pm
      GIF
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      Jamie Lynn's PeersHunterPenceNoneTheRicher
      1/06/16 6:49pm

      YOLO

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    LordBurleighAllie Jones
    1/06/16 6:38pm

    I hope eventually we get to the point where minor celebrities start naming their children like 17th-century Puritans. “Wishedfor,” “Zeal-of-the-Land,” and “Matedead” would all be great headline fodder.

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      Sid and FinancyLordBurleigh
      1/06/16 6:53pm

      Increase LaBeouf.

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      OverlySexualizedVelociraptorLordBurleigh
      1/06/16 8:06pm

      Dibs on Matedead.

      “Matedead Velociraptor! If I have to tell you one more time....” Has a nice ring to it.

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    silvercloak50Allie Jones
    1/06/16 6:46pm

    Only 153 days left to go...

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      logophobe's pointless patrolsilvercloak50
      1/06/16 6:49pm

      Hey, you mathed correctly!

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorsilvercloak50
      1/06/16 6:49pm

      ... til i stop giving it to your mom

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    1/06/16 6:32pm

    Little did we all know the woman with the dog that she met that faithful day was none other than Bristol Palin.

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      MissBitchJamie Lynn's Peers
      1/06/16 6:58pm

      +100 stars

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    1/06/16 6:35pm
    GIF
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererJamie Lynn's Peers
      1/06/16 6:38pm

      Totally stunned.

      GIF
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    SpillsAllie Jones
    1/06/16 6:58pm

    I bet Saylor got this in her Xmas stocking so she can always remember the origin of her name

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      crouching tigerSpills
      1/06/16 11:04pm

      That looks good. The Tigrillo got The Dog Who Belonged to Himself for Christmas; another MWB classic.

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