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    neralaaAllie Jones
    12/19/15 7:18pm

    The day the 500 is up will be the best day in my life. So for once, I can finally open Gawker and stop seeing her goddamn face. Your dedication to something so meaningless and pedestrian is truly amazing. I commend you. I hope Kristen Callavri or however you spell her name is giving you some really dope handjobs.

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      Emerald D.V.neralaa
      12/19/15 7:23pm
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      dengeatseggdropneralaa
      12/19/15 7:57pm
      GIF
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    It's Like That AndAllie Jones
    12/19/15 5:43pm

    You had me at lamb chops. You lost me at pomegranate glaze.

    They do look good though.

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      a seahorseIt's Like That And
      12/19/15 5:45pm

      I'd hit it

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteIt's Like That And
      12/19/15 5:58pm
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    crouching tigerAllie Jones
    12/19/15 5:57pm

    Her ghostwriter had better know how to use apostrophes, or I’m sending back my preordered copies of her book.

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      a seahorsecrouching tiger
      12/19/15 6:02pm

      err how many copies are you getting!

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      crouching tigera seahorse
      12/19/15 6:05pm

      First, we’ll have to see whether Jeff, Esq. even let’s the book see the light of day.

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    Mindy: Oat WhispererAllie Jones
    12/19/15 6:38pm

    Guys I got myself into a bad casual relationship situation where after like 4 hookups I’m already falling for the dude and he’s acting withdrawn as hell. So tonight I’m going out with a few friends to try to forget the fact that my hormones are out of control and the fact that I cried/napped all afternoon.

    I’m not even going to lie ... I am sincerely brought to a smile by Kristin’s lamb.

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      ᘻalcriaᖱaMindy: Oat Whisperer
      12/19/15 6:49pm

      I do that to myself all the time. It sucks. I also have terrible taste in guys. Ignore that fool.

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      OverlySexualizedVelociraptorMindy: Oat Whisperer
      12/19/15 6:55pm

      Don’t forget to put your weave in, guuuurl!

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    chery's tiny orangeAllie Jones
    12/19/15 5:58pm

    Select Instagram Comments

    Sincere Instagram Condolences
    christinedenise1So sorry about your brother
    alisonshills@kristencavallari I’m so sorry for your loss. Sending prayers and thoughts your way. 🙏 [*kristin]

    For the lamb, too
    nicmx88😦🐑😕
    janetclaudia5Poor lamb

    Preach
    whitneyoaksLet’s not shine light on negativity but shine even brighter our lights of positivity. @kristincavallari looks delicious!
    carling205People are so idiotic and bitter about their pathetic lives it’s disgusting. They just look for reasons to pick on people. This woman has a husband and three children 3 and under, including a newborn. Her obligations to her family don’t stop with the death of her brother. Pathetic, jealous, loser, get YOUR life!

    Potpourri
    linniegvOh you fancy huh!!
    johnfrancojoyceJay’s eating that good good
    nurse_amandaI like you but I don’t care about what you’re eating.
    jstran329@oh_hey_ak tbt her dinner for stephen

    Kristin’s copying Chrissy Teigen now
    chrystacerryLooks so good. Chrissy Teigan was making this last night.

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorchery's tiny orange
      12/19/15 6:08pm

      chrystacerry knows how kristin rolls

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      It's Like That Andchery's tiny orange
      12/19/15 6:12pm

      Um I like you, Chery, but I don’t care about your comment.

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    lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
    12/19/15 5:43pm

    gotta eliminate the competition

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      a seahorselysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      12/19/15 5:57pm

      Did you just happen to have this pic handy?

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriora seahorse
      12/19/15 5:57pm

      i ... uh ... got it from a friend?

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    Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
    12/19/15 5:38pm

    Date Night is Star Wars night at Casa del Krill.

    So they decide to dress up for the occasion. Movie time!

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    Except I don’t think this is a good idea

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    no stahp

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    We interrupt this terrible idea for a message from our sponsors, Hoover®.

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    This is not the incest you’re looking for.

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    And now, another quick word from our sponsor.

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    I sense a great disturbance in the force

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    As if a million voices cried out

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      a seahorsePeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      12/19/15 5:46pm

      That's hot

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      ·٠•●*♥♫•*♪♥♫♪ღ•°*”˜˙Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      12/19/15 6:24pm

      That was among the scenes that made me question Abrams’ judgment.

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    destor23Allie Jones
    12/19/15 6:04pm

    That glaze looks bad. But... didn’t I learn during this series that she’s supposed to be a PETA activist? Her aminal rights friends are not going to like what she’s done to those more pomegranates.

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      dengeatseggdropdestor23
      12/19/15 7:17pm

      Um, duh, lamb isn’t a cow or a dog. It’s not meat.

      I know it isn’t a vegetable either. Doy.

      And she didn’t serve PETA bread.

      I think we’re good.

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      destor23dengeatseggdrop
      12/20/15 12:50am

      Fare enuf!

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    12/19/15 6:09pm

    Lord help us. She’s branching out to new recipes. I hope those lamb chops aren’t made from some sort of nuts. 🙁

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      deanmartinsrectalpolyps2Allie Jones
      12/19/15 11:00pm

      So everybody gets one lamb chop? Weak. #dontgotokristinshousefordinner

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        Letsgobowlingdeanmartinsrectalpolyps2
        12/20/15 2:03am

        Cook enough for seconds or gtfo. I ain’t sharing with no South Jersey-named baby or a Saylor.

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