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    BurneskoCantTakeCriticismAllie Jones
    12/26/15 7:42pm

    A periodic reminder from Kristin Cavallari that she named her Yorkshire terrier after Brigitte Bardot

    Also, a periodic reminder that Allie Jones’ is lying to her parents in order to get them to pay all her bills. No way someone would support someone else who throws in the towel on life and career this often.

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      moose trutherBurneskoCantTakeCriticism
      12/26/15 8:26pm

      try again in English

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      BurneskoCantTakeCriticismmoose truther
      12/26/15 8:29pm

      ewe r stoopid

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    MissBitchAllie Jones
    12/26/15 5:36pm

    How was everyone’s Christmas?

    My husband made a kickass dinner of Cornish game hens, cornbread stuffing, green beans almondine, sweet peas, and wild rice, and I made a olloieberry pie with bourbon vanilla whipped cream.

    My stepdad brought his dog dressed in a little christmas outfit, and then sat with her on his lap at the table and talked to her the whole time. Super annoying, but he’s semi-retired and she’s his best friend.

    His ex-wife stopped by with his ex m-i-l for a visit after dinner. That was weird but ok.

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      LetsgobowlingMissBitch
      12/26/15 5:44pm

      500 DoKers fucking LOVE game hen. I had some too!

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteMissBitch
      12/26/15 6:43pm
      GIF
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    a seahorseAllie Jones
    12/26/15 5:48pm

    kcav shoe names, ranked;

    10. chandy

    9. Liam

    8. lacee

    7. luscious

    6. candyce

    5. Maddox

    4. Lavish

    3. oracle

    2. coppertina

    1. allie

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      chery's tiny orangea seahorse
      12/26/15 5:50pm

      I almost did this same thing! You did it better than I would have, though.

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriora seahorse
      12/26/15 5:53pm

      i hope the “Allie” doesn’t get discontinued.

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    KaidogAllie Jones
    12/26/15 6:48pm

    I know the feeling, Bardot.

    UHHHH HANGOVER HAIRY DUDE IN MY BED WHAT HAVE I DONE

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      Pumibellicose IKaidog
      12/26/15 7:17pm

      I know it’s early, but I think you won today! All the starz- moar starz!

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      KaidogPumibellicose I
      12/26/15 7:18pm

      (blushes) Oh my gosh, thanks!

      It’s been over two decades since I’ve had that sinking feeling but one never really forgets.

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    lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
    12/26/15 5:40pm
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      Letsgobowlinglysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      12/26/15 5:41pm

      To be fair, men needed it.

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorLetsgobowling
      12/26/15 5:44pm

      men gotta get it in

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    ad infinitumAllie Jones
    12/26/15 6:07pm

    I just snapped this picture of my Yorkie mix Sophie, who is snoozing on my lap as I watch A Christmas Story, and I am taking this admittedly very thin excuse to post it, because she is ridiculously adorable. Look at her little teddy bear face! (I’m generally not a fan of tiny, yappy dogs, but I found Sophie on the freeway about a year and a half ago, so I am officially among the ranks of purse dog owners. She is very sweet, very dumb and incredibly neurotic, and I love her a whole lot.)

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitutead infinitum
      12/26/15 6:22pm
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      Pumibellicose Iad infinitum
      12/26/15 6:55pm

      Oh god I love doggies and kitties so much! I also love A Christmas Story.

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    wellyAllie Jones
    12/26/15 6:27pm

    A periodic reminder from me that this feature is awful. Truly awful.

    Since it’s Christmas I’ll save the usual droll respondents some time: yes, my face is both awful and truly awful

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorwelly
      12/26/15 6:29pm

      you forgot your mom. but i never forget how awful she is.

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      moose trutherwelly
      12/26/15 6:31pm
      GIF
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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    12/26/15 5:55pm

    Nothing says “not a staged photo” like random strategically draped Christmas lights on the floor in the background.

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      logophobe, desperate dadJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/26/15 6:28pm

      #bestmomever

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      Pumibellicose IJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/26/15 9:24pm

      Oh it just occurred to me (slow tonight) that she leaves random strings of lights where the dogs hang out. I hope the childproofing is better in the rest of the house.

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    dengeatseggdropAllie Jones
    12/26/15 5:40pm

    I still contend that the dog’s name is pronounced, “Bar-dot.”

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    KC is swift to correct ANYONE who insists on using the French pronunciation.

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      Letsgobowlingdengeatseggdrop
      12/26/15 5:43pm

      She's secretly a fan of the Mayan numeral system.

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      dengeatseggdropLetsgobowling
      12/26/15 5:45pm

      She’s a secret fan and tells everyone who will listen all about it.

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    GregSamsaAllie Jones
    12/26/15 6:56pm

    Bad girl. Bad.

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      KaidogGregSamsa
      12/26/15 7:13pm

      She kind of skipped right past that whole “internal beauty” thing, didn’t she?

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