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    collierLAMadeleine Davies
    1/05/16 1:51pm

    FINALLY we have a news item about a celebrity musician whom all the over-40 Jezzies can make/recognize lyrics puns for. “And when you smile for the camera [in your mug shot], I know they’re gonna love it” etc.

    Also, goddamnit. :( I adore Steely Dan. Wtf, Fagen?

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      LOREM IPSUMcollierLA
      1/05/16 1:54pm

      I’m actually 29, but their music is right up my alley.

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      Rando CalrissianLOREM IPSUM
      1/05/16 1:56pm

      31 and so, so disappointed with him. I knew he was a turd but had no idea the size.

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    herenorthereMadeleine Davies
    1/05/16 1:50pm

    Never understood their appeal.

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      Xyzzyherenorthere
      1/05/16 2:01pm

      I like them but when I was in high school a friend said listening to Steely Dan made him think of Diane Keaton driving across the Golden Gate bridge in a convertible with the top down. That was 20 years ago but I can’t listen to them without remembering that observation.

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      MOAR Champers, Darling?Xyzzy
      1/05/16 2:10pm

      I’ll take that vision and make it my own, thank you. It replaces the montage of dipwads I have known over the years who luuuuuved them their Steely Dan.

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    LOREM IPSUMMadeleine Davies
    1/05/16 1:46pm

    Hopefully after this he won’t go back, Jack, and do it again.

    (Seriously, though. What a dick.)

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      randilynisFINDILYNLOREM IPSUM
      1/05/16 2:02pm

      They call Alabama the crimson tide/ Call her black and blue.

      fucking asshole.

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      LOREM IPSUMrandilynisFINDILYN
      1/05/16 2:03pm

      I feel like the only way to deal with horrible situations like this is to make song lyric puns.

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    LittleJoeCartwrightWon'tVoteForTrumpMadeleine Davies
    1/05/16 1:54pm

    Is this an old pattern? Because when I see his age, I wonder about dementia/Alzheimers. Can make people real combative.

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      Cestrumnocturn1LittleJoeCartwrightWon'tVoteForTrump
      1/05/16 2:10pm

      Misogyny can also cause men combative and violent.

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      SuckYourBallsLittleJoeCartwrightWon'tVoteForTrump
      1/05/16 2:19pm

      He’s never done anything like this, at least not publicly. No arrests. And they’ve been married for 30 years.

      Dementia/Alzheimer’s is not an off-base assumption. His mother died from Alzheimer’s.

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    nicnack74Madeleine Davies
    1/05/16 1:46pm

    I think I just need to make peace with the fact that most musicians are terrible people.

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      LOREM IPSUMnicnack74
      1/05/16 1:58pm

      Counterpoint: Frank Zappa and the members of Rush and Pink Floyd.

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      InternetDoctorMDLOREM IPSUM
      1/05/16 2:11pm

      Rush and Floyd fans pick up the mantle of being insufferable

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    Rando CalrissianMadeleine Davies
    1/05/16 1:47pm

    This is the guy who wrote “Rikki don’t lose that number” to a pregnant married undergrad he met at a party. He’s a class act.

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      Brigitte Bardot's black wigRando Calrissian
      1/05/16 2:06pm

      He’s a dick, no doubt, so this isn’t to dispute that, but - I thought he was the undergrad at the time, and she was the much-younger wife of one of his professors?

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      Shocked RiversRando Calrissian
      1/05/16 2:12pm

      Sounds like a good thing for her she didn’t have a change of heart.

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    BlondeGoddessMadeleine Davies
    1/06/16 11:12am

    Oh fuck. His name recently came up in a ‘please don’t tell me I have to hate Donald Fagan too’ here (I forgot the context, something to do with Rosie Vela) - and now I have to hate him!

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      Bringing sexy back, to the future!Madeleine Davies
      1/05/16 5:07pm

      Goddamn it, you finally write something about a band that adults listen to, and it has to something I never wanted to hear.

      Meh, I need wine and kittens now.

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        Biting ThroughBringing sexy back, to the future!
        1/05/16 7:30pm

        Some smooth Retsina, perhaps?

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      Biting ThroughMadeleine Davies
      1/05/16 7:11pm

      So much for the Audi TT.

      Also, poor Libby, hasn't she been through enough in the last few years?

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        Mrs. BeetonMadeleine Davies
        1/05/16 2:06pm

        Having trouble visualizing a marble window frame in a private residence.

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          Gnat Of PowerMrs. Beeton
          1/05/16 2:22pm

          Don’t you have one in your summer mansion?

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