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Gabrielle CyniqueAllie Jones
12/17/15 3:29pm
I don’t know. This isn’t as much fun since her brother died last week.

Or possibly I’m not as much fun while sober, which I currently am oddly. But only because I have to drive to Star Wars three hours .
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  eXtoferGabrielle Cynique
  12/17/15 3:32pm
  probably the latter reason
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  melliemGabrielle Cynique
  12/17/15 3:32pm
  Gurl, everyone needs a fedora.
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KaidogAllie Jones
12/17/15 4:18pm
(Waves hello) I got nothing.

However, I’m sitting here as the DMV rep takes my 85 year old, cognitively impaired mom for her driving test. I am bracing myself for the drama that will ensue when her driving career ends. In, like, 30 minutes. EEERHHGGGG.

Being my mom’s caretaker is tiring.

Maybe I should get myself a present. Like a nice new hat.

Whimper.
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  imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowKaidog
  12/17/15 4:19pm
  Awwwwww! Good luck!
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  Kaidogimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
  12/17/15 4:23pm
  Thanks Tired! Carrie & Gary Fisher are, collectively, DA BOMB.
  
  I had a crazy travel week... Did I miss any installments???
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Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
12/17/15 3:25pm
HOW IS SHE EVEN SITTING?

I am racking my brain trying to figure out either where her second leg is OR if its tucked under her like I think it might be, then where is her waist?

MY HEAD HURTS.

And wtf?? WHO GUESSED HATS FROM THAT HORROR HOUSE BATHTUB PHOTO?
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  VtDkDudeJamie Lynn's Peers
  12/17/15 3:38pm
  I bet they Shopped it out. I don’t think it is possible to be in that position without your other leg sticking out behind you.
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  dengeatseggdropJamie Lynn's Peers
  12/17/15 3:40pm
  “Hats” and “fire” and “tubs” and “[leather] trim” have the same number of letters, so, makes sense when you think about it.
  
  I’m pretty good at those internet cryptography CIA/MI6 puzzles too though.
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bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
12/17/15 3:52pm
Day 327:

Someone on FB posted a (hopefully fake) spoiler for Star Wars, which I will be seeing in about six hours, and it made me so mad I almost started crying.
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  Cylontater: Genital Whispererbloodlesscoup
  12/17/15 3:54pm
  IF YOU KNOW THAT PERSON IN REAL LIFE IMMEDIATELY PUNCH THEM IN THE GENITALS THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE THEM.
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  Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???bloodlesscoup
  12/17/15 3:54pm
  There there, I mean it’s completely obvious from his name that Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
  
  Although I’m a hermit even on the internet, so it’s relatively easy for me to avoid spoilers until I see TFA hopefully this weekend.
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imtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth PaltrowAllie Jones
12/17/15 3:54pm
Chapter 2, Part XV

As Tater sat watching the computer screen, she found herself suddenly exhausted. Her eyelids felt heavy and her head began to slowly tilt forward. She startled herself awake and blinked her eyes opening them wider in an attempt to wake herself. Staring at the screen again she noticed that Memorykid9 and Lee had managed to get into the basement, filled with bathtubs of pink goo and what looked like people inside of them. UP and Krill were walking through a series of offices exactly the same with a desk, chair, couch, dry erase board, and large television. Everything seemed unsurprising and uneventful to Tater, her mind was muted and her senses dulled. She closed her eyes to rest them for a moment and fell backwards into the cushions of the couch.

Tater woke up with a gasp her arms in a bathtub, naked and covered in pink goo. She looked around her confused and disoriented. Looking up Cavil sat next to her, a triumphant smile on his face. “Welcome Tater. We weren’t sure it would be possible, yet here you are.”

Tater crossed her arms over her breasts when she realized Cavil was staring at them. Glaring at him, she asked, “What the hell is going on? Where am I?”

“We poisoned your coconut kefir. I’m sorry, I know it’s your favorite beverage, but I wanted to test a theory. I admit, it was a huge risk, there was a chance you wouldn’t resurrect, but I had confidence in you. And here you are, I’m so happy to see you.” Cavil said unapologetically.

He smiled at her, “Let’s get you out of that tub, and I’ll explain in more detail.”

Putting on the robe she was handed, Tater stepped cautiously out of the tub.

Cavil began to soliloquize, “Cylons used to be capable of regeneration, but being here, your technology and resources are quite primitive. We made some deals with your government and they agreed to help us in recreating regeneration technology. The problem was, pure cylon biology is not the same as human biology, it simply isn’t compatible with each other.”

He led her to another room filled with tanks that looked like bathtubs with bodies in pink goo. “These are essentially blank copies. But because they were made with primarily human DNA, the electric connection that preserves who each of us are is not exactly right. We needed someone who could bridge this gap for us.”

Cavil turned to Tater, cupping her face in his hands, and said “You, dearest Tater, are that bridge for us. You will give us all new life and new hope.”
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  Krill Baby Krillimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
  12/17/15 3:57pm
  I thought you would dwell a bit longer on Tater’s breasts...
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  Cylontater: Genital Whispererimtiredthatisall IS just like Gywneth Paltrow
  12/17/15 3:59pm
  OMG I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE ANOTHER ONE!
  
  GIF
  
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eXtoferAllie Jones
12/17/15 3:25pm
Oh look, she’s having a sale on her new Saylor hat

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  LeftoverSpillseXtofer
  12/17/15 3:35pm
  
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  logophobe, desperate dadeXtofer
  12/17/15 3:35pm
  GAH HE’S GONNA EAT MY SOUL
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a seahorseAllie Jones
12/17/15 3:39pm
Jeffrey Miller Esq is launching a new line of fedoras tho

pre-orders welcome
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  melliema seahorse
  12/17/15 3:54pm
  Fun fact: Jeff, Esq. likes to wear nothing but a fedora and black socks when he’s doing it.
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  a seahorsemelliem
  12/17/15 4:24pm
  HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS???
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Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
12/17/15 3:29pm
TBH I was expecting something more like this but whatever.

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  Jamie Lynn's PeersCylontater: Genital Whisperer
  12/17/15 3:36pm
  I don’t see much difference?
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  Cylontater: Genital WhispererJamie Lynn's Peers
  12/17/15 3:38pm
  There are some distinct similarities.
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Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
12/17/15 3:30pm
Well, we all need to get our careers rolling.

Jay’s training proceeds apace, and he is rewarded for his efforts. Meanwhile, Kristin continues work on The Bebit Saga.

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  LeftoverSpillsPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
  12/17/15 3:41pm
  Hats Off to Ejia!!! These posts are turning into one of my favourites.
  
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  Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & BoatinPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
  12/17/15 3:41pm
  Holy shit. Your commitment to this is truly inspiring and I love you for it.
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MapstockAllie Jones
12/17/15 3:23pm
Fun fact: Kristin can speak with a perfect leather accent.
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  BessieLindstromMapstock
  12/17/15 3:39pm
  ....I wondered when the “Millinery Wars” would begin (lookin’ at you, LC)......pretty sure this photo reveals 3 (count ‘em!) things:
  
  1. Stevie Nicks wants her hat back
  
  2. Spencer Pratt wore this in white on some reality show on an island
  
  3. Haberdashery-by-Cutler is sure to follow
  
  4. (damn math) She really should still be focused on her footwear, although, thankfully, no gangrenous big toes were exposed in this shot
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  TheEvilAttorneyMapstock
  12/17/15 3:54pm
  Unfortunately, just like her Secret Bangs (TM), it’s a faux leather accent.
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