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    CaliforlifeAllie Jones
    12/22/15 5:15pm

    Lame guy here. Never heard of this flower... BUT if KC loves then, of course it’s my new fav flower!

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererCaliforlife
      12/22/15 5:19pm

      You’ve never heard of a peony?

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      CaliforlifeCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      12/22/15 5:23pm

      Honestly, no. Rose. Cris-san-the-um. Carnation (or is that ice-cream?) and I think that’s all I know. My daughter gives me endless grief about not knowing a single flower when she comes home from gardening with grandma. (there were no flowers in my ghetto).

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    LeftoverSpillsAllie Jones
    12/22/15 4:49pm

    Dammit! Can someone post a screen shot, I’m blocked from her IG for being a fucking piranha i guess.

    GIF
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      500 Days of Men Need ItLeftoverSpills
      12/22/15 4:54pm
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      gerbilsoutofexilefinallyLeftoverSpills
      12/22/15 4:55pm
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    NefertittiesAllie Jones
    12/22/15 4:51pm

    NEFERTITTIES: What about peonies? What kind of abnormal flower is that? And those kids who had their own peonies...
    ALLIE: I know, I hated those kids. In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a peony when they were growing up.
    KRISTIN: (angry) I had a peony.
    (The room goes dead quiet.)
    ALLIE: Well, I didn’t, uh, really mean a peony, per se...
    KRISTIN: When I was a little girl in Denver, we all had peonies. My sister had a peony, my cousin had a peony... So, what’s wrong with that?

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorNefertitties
      12/22/15 4:58pm
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      500 Days of Men Need ItNefertitties
      12/22/15 4:59pm

      Peonies are (apparently, according to a Krist fan on IG) the state flower of Indiana. You know who else was from Indiana?

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    a seahorseAllie Jones
    12/22/15 4:46pm
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      melliema seahorse
      12/22/15 5:01pm

      MY NEW FAVORITE CHRISTMAS JINGLE!

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      Cylontater: Genital Whisperera seahorse
      12/22/15 5:05pm

      This is my favorite thing today.

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    GandolficationAllie Jones
    12/22/15 5:04pm

    Who is Kristin Cavallari? Why is there a 500 days thing for her, and why does anyone care?

    No offense, I just don’t know or get it why it keeps being featured on this site.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersGandolfication
      12/22/15 5:12pm
      GIF
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      LeftoverSpillsGandolfication
      12/22/15 5:15pm

      I didn’t know who your Mom was either, then I took some time to explore her many features. *wink wink*

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    Actual McLunarAllie Jones
    12/22/15 4:47pm

    girl looks like an egg

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererActual McLunar
      12/22/15 4:53pm

      I think you mean this girl looks like an Egg.

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      melliemActual McLunar
      12/22/15 4:55pm

      You sound really bitter Brody.

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    stepdadhulkhoganAllie Jones
    12/22/15 4:46pm

    Is it terrible that when her brother died I was happy because I thought this stupid fucking series would finally be over?

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      a seahorsestepdadhulkhogan
      12/22/15 4:49pm

      Yes thats fucking horrible, even for you.

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererstepdadhulkhogan
      12/22/15 4:52pm

      Yes. That was bad and you should fucking feel bad.

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    Sid and FinancyAllie Jones
    12/22/15 4:59pm

    I wrote you a poem, illustrated with your favorite flowers, Kristin Cavallari!

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      festivusaziliSid and Financy
      12/22/15 5:14pm

      Sample text. Words to live by, from the heart.

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      Sid and Financyfestivusazili
      12/22/15 5:16pm

      You can’t just appropriate my original work like that, you know.

      You’ll be hearing from my lawyer, Jeffrey A. Miller, Esq.

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    Actual McLunarAllie Jones
    12/22/15 4:48pm

    She looks like a rabbit.

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      LetsgobowlingActual McLunar
      12/22/15 5:03pm

      And you are a chiseled Adonis, I presume.

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      melliemActual McLunar
      12/22/15 5:12pm
      GIF
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    TheMightyCornholioAllie Jones
    12/22/15 4:56pm

    I so love this series, I am already looking forward to the Christmas post.

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererTheMightyCornholio
      12/22/15 4:59pm

      Kristin is the gift that keeps on giving.

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      crouching tigerCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      12/22/15 5:31pm

      Kristin’s is the grift that keeps on giving.

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