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    Jia TolentinoEllie Shechet
    12/22/15 3:54pm

    me after a year on the coke sub

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      Evo Von HimmelEllie Shechet
      12/22/15 3:12pm

      I don’t have a screenplay, but if you don’t call it ‘20,000 Lines Under The Sea’, I’ll be very disappointed.

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        Bears for PresidentEvo Von Himmel
        12/22/15 3:17pm

        The Lit Mermaid

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        Vox PopulistEvo Von Himmel
        12/22/15 3:22pm

        They’d definitely call the film “Das Koks” in Germany.

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      SolospiritEllie Shechet
      12/22/15 5:32pm

      I got beaten to suggesting “Das Toot” for the title...But I may have an interesting plot...The new Narcosub would be super stealth...no electric heavy batteries, no diesel engines to charge them and make noise...Nope...This new sub is powered by pure coke...and Hamster wheels....I figure about 5000 Hamsters....4000 to power the twin Hamsturbine Engines...plus 1000 Hamsters Power Units as “spares” or Emergency “Whip the Hamsters! We need more Powwwah!” mode. No fuel except a small part of the cargo would be needed....and since getting rid of batteries and conventional engines would add so much more cargo space...This is a definate winning solution. I can see a desperate race between Narco agents and the runners trying to nurse their Hamsturbines to the end of the run... :) The title...Has to be 20’000 Legs Under the Sea .

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        sukatraSolospirit
        12/23/15 1:52am

        “The new Narcosub would be super stealth...no electric heavy batteries, no diesel engines to charge them and make noise...Nope.”

        Fatal flaw in this plot device:

        Have you ever heard a hamster wheel?

        Otherwise it’s great! Especially “Emergency ‘Whip the Hamsters! We need more Powwwah!’ mode.”

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        Solospiritsukatra
        12/23/15 1:51pm

        Thanks :)...Maybe a few cans of WD40 would need to be part of the essential supplies :P

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      Stig-a-saw-us wrecks loves nuclear power.Ellie Shechet
      12/22/15 3:17pm

      I shall call my screenplay “Das Toot”.

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        randilynisFINDILYNStig-a-saw-us wrecks loves nuclear power.
        12/22/15 3:27pm
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        correctdosageStig-a-saw-us wrecks loves nuclear power.
        12/22/15 3:30pm

        more stars!

        MORE STARS!

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      TrumanChipotleEllie Shechet
      12/22/15 3:31pm

      Cokey Dick

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        albatross_YTrumanChipotle
        12/22/15 3:36pm

        The jonesing, cocaine-addicted giant squid that attacks the sub gets attacked by a jonesing, cocaine-addicted sperm whale, and they fight it out to see who gets to harass the sub, despite neither of them having any money.

        Meanwhile, Captain Yeyo battles a mutiny.

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        Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)TrumanChipotle
        12/22/15 3:52pm

        or Moby Dick?

        (musician, not novel)

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      randilynisFINDILYNEllie Shechet
      12/22/15 3:27pm

      I know somebody who tried to write a screenplay about this guy. It didn’t sell. But with your backing??

      Leonid “Tarzan” Fainberg also known as Ludwig Lyosha Fainberg[1] (born March 1, 1958) is a Ukrainian mobster. Born in Odessa, Fainberg left the Soviet Union in the early 1980s for Israel, and moved to the United States following the fall of the Soviet Union. In the mid-1990s, Fainberg attempted to purchase a Soviet nuclear submarine for use in drug smuggling for aColombian cocaine cartel. Fainberg lived in Miami between 1990 and 1997 and owners a topless bar call Porky’s, named for the movie. [2]He was arrested and convicted of smuggling and racketeering and spent thirty months in jail before his trial, and was convicted. [3] As of October 2012 he was in Panama, jailed and awaiting trial for pimping.[4]

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        EMariusrandilynisFINDILYN
        12/22/15 3:32pm

        you think he would at least go for a diesel sub, who is he going to get to operate the sub ? I mean how many guys with degress in nuclear engineering end up smuggling drugs.

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        randilynisFINDILYNEMarius
        12/22/15 3:35pm

        It was just one in a long line of poor decisions. He was ridiculously inept.

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      Murry ChangEllie Shechet
      12/22/15 3:54pm

      What, so you can steal it? Screw that, I’m mailing it to myself so I have a copyright and then selling it to Mike Bay so he can turn it into a big budget action extravaganza!

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        jpomonkeyEllie Shechet
        12/22/15 3:35pm
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          albatross_YEllie Shechet
          12/22/15 3:33pm

          So long as the narco-sub gets attacked by a giant squid junky, I’m fine with the script.

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            randymanEllie Shechet
            12/22/15 4:32pm

            That may be where Tarantino’s dialog comes from.

            (Don’t get me wrong; I think it’s great. The dialog.)

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