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    hntergrenAllie Jones
    12/21/15 5:43pm

    Who the hell is this person? And why has my Gawker feed been sullied with her presence for so long?

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      LeftoverSpillshntergren
      12/21/15 5:45pm

      I sullied your Mom last night, as history has shown, she’ll be back for more.

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      puttputtbutthntergren
      12/21/15 5:46pm

      If only you had been paying attention the last 330 days.

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    Tom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth TrutherAllie Jones
    12/21/15 5:41pm

    I still look back at my decision, all those years ago, to buy the Team LC shirt at Urban Outfitters instead of the Team Kristin shirt, and pat myself on the back.

    ETA: Still have and wear said shirt.

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorTom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth Truther
      12/21/15 5:52pm

      pics or it didn’t happen

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      melliemTom Servo's mechanical heart, Flat Earth Truther
      12/21/15 5:54pm

      TEAM LC 4 LIFE

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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    12/21/15 5:51pm

    If that caption and the Amazon preorder page are to be believed, the book is actually called Lauren Conrad Celebrate. Will she realize the error and change it to Lauren Conrad Celebrates, much like our own Kristin had to make a pre-release change to her book’s title?

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      eXtoferEmerald D.V.
      12/21/15 6:06pm

      Whatever it is, I’m sure Lauren’s twitter bot is going to tweet about it every day once it's out

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      a seahorseeXtofer
      12/21/15 6:23pm

      I'm going to murder that bot soon

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    melliemAllie Jones
    12/21/15 5:42pm
    GIF
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      a seahorsemelliem
      12/21/15 5:58pm
      GIF
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      melliema seahorse
      12/21/15 6:05pm
      GIF
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    Missypoo50Allie Jones
    12/21/15 6:12pm

    Still no Baby Pool celebration for myself and Krill. Sigh. 2015 is almost over.

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      LetsgobowlingMissypoo50
      12/21/15 7:48pm

      You didn't get the gift basket I sent?

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      LeftoverSpillsLetsgobowling
      12/21/15 9:39pm

      I swear I added $2.99CDN to that gift basket, so my name better be on the card!

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    jazzyturtleneckAllie Jones
    12/21/15 5:43pm

    Are they really mortal enemies or have we made them so?

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererjazzyturtleneck
      12/21/15 5:47pm

      MORTAL ENEMIES.

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      melliemjazzyturtleneck
      12/21/15 5:50pm

      It all started with a boy of course.

      Stephen fucking Colletti.

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    Mr. TwincredibleAllie Jones
    12/21/15 6:15pm

    Is this not 500 Days of Kristin Cavallari? Has the subject changed? I come to this articel for one thing and one thing only: Kristin. If I wanted to read about Lauren Conrad, I’d pick up her previous books (which can be found at Amazon and other fine outlets).

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererMr. Twincredible
      12/21/15 6:18pm
      GIF
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      bestexwifeeverMr. Twincredible
      12/21/15 7:20pm

      not feeling the love.

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    eXtoferAllie Jones
    12/21/15 5:47pm

    But does LC suggest any kind of bathing suit for pear-shape types? No, no I think not. Go home LC. #Kristin4eva

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      a seahorseeXtofer
      12/21/15 6:05pm
      GIF
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      bestexwifeevera seahorse
      12/21/15 7:11pm

      Are you implying she is from West Virginia?

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    HunterPenceNoneTheRicherAllie Jones
    12/21/15 6:00pm

    On this Rainy Monday from the Bay Area, we are skipping out on Tomas and Lily until Next year...Ill be in and outta the office for the next few days with the holiday lunch season in full swing too.

    But on a lil heavier note, I have to attend the funeral for my grandmother tomorrow. She was 82 and had a massive stroke 2 weeks ago. I am 31 years old, and her husband, my grandfather died when I was six. Since he died, I had hardly seen my grandmother except on rare occasions like a funeral or a wedding...but she was my mom’s mom and I dont know how I should really feel about it.

    My mom said she was a mean woman, which was true, but that is still my grandmother. I felt as though she had already passed since she was not really an influence on my life after the age of 6.

    No birthday cards, no “hey HPNTR, come over for some juice and cookies” none of that. It was like her grandchildren did not exist even though my family lived in the same city as her, not even 10 mins cross town.

    So I have to attend the funeral tomorrow to pay respects, see the rest of my bat shit cray relatives (one of which just got out of the joint 6 weeks ago and threatened to beat the shit out of my mom at the hospital when my grandma fell ill).

    So here I type...kind of weirded out by my lack of sadness but is it warranted?

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      LeftoverSpillsHunterPenceNoneTheRicher
      12/21/15 6:09pm

      I think that it is completely normal. I hope it goes well and no drama. Good luck. (happy holidays to Tomas and Lily too, see ya in 2016)

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      mrblergHunterPenceNoneTheRicher
      12/21/15 6:10pm

      My grandmother was abusive to my mom. As an adult my mom cut off contact with her so I never saw her. Grandma was mean and manipulative. If you couldn’t play Skip Bo you were worthless in her eyes.

      When she died I didn’t know her enough to care. Which sounds bad, but I never had any good associated with her. My mom didn’t seem to broken up, but went to the funeral to support her sister and brother. Not sure if her second brother even went.

      I get where your coming from, and I don’t think it’s that unusual. Be supportive but don’t feel weird about your lack of sadness.

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    melliemAllie Jones
    12/21/15 5:57pm

    Exclusive photo of LC hard at work.

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