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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:28pm

    Day 340:

    Cranky cranky. One cat cried all night (she could see the bottom of her food dish), the other snored, my car was encased in ice this morning, I nearly spun out AND fell down while walking across black ice to get to work, and I’m sooooo tirrrrred.

    Sounds like I need wine and a nap y/y?

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      Pfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgbloodlesscoup
      12/30/15 5:30pm

      I read that as a third cat being encased in ice. Wine, Ativan and a nap are this amateur doctor’s orders! Maybe some laudanum, too!

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererbloodlesscoup
      12/30/15 5:31pm

      WINE IT UP.

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    KaidogAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:38pm

    My goal is to star at least one comment every day for the remaining 160 Days of Istin.

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      bestexwifeeverKaidog
      12/30/15 5:43pm

      way to easy Kaidog. Up the ante!

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteKaidog
      12/30/15 5:44pm

      After 160 more days it will be ...

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    Icecold DavisAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:29pm

    Kristin is definitely doing her best to emulate Cameron Diaz’s career trajectory.

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      LeftoverSpillsIcecold Davis
      12/30/15 5:34pm
      GIF
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      Icecold DavisLeftoverSpills
      12/30/15 5:39pm

      I don’t write these jokes for free, Spilly. LC pays me a lot of money to come up with that #content.

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    Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:38pm

    “I would love to have a career like Cameron Diaz’s.”

    Somehow, I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

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      Couch Man DoKrill Baby Krill
      12/30/15 6:10pm

      Catfish method-acting is the key to Krixtin’s potential success.

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      Krill Baby KrillCouch Man Do
      12/30/15 6:15pm

      Looks like she already knows how to do that. What’s the next step?

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    LeftoverSpillsAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:31pm

    I’m pretty sure her goal for 2016 is to finish up that book in less than 500 days and to sell a few copies without Jeff Esq. burying it before we can get our hands on it. #banghazi

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      eXtoferLeftoverSpills
      12/30/15 5:38pm

      hate to project but I hope one of kristin’s goals for 2016 is no more banghazis. she had too many this year

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      LeftoverSpillseXtofer
      12/30/15 5:41pm

      “hate to project but...”

      GIF
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    eXtoferAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:29pm

    one of my (life?) goals in 2016 is to actually buy krist’s book. Hope it’s as good as harry potter maybe

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      a seahorseeXtofer
      12/30/15 5:31pm

      I’d like to be un-gray (lol)

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      eXtofera seahorse
      12/30/15 5:34pm

      I second your goal. Kind of a travesty that you aren't yet.

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:27pm

    Kristin you can do so much better. Reach for higher goals than this guuurl.

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      eXtoferCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      12/30/15 5:39pm

      “gurrrrl put mah sperm on”

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      Cylontater: Genital WhisperereXtofer
      12/30/15 5:45pm

      You know I’m surprised we haven’t seen a #spon post about the great properties of sperm from Krist. I hear it’s very good for the skin.

      At least that’s what I keep being told...

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:27pm

    2016 KCav Goal: Finally finish three sentence post about Krill Oil benefits. Post behind paywall.

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/30/15 5:30pm
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      festivusaziliJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/30/15 5:39pm

      Krist’s posts are small batch and organic. Can’t rush that.

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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    12/30/15 5:41pm

    “It’s gonna be like this? IS IT GONNA BE LIKE THIS? ’Cause if it’s gonna be like this, IT’S FUCKING ON, BITCH!”

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersEmerald D.V.
      12/30/15 5:49pm

      Fill me up with crumpets!

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      Krill Baby KrillJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/30/15 6:21pm

      Is that what you’re calling it now? “Crumpets?”

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    LeftoverSpillsAllie Jones
    12/30/15 5:52pm

    Belated holiday greetings to all the great DOKer’s!

    It’s been a week since I’ve been here, so sorry.

    GIF
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererLeftoverSpills
      12/30/15 5:56pm

      We missed you and your fiiiiiiiiiine Canadian PM.

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      SirIanMcKellenIsDangedTerrificLeftoverSpills
      12/30/15 5:59pm

      Oh yeah, Mr. Prime Minister.

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