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    KaidogAllie Jones
    12/27/15 5:27pm

    I can diagram it. My mother was a nun and an English teacher. Give me a second and I’ll get back to you.

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      KaidogKaidog
      12/27/15 5:53pm

      It’s been a while since I’ve diagrammed a sentence, and this is a tortured specimen, but I think this is close.

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      KaidogKaidog
      12/27/15 5:58pm

      CRAP I forgot a clause.

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    KaidogAllie Jones
    12/27/15 6:37pm

    Aaaand... Thirty hours after the storm started, it is still snowing here. I have been housebound for two days so the sentence diagramming is rather pleasantly distracting.

    Dogs are happy tho.

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      EveryTimeIGetFollowedByGroupthinkILoseMyBurnerKeyKaidog
      12/27/15 7:02pm

      Those are some very happy dogs indeed! Sorry you’re stuck indoors tho.

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      crouching tigerKaidog
      12/27/15 7:14pm

      That looks awesome!

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    JoblessWonderAllie Jones
    12/27/15 5:30pm

    I have two separate friends who are English teachers that love to diagram sentences when they are drunk. It is weird to me but they really love it so who am I to judge?

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      logophobe, desperate dadJoblessWonder
      12/27/15 5:52pm

      Drunk spelling bee is a good time too

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      MarliTharnJoblessWonder
      12/27/15 6:06pm

      One more here! Are there others lurking? I could use a super nerdy drinking night.

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    moose trutherAllie Jones
    12/27/15 6:15pm

    here’s your diagram allie

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      Cylontater: Genital Whisperermoose truther
      12/27/15 6:33pm
      GIF
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      Thunder-Lipsmoose truther
      12/27/15 7:21pm

      I wonder how she came up with the price point of $2.99?

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    12/27/15 5:43pm

    My lips are berry stained too but that’s probably just the wine.

    I'll never be up to Kristin's standards.

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      moose trutherCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      12/27/15 5:46pm
      GIF
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      logophobe, desperate dadCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      12/27/15 5:52pm

      That’s actually a much quicker and easier tip

      Let’s do 500 Days of Tater next

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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    12/27/15 6:12pm

    “I have no sympathy for you because you let it happen to yourself.”

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererEmerald D.V.
      12/27/15 6:14pm

      Oh man, this is so awful and I can’t stop smiling.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersEmerald D.V.
      12/27/15 6:52pm

      What happens on Angel One, stays on Angel One.

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    iCommenteurAllie Jones
    12/27/15 5:40pm

    Every day when I see another of these posts go up, I think about hanging myself.

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      moose trutheriCommenteur
      12/27/15 5:42pm

      hang in there buddy!

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispereriCommenteur
      12/27/15 5:44pm

      Holiday season getting you down?

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    12/27/15 5:56pm

    Wasn’t she just charging for holiday makeup tips a week or two ago?

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      LetsgobowlingJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/27/15 6:40pm

      Everything’s cheaper after Christmas.

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    deanmartinsrectalpolyps2Allie Jones
    12/27/15 7:34pm
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      Jamie Lynn's Peersdeanmartinsrectalpolyps2
      12/27/15 11:30pm

      This is beautiful, birthday boy. 👏👏👏

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    Miles Dyson Tyson BisonAllie Jones
    12/27/15 5:53pm

    Nothing like my husband’s human growth hormones to plump the lips and leave one feeling festive :)

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererMiles Dyson Tyson Bison
      12/27/15 5:57pm

      You’re looking for Peyton Manning’s wife.

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      Miles Dyson Tyson BisonCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      12/27/15 5:59pm

      C’mon as if that shit isn’t endemic.

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