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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    12/18/15 7:11pm

    I have a friend (really) who did 90 days in a Federal camp last year. She told her boyfriend that she was coming out on a Wednesday. She had me pick her up on Tuesday, take her to get her hair colored, eyebrows waxed, a facial and Botox. We stayed in a hotel near the camp that night. The next day she changed back into the clothing she wore in. I dropped her off at the gate where she waited, for about 1/2 hour for his arrival. She greeted him as if she had just gotten out.

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/18/15 7:17pm

      i can see Teresa is doing it

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      ALittleBossyrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/18/15 7:18pm

      I love this.

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    cuntybawsKara Brown
    12/18/15 7:03pm

    This would be hilarious if they didn’t have kids. Aw fukkit, it’s still hilarious. But I feel bad for the kids. But it’s still hilarious. But not totally. But mostly.

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      acorncuntybaws
      12/18/15 7:12pm

      Right? I feel bad for finding this at all satisfying when you think about how much it must suck for their kids. They didn’t ask to have shitty parents!

      I also feel sort of bad because I honestly think that, at least Teresa (but also Joe) is very, very stupid. I’m sure she really had no idea what the fuck was going on with their finances.

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      Katmanduacorn
      12/18/15 7:18pm

      I can’t stand her but, considering she is as dumb as a box of rocks, I totally believe she didn’t know what was going on until it was way too late. She probably did what a gazillion married women do. She signed where he told her to sign and believed whatever cockamamie story he was telling her because, hey, husband.

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    acornKara Brown
    12/18/15 7:08pm

    $10,679

    Is this the monthly or a typo? Because, shit I’d die for my mortgage to be that right now.

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      Michaelacorn
      12/18/15 7:13pm

      Their mortgage is $10,679 per month.

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      Your Name Hereacorn
      12/18/15 7:13pm

      Monthly nut.

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    Rando CalrissianKara Brown
    12/18/15 7:31pm

    This hairline staggers me every single time I see it again.

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      awesomeandreaRando Calrissian
      12/18/15 10:05pm

      Instead of a FOURhead its like a THREEhead (fingers between eyebrows and hairline).

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      Neon_BeyondRando Calrissian
      12/18/15 10:43pm

      There’s a whole Tumblr dedicated to her hairline.

      http://teresagiudiceforehead.tumblr.com/

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    Turk TurkletonKara Brown
    12/18/15 7:16pm

    This is not a natural hairline is it? If it is, sorry for the snark, but it just looks so unnatural.

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      randilynisFINDILYNTurk Turkleton
      12/18/15 7:22pm

      It is. Her natural hairline I mean.

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      Turk TurkletonrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/18/15 7:31pm

      Well now I feel bad.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    12/18/15 7:06pm

    I hope she comes home covered in prison tattoos like Max Cady in “Cape Fear”. Doubting she learned to read the way he did tho.

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      randilynisFINDILYNJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      12/18/15 7:16pm

      Levo and Heat on her knuckles.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hererandilynisFINDILYN
      12/18/15 7:22pm

      I love in The Simpsons parody, Sideshow Bob had LUV and HAT with the _ above the A to make it grammatically correct.

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    KendradicalKara Brown
    12/19/15 9:22am

    Her hairline is... bizarrely and unnervingly low. Did she color in some of her forehead, or has it always looked like that?

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      randilynisFINDILYNKendradical
      12/19/15 10:07am

      Luckily the 80’s provided the perfect cover.

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      KendradicalrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/20/15 1:08pm

      Holy crap that’s a lot of hair!! Actually kinda suits her, though.

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    CAPTAINOHKara Brown
    12/18/15 7:09pm

    No snark, glad she’s going back home to her kids. I’ve watched her from the beginning and she’s a lot of things but she really loves her kids. Hopefully she now knows better. Wish her all the best.

    GIF
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      spotofluffCAPTAINOH
      12/18/15 9:04pm

      It’s funny how comparatively natural she looks there, in the early seasons. She is still wearing inch thick makeup and extensions, and yet she looks SOOO much younger.

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    KK4BamaKara Brown
    12/18/15 7:14pm

    I’m assuming she isn’t going to get Sprinkles cookies...

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      nerdybirdyKara Brown
      12/18/15 9:55pm

      hellooooo

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        jinninerdybirdy
        12/19/15 3:19am

        good eye!

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