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    hemikochanMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:10pm

    Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

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      Dalismoustachehemikochan
      12/30/15 8:13pm

      What a pretty boy! What’s his name?

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      Wallflowerhemikochan
      12/30/15 8:15pm

      Much cute!

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:07pm

    HAHAHAHAHA KYLIE JENNER ON A FARM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    She’d probably be afraid of the calves.

    (I don’t think she understands how much fucking work it is to live on a farm.)

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      lisaroweAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      12/30/15 8:10pm

      i’m assuming she’d have people do all that work for her.

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      SipowitzAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      12/30/15 8:14pm

      She’d just be learning from her family’s former Sith Master:

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:06pm

    What the fucker from Glee did fills me with so much rage I can’t even express it properly.

    GIF

    Pure disgust.

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      clockworkandcameosCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      12/30/15 8:13pm

      Him and Ian Watkins...disgusting and fills me with rage!

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      candy_pantsclockworkandcameos
      12/30/15 8:16pm

      I want to forget Ian Watkins ever existed.

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    retrogirlMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:03pm

    I'm just hoping its some kind of a hacker situation.

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      Whykatyretrogirl
      12/30/15 8:07pm

      Someone in my state (FLORIDA!!!) tried to claim his cat had downloaded thousands of images of child porn.

      Didn’t work out well for him.

      I’m gonna guess a hacking defense won’t either

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      Fuzzy SocksWhykaty
      12/30/15 8:12pm

      Hey, not to defend Florida Man but I once had a cat change the names of several of my songs on iTunes.

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    VioletGatesyMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:07pm

    Um, who doesn’t find Jason Derulo appealing?

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      JenisaurusRexVioletGatesy
      12/30/15 8:09pm

      I'm with you.

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      SadfacerealsadfacedVioletGatesy
      12/30/15 8:09pm

      0% appealing.

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    Don't Judge Me I Swear I'm NiceMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:12pm

    I know you don’t mean it this way, but TMZ makes me feel like I’m supposed to be more disgusted that they’re under 10, as if an 11 year old would have been less heinous. No.

    ETA: the police say a former girlfriend tipped them off. Any hunches on who she was?

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      paultoesDon't Judge Me I Swear I'm Nice
      12/30/15 8:23pm
      GIF
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      Cherith CutestoryDon't Judge Me I Swear I'm Nice
      12/30/15 8:27pm

      It could be the girlfriend who accused him of sexual assault and with whom he settled out of court (after suing his insurance company to handle it).

      Naya Rivera dated him years ago and it ended poorly with her keying his car. Many attribute this to her being crazy. But, as I have gone to great lengths to explain elsewhere, she’s a perfect person. So, she must have had a good reason.

      Maybe she did know. Maybe having a kid, herself, made her conscience fire up. But, I don’t believe she’d wait this long. And I’m sure he has many exes who wouldn’t mind seeing him rot.

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    Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:10pm

    Tonight my kids learned that the foam swords we bought them for Xmas make more effective weapons if you hit with the plastic handles. While breaking it up I got whacked in the face, which left a big red mark. Kylie, you should enjoy irresponsible drinking and hookups at 18 as god intended.

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      clockworkandcameosKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      12/30/15 8:15pm

      My one year old nephew will hand you a foam sword, say a babyish version of “on guard” then start hitting you with his foam sword.

      Well at least he's one and already understands it's only a fair fight if both of us are armed.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaclockworkandcameos
      12/30/15 9:17pm

      He doesn’t even know it’s “en garde”? Or that the challenged chooses weapons? Children really are uncivilized little beasts.

      OTOH, for a one-year-old, he is unusually fair!

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    jpomonkeyMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:15pm

    “I would love to have a family,” the 18-year-old told Elle. “And build a home with a farm in Malibu Canyon and just have my kids and throw away my phone, and just really, like, live my life and not do this anymore.”

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      someuseforanamejpomonkey
      12/30/15 8:22pm

      Ah, to be an 18 year old idealistic millionaire... Weren't we all Kylie Jenner at one point?

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      MotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto Jesusjpomonkey
      12/30/15 9:09pm

      If she hates being famous and doing all this why not quit? She probably has enough money and I'm willing to be Caitlyn would support her financially for awhile.

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    Little Miss ScatterbrainedMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:18pm

    Maybe a dumb question, but how do these people even get caught? Does someone have to tip off the cops or what?

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      Cherith CutestoryLittle Miss Scatterbrained
      12/30/15 8:28pm

      Someone tipped off the cops in this case.

      In other cases people share images through torrents and police trace IPs. Or they are caught in a sting soliciting images and videos.

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      Little Miss ScatterbrainedCherith Cutestory
      12/30/15 8:37pm

      Ok thanks. I was thinking they might have tracked him because why is it so hard to hide your porn?

      Also for dramas sake I hope it was a glee castmate that turned him in. Though that seems unlikely.

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    Cherith CutestoryMadeleine Davies
    12/30/15 8:23pm

    Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles are vacationing in Anguilla together, but not, like, together together.

    That pretty much goes without saying....

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      randilynisFINDILYNCherith Cutestory
      12/30/15 8:39pm

      As Tabloid Wednesday was saying?

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      comeonpoppetCherith Cutestory
      12/30/15 9:37pm

      I am really REALLY looking forward to Kendall’s Zero Fucks Tour.

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