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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDAnna Merlan
12/29/15 10:32am
What the fuck is with all the rules? What is this, Dungeons and Dragons?

“Intercourse with a half-giant is only permitted after a roll of d10 and you have successfully domesticated your owlbears.”
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  VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILD
  12/29/15 10:36am
  Fucking 5th Edition just screwed everything up. My Half Elf Ranger in 3.5 had intercourse with Giants just fine and his pet was a wolf.
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  wearebarnaclesʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILD
  12/29/15 10:43am
  Thank you for making me smile. It was starting to feel impossible today.
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Rando CalrissianAnna Merlan
12/29/15 10:24am
This reads similarly to Leviticus; it’s just a law of damages pertaining to property. I can’t remember the last time I read something less than 2000 years old that was so sickening. God—if there is a God—help those women.
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  cannolicanoe1Rando Calrissian
  12/29/15 10:26am
  I was thinking of that too, that it reminds me of Leviticus.
  
  Jesus, they need so many rules to govern how they treat their sex slaves, and yet never stop for a second and consider why they have them. These poor women.
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  SparklesofLightRando Calrissian
  12/29/15 10:27am
  This reads similarly to Leviticus;
  
  except no one in Christianity or Judiaism has actually followed that in centuries. ISIS has just made a ruling on rape today.
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bagoflettersAnna Merlan
12/29/15 10:33am
I want to punch every person who is against refugees in the face. How can you turn people away when this is what they are fleeing? What woman (or child) would want to stay and be forced into sexual slavery?
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  SparklesofLightbagofletters
  12/29/15 10:37am
  Considering Muslims are extremely backwars when it comes to rape, are you really fine with bringing over thousands of refuggees who think any woman that is raped should be punished?
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  bagoflettersSparklesofLight
  12/29/15 11:26am
  Normally I wouldn’t respond to a troll but you caught me on a bad day and your comment is trash.
  
  So let me just repeat what you said back to you to make sure I understand 100% where you are coming from here. You feel that woman and young girls deserve to stay in a place where they will be captured and turned into sexual slaves rather than be given the tools to escape from that. You also make the broad assumption that all Muslims are fine with rape and that all of them believe that people who are victims of it deserve to be punished (because they are “backwars”).
  
  Maybe it wasn’t on purpose but you just implied that women and girls who are refugees fleeing from a regime whose goal is to literally capture and rape them- if not kill them outright, do not deserve to have asylum here because SOME Muslims believe rape is the women’s fault and that they deserve to be harshly punished for it. Interestingly enough by advocating that refugees do not deserve asylum and should stay where they are you are also harshly punishing them- and potentially condemning them to a lifetime of rape and misery.
  
  Also you realize the west isn’t much better in terms of victim blaming, punishments to the accusers, and everything else that goes along with it. Child brides are a thing here too, (with consent from parents and a judge NOT the child) people harass and ruin the lives of victims here too, rape isn’t taken seriously here too, and a disturbing amount of men would commit rape as long as it wasn’t classified as rape here too. (and that’s not to mention male victims of rape who have an even harder time being taken seriously as victims.)
  
  Links as proof
  
  http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/14/opi...
  
  http://jezebel.com/man-who-raped-...
  
  http://jezebel.com/1-in-3-college...
  
  http://www.cracked.com/personal-exper...
  
  Now maybe you didn’t mean what you said the way it came out, but I am sick of people getting blamed for the transgressions of extremists in their religions and having to answer for it while westernized religions get off for free. We are not better than them, better than that, or better than anything.
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deerlady83Anna Merlan
12/29/15 10:24am
Important to add the be nice to your sex slave clause so you don't look like a total monster. /s
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  GELLA - LLAPdeerlady83
  12/29/15 10:29am
  i just can’t comprahand any of this, i think i need a drink and its not even 9:30am here :((((
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  deerlady83GELLA - LLAP
  12/29/15 10:30am
  They see women as property and they needed to establish “standards” for how to treat that property. It's sick as hell and heartbreaking. It's too early for this.
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Nefret EmersonAnna Merlan
12/29/15 10:28am
This makes me want to fucking vomit. Although my initial instinct is to wish the most horrific possible violence upon these men (and I’m not entirely convinced that’s not the right take) ultimately what I really hope is that either in this life or the next, they are given complete comprehension of the evil they have done and the pain that they have caused. And I hope that that they are absolutely crushed under the weight of it.
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  SpicyHatNefret Emerson
  12/29/15 10:36am
  I also want to vomit. What really got me other than the permission to rape was “owner.” Bring me a bucket.
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  M3000PNefret Emerson
  12/29/15 10:54am
  They come from a world of religious and/or government oppression, unending civil/tribal wars, and invasion from wealthy Western foreign powers.
  
  Try comprehending that first.
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lethekkAnna Merlan
12/29/15 10:22am
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Sorry, that answer is incorrect. The correct answer is “No one”. You lose, and can go straight to hell. Thank you for playing.
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  holmeaglethekk
  12/29/15 10:34am
  
  GIF
  
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BlondeGoddessAnna Merlan
12/29/15 10:37am
They also believe they will go to hell if they are killed by a woman, which is practically an invitation at this point.
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  VirginialoveshercurvesBlondeGoddess
  12/29/15 11:52am
  If there was ever a better argument for women in combat, I do not know of it.
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  Little Red HatchbackBlondeGoddess
  12/29/15 8:41pm
  The Kurds have been exploiting this, yep.
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dalilaAnna Merlan
12/29/15 10:37am
And what’s the punishment for failing to adhere to these rules? Brutal death, or a light slap on the wrist?

Just curious.
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  Shokesnowhasaprofilepicturedalila
  12/29/15 10:47am
  Their sex slaves will be stoned to death! That’ll show em not to break rules!!!!!
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  notfromvenusdalila
  12/29/15 10:48am
  They execute their own members for smoking cigarettes, so it actually wouldn’t surprise me if option A is on the table.
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SnapTestAnna Merlan
12/29/15 10:30am
Jesus.

*checks own massive privilege
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  mekkiSnapTest
  12/29/15 11:17am
  checks own massive ~~privilege~~ luck.
  
  I don’t see how this is more privilege than luck. You didn’t have this fate because you are a certain gender, race, sexual orientation or class. Because if you had been born there, all of those things would be mute. Instead you have luck, some may argue dumb luck, but none the less luck to have been born where you were. Never under estimate dumb luck.
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  bonjourmadamemekki
  12/29/15 11:34am
  Nationality can't be a privilege?
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septembergrrlAnna Merlan
12/29/15 11:57am
This is horrifying, but did anybody else think of that Amy Schumer sketch where the new coach is trying to convince the football players to stop raping women and the players are like “what about away games”?

ISIS needs that coach guy to come in.
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  Zabellaseptembergrrl
  12/29/15 1:03pm
  Football Town Lights! This thread needs some levity and giant glasses of wine.
  
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