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    Snacktastic Part II: the Snack AwakensBobby Finger
    12/30/15 4:32pm

    Take it from another woman in her mid 40s, there is no way a small chance that Gwen is fertile enough to be knocked up. I mean, it happens occasionally. (my sister had her last child at 43) but I’M SUSPICIOUS just on age alone. They should come up with a better rumor, like Gwen and Blake are secret fursuiters.

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      FridayFridaySnacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakens
      12/30/15 4:40pm

      My mom had her last kid at 49. It certainly does happen. Wouldn’t want it to happen to me, personally, but it’s great for throwing in my mom’s face when she brings up grandchildren. Chill, mom, I have like 20 years left!

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      DanceswithPeeps The Burner v2.1Snacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakens
      12/30/15 4:43pm

      We don’t hit menopause until our 50s in my family.

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    KatMarloweBobby Finger
    12/30/15 4:26pm

    GWEN & BLAKE: PREGNANT

    GIF
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      Bobby FingerKatMarlowe
      12/30/15 4:28pm

      Precisely.

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      MaryTylerMoore'sHairFlipKatMarlowe
      12/30/15 4:29pm

      That would be some demon spawn, wouldn’t it? I’m just praying to the God of the Tabloids that it is as believable as JA’s 345,000 pregnancies and miscarriages.

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    clockworkandcameosBobby Finger
    12/30/15 4:28pm

    I would have thought Gwen’s cravings would be for freshly hunted and cooked venison considering her personality change since she started dating him.

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      HecateBarTheDoorclockworkandcameos
      12/30/15 4:32pm

      Yes, that she murdered and field-dressed herself!

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      comeonpoppetclockworkandcameos
      12/30/15 4:38pm

      That may be the worst part of this relationship: finding out Gwen Fucking Stefani is a relationship-shifter.

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    Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantBobby Finger
    12/30/15 4:32pm

    Is...is it just because I’ve been drinking a lot over the holidays, or is it a decent Double Creature this week?

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      HecateBarTheDoorKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      12/30/15 4:34pm

      It is, I can see it. I think it’s first time I have seen a resemblance.

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      BlondeGoddessKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      12/30/15 4:39pm

      It so is!

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    killaryclintonBobby Finger
    12/30/15 4:39pm

    Writeups like

    • Anna Duggar something something.
    • Anne Hathaway something something.

    or

    • Anna Duggar ______________!
    • Kim Richards is FINE.
    • Adele and her father are FINE.
    • Kaley Cuoco is FINE.

    are less than helpful. If you’re not going to include any actual details, why include that stuff at all? It keeps happening in Dirt Bag too, but at least there there’s links to follow.

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      Bobby Fingerkillaryclinton
      12/30/15 5:02pm

      Sorry all those people are so boring.

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      anyah8sbunniesBobby Finger
      12/30/15 5:08pm

      Don’t be sorry

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    jordanbakerBobby Finger
    12/30/15 5:21pm

    Seriously, I bet this cat goes on all the fucking time about how she’s PRACTICALLY FAT by Hollywood standards, and how she’s SO REGULAR and she eats chee-tos and wipes her fingers on her designer fur, haha, just like you sad normals! Look at the cat falling over, OMG so relatable, not like those other cats with their good balance and landing on their feet! The cat’s telling a story about farting! She’s so charming and real!

    And all the other cats reading Cat Magazine eat that shit up.

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      BabyJanejordanbaker
      12/30/15 5:30pm
      GIF
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      SnapTestBabyJane
      12/30/15 5:43pm

      WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS

      YOU ARE A GOD AMONG GIF-ING MORTALS

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    KK4BamaBobby Finger
    12/30/15 4:26pm

    Who doesn’t crave ice cream and mexican food even while not being with child?

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      Kim Jong's AngstKK4Bama
      12/30/15 4:39pm

      If anything, I crave Mexican food less now that I’m knocked up. I only want it for one meal a day instead of four.

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      randilynisFINDILYNKK4Bama
      12/30/15 5:27pm

      I crave both just from being with a child.

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    AspieUnicornofTarthBobby Finger
    12/30/15 5:29pm

    I wonder if I keep saying Kendall is gay because Kendall is gay,

    Or if Kendall is gay because I keep saying it,

    And every time I say it she gets gayer.

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      KinseyAspieUnicornofTarth
      12/30/15 5:50pm

      If it’s the latter, then please start saying I’m losing weight. PLEASE.

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      AspieUnicornofTarthKinsey
      12/30/15 6:10pm

      Kinsey is losing weight and looking pretty good.

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    mostofyouarenotghostsBobby Finger
    12/30/15 4:50pm

    I guess if Kendall is gay she really doesn’t have to tell her mom now? Since two tabloids just outted her?

    Also, if she is gay, it was really shitty of them to tell the world before she was ready (I mean, it's tabloids, so the chances of anyone believing it seem slim, but still...)

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      Cocopop!mostofyouarenotghosts
      12/30/15 7:56pm

      Willing to bet that Kris made up this story and fed it to the tabloids, because we haven’t heard much about Kendall lately. Kendall will be “caught” with a young model soon. Young model’s agency will pay Kris for the publicity.

      Or maybe I’m just cynical.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkCocopop!
      12/30/15 8:01pm

      I kind of actually believe this one? There’ve been a few blind items about this, all of which allude to the fact that she’s wanted to come out sooner, but Kris was still like ‘nah’, even after Caitlyn came out as transgender.

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    GELLA - LLAPBobby Finger
    12/30/15 4:31pm

    this is the only acceptable answer to this question

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