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    ThenolalouisianaAllie Jones
    12/24/15 3:39pm

    This 500 days gimmick is single-handedly ruining gawker for me. I realize it’s a joke, but it’s not funny, at all, its fucking insensitive because her brother just died, and its just fucking lazy. Like seriously, fuck this. There can’t be more than a handful of people that actually enjoy reading these, and honestly Allie Jones, get your shit together because these 500 day updates are garbage. And before people start telling me that I don’t have to click on it if I don’t want to, I don’t click on it 9 times out of 10, and the 10th time frankly is only happening because I am clicking around on random shit. Please stop it, gawker. Allie Jones, you should be ashamed of yourself. That is all. I will not be responding to rando haters, so save your words.

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      Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & BoatinThenolalouisiana
      12/24/15 3:50pm
      GIF
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      TroubleInParadiseThenolalouisiana
      12/24/15 4:10pm

      Your mom is a gimmick! And I take umbrage at being called a rando hater. I am anything but random. I am a specific hater with pointed hatreds.

      (Hey 500 Days of regulars, is that how this works? Tee hee. Anyway, I’ve always been especially partial to the “your mom” insults in these posts, so, you know...)

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    a seahorseAllie Jones
    12/24/15 1:14pm

    Hang on, a quick delve into the files shows me that a Kristmas is anything BUT boring. The Cavallaris leave the boring to LC.

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      melliema seahorse
      12/24/15 1:23pm
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      a seahorsemelliem
      12/24/15 1:28pm
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    Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
    12/24/15 1:18pm

    On the 334th Day of Kristin, my best bitch gave to me

    12 Jays not caring

    11 Spencers prattling

    10 Laurens weeping

    9 Staceys tending

    8 Justins bobbing

    7 Heidis wailing

    6 cheese a-faking

    FIVE BEBIT RIIINGS

    4 peep toe boots

    3 fringed hens

    2 Emerald Duvs

    AND AUDRINA PATRIDGE IN A PEAR SHAPED TREEEEEE

    Merry Kristmas from Casa del Krill and 500 Days of Kristin!

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      a seahorsePeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      12/24/15 1:22pm

      That lamp though!

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      LetsgobowlingPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      12/24/15 2:24pm

      Beautiful. Merry Christmas Eve (aka Petite Christmas) to you!

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    festivusaziliAllie Jones
    12/24/15 1:10pm

    Merry Kristmas Eve, 500 DoK. I’m going to celebrate with some of my 4th favorite natural brand of liquor and reading some articels about fashion.

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      melliemfestivusazili
      12/24/15 1:21pm

      If they don’t make their liquor in small batches then I don’t want to know them.

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      BessieLindstromfestivusazili
      12/24/15 2:17pm

      ....I’m going to get hammered with bloodlesscoup, because I respect the way she drinks....

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    12/24/15 1:02pm

    Is it racist to call your maids, nannies, etc. “Elves?”

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      melliemJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/24/15 1:05pm

      Not if they are tiny and have pointy ears!

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      dengeatseggdropJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/24/15 5:04pm

      Elvish-Americans?

      Good thing is that you can pay them in candy

      #elflivesdontmatter

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    lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
    12/24/15 1:02pm

    i think we know there are no stockings at Kristin’s house

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      festivusazililysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      12/24/15 1:16pm

      Stockings with open-toe fringed booties? What are you, an extremely fashionable German?

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      a seahorselysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      12/24/15 1:18pm

      How do you stop the presents falling out? Asking for a friend.

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    ThenolalouisianaAllie Jones
    12/24/15 3:22pm

    Seriously, fuck

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      Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & BoatinThenolalouisiana
      12/24/15 3:31pm

      I seriously fucked your mom last night. She’ll be staying for dinner, don’t wait up.

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      MikeAdamsonKrillin & Chillin, Oatin & Boatin
      12/24/15 3:39pm

      BOOM

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    PfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgAllie Jones
    12/24/15 12:59pm

    My Christmas traditions include eating a ton of pierogi and getting black out drunk, and staying up until five in the morning wrapping gifts and watching Bad Santa and Brazil.

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      Fresh Courage TakePfffffbbbbytttttdjshdg
      12/24/15 1:02pm

      Hard Santa In Brazil? That’s my favorite movie.

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      logophobe, desperate dadPfffffbbbbytttttdjshdg
      12/24/15 1:06pm

      Mom?!?

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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    12/24/15 1:47pm

    Merry Kristmas and a Happy DON’T CAAAAAAAAARE

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteEmerald D.V.
      12/24/15 2:25pm
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      whatsupgawkersEmerald D.V.
      12/24/15 2:25pm

      Is... Is he a ginger? I guess I haven’t looked at his hair too closely. His scintillating smile distracts me.

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    KaidogAllie Jones
    12/24/15 4:59pm

    On my flight home yesterday, a little girl seated behind me was wearing fringed peep-toe boots. Her name was TYLOR WITH AN O, as she told freaking everyone who would listen.

    She couldn’t have been more than 5.

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Kaidog
      12/24/15 5:08pm

      My God, Saylor and/or Kristin doppelgangers!

      CUE 500 MORE DAYS

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      Pumibellicose IPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      12/24/15 6:32pm

      500 Days of Tylor With an O

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