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    deanmartinsrectalpolyps2Allie Jones
    12/25/15 2:45pm

    You want a Merry Kristmas? I got your Merry Kristmas right over here.

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      a seahorsedeanmartinsrectalpolyps2
      12/25/15 4:36pm

      phwooooar

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      500 Days of Men Need Itdeanmartinsrectalpolyps2
      12/25/15 6:29pm

      This totally, 100% made my Kristmas.

      And I needed it, because I have had a really, really shitty Kristmas.

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    12/25/15 1:33pm

    The only person getting a copy of Balancing in Heels this Christmas is KCav ... From her ghost writer.

    Merry Kristmas, DOK Fam. 💚

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      a seahorseJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/25/15 1:40pm

      oaty kristmas guuuuurl

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      HoldenCashJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/25/15 1:40pm
      GIF

      Happy everything, I love you all.

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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    12/25/15 2:08pm

    Merry Kristmas everyone!! It’s our very first one together! May your peep toe stockings be full of Emerald Dûv and your hearth and home redolent with butternut squash, cheeseless cheese, and cigarettes for Jay.

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      Pumibellicose ILetsgobowling
      12/25/15 5:09pm

      Merry Kristmas to you too! Did Santa do you right this year?

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      LetsgobowlingPumibellicose I
      12/25/15 9:19pm

      He sure did! I got the nerdy books I asked for (but not a pre-order confirmation for our guuuurl’s book, though- looks like I'm on my own for that one). How about you? Get any bangs, or nice articels of clothing?

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    KaidogAllie Jones
    12/25/15 2:20pm

    No one in my family knows me like you guys do.

    I.e., you’d all have given me the krill oil and amethyst toothbrush I really wanted.

    Instead, I got a synthetic running shirt, a bottle of Philosophy chemically-laden-not-small-batch ‘bathing’ gel and a huge bag of gummi bears.

    THEY ARE TRYING TO POISON ME

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      krillinandchillinoatinandboatinKaidog
      12/25/15 5:37pm

      #spon

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      crouching tigerKaidog
      12/25/15 10:26pm

      Sounds like they’re sending unsubtle messages: you need exercise, you smell bad, and eat more candy (?).

      My gift messages are: drink tea, and also here are some pecans and 2 jars of teriyaki sauce.

      It was a fun day here, some walks and playing at the park.

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    dengeatseggdropAllie Jones
    12/25/15 1:32pm

    Merry Kristmas!

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      deanmartinsrectalpolyps2dengeatseggdrop
      12/25/15 2:52pm

      Hopefully she got Cuttie a razor for Kristmas because he looks like an asshole. Who picked out that tie?

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      dengeatseggdropdeanmartinsrectalpolyps2
      12/25/15 2:57pm

      My asshole is way better shaved than that.

      Makes me laugh that it looks like he saying, “Drf.”

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    ShinobiJediAllie Jones
    12/25/15 1:42pm

    I didn’t; but I got my whole family, including the Padres, hitting the Volcano balloon. It’s been a Merry X-Mas indeed. ;P

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      Pumibellicose IShinobiJedi
      12/25/15 4:49pm

      You get starz even though I have no idea what a Volcano balloon is because it sounds like a good time!

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      500 Days of Men Need ItPumibellicose I
      12/25/15 6:25pm

      (Shhhhhhhhhh... it’s a drug party favor reference.)

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    Fk KristinAllie Jones
    12/25/15 5:38pm

    Nobody cares about Kristin. To do 500 posts is so annoying I literally deleted my gawker bookmark and will no longer visit this obnoxious dribble solely due to this rubbish. Good riddance!

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      krillinandchillinoatinandboatinFk Kristin
      12/25/15 5:50pm

      NOBODY CARES

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      chery's tiny orangeFk Kristin
      12/25/15 5:59pm
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    a seahorseAllie Jones
    12/25/15 1:42pm

    happy don’t care kristmas y’all ⛄️

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitutea seahorse
      12/25/15 1:51pm
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      ManchesterMoobsa seahorse
      12/26/15 12:01am

      On this festive occasion it helps to remember, the happiness Our heroine shares with her husband almost never happened. They called it quits during the preseason in 2011 “Leinarting”. Then as fate would have it, her Mr Right broke his thumb in November. Soon after, they were engaged. There are so many morals to the story. I think the important one is “love comes in spurts”.

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    krillinandchillinoatinandboatinAllie Jones
    12/25/15 1:43pm
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      Kaidogkrillinandchillinoatinandboatin
      12/25/15 2:21pm

      Heart you back baby!

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      krillinandchillinoatinandboatinKaidog
      12/25/15 4:00pm

      Merry Kristmas to my BeBits from your StChes!!! XOXO

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    lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
    12/25/15 1:34pm
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      dengeatseggdroplysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      12/25/15 1:37pm

      Low battery. Plug in your phone...QUICK!

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      chery's tiny orangelysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      12/25/15 2:50pm

      did you see the gooooaaaaalllllsss comment? that was one of my favorites

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