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    benjaminalloverGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 8:58am

    Ha! Cosmic justice is so rare you have to enjoy it when it comes along.

    GIF
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      Kenhe Loginbenjaminallover
      12/17/15 9:02am

      Dance GIF party!

      GIF
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      Weird Fishesbenjaminallover
      12/17/15 9:02am

      He’ll be back on the street by lunchtime, I’m sure of it.

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    The Beard of ZeusGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 9:00am

    My theory is that upon hearing that this douche was the winning buyer of the one-off album, RZA and the Wu pulled the strings and got the whole US of A federal government involved and bring da ruckus to Martin, and ultimately seize back his assets and get that album back to the public.

    And the moral of the story? Wu-Tang still ain’t nuthin’ to fuck with.

    I can only wish.

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      DennyCraneThe Beard of Zeus
      12/17/15 9:03am

      I think they put some mystic curse on the album so bad luck would befall whatever rich douche bought it.

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      Beet ArthurThe Beard of Zeus
      12/17/15 9:04am

      Or, this is how Bill Murray KNEW he could get him locked up for a day and can Mission Impossible himself into the vault where the album is stored and free it to masses!

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    Sid and FinancyGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 9:00am

    I hereby call upon members of the New York Bar to raise their hourly rates charged to Martin Shkreli by 50,000% in his time of need.

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      Your Name HereSid and Financy
      12/17/15 9:08am

      A million starts for you!

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      Billy JackSid and Financy
      12/17/15 9:18am

      This could be a fun sentencing to go to... No minimum security, this shit needs max pen time!

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    RobNYCGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 8:57am

    “Every transaction I’ve ever made at Retrophin was done with outside counsel’s blessing,”

    A New York lawyer, Evan Greebel, was also arrested early Thursday. He’s
    accused of conspiring with Shkreli in part of the scheme.

    BWAHAHAHAHA

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      SpringSprungRobNYC
      12/17/15 9:10am

      And if you don’t believe me, ask my lawyer. He’s the guy in handcuffs sitting next to me.

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      benjaminalloverRobNYC
      12/17/15 9:20am

      So beautiful. Feels so good!

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    Gene Shalit's MerkinGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 8:58am

    “Peanut Butter Shkreli Time” is a fantastic tag for this story, Gabrielle!

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      Deadly the EternalGene Shalit's Merkin
      12/17/15 12:49pm

      Need shkreli-dancing-in-banana-suit.gif plz.

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    SpringSprungGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 8:57am

    Happy early birthday to me - Jesus

    GIF
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      sour duckSpringSprung
      12/17/15 9:11am

      I can’t star anything right now but this made my day just a little bit better.

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      Capt.Foddersour duck
      12/17/15 9:34am

      I am finding that if I hover over the number instead of the star that it lets me star things? It is weird and just started happening the other day.

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    Pink SkullGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 9:25am

    My wife has family who works for this guy. I won’t judge him too badly on how he earns his ill gotten blood money, but I really wish he would stop calling this guy the next Steve Jobs.

    I don’t bring up the subject of work very often.

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      ThiefcityPink Skull
      12/17/15 9:38am

      Yeah I remember when Steve Jobs bought Apple and jacked the price of a computer mouse up 55 fold. A true creator.

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      Pink SkullThiefcity
      12/17/15 9:44am

      I was told “There’s two sides to every story.” I suppose, though I’m not sure “Come on. You’d do it too” counts as a story.

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    EvenBaggierTrousersGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 8:58am

    Presumably he’ll be sentenced to 30 punches in the face.

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      CanmonEvenBaggierTrousers
      12/17/15 9:01am

      Maybe the judge will increase his sentence by 5000%.

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      Dr Marvin Meisner MDEvenBaggierTrousers
      12/17/15 9:03am

      With any luck he will encounter several hard men in the pen that know how to land a proper punch.

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    Kenhe LoginGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 8:57am
    GIF

    HA HA!!!!

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      HerRoyalRednessKenhe Login
      12/17/15 10:24am
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    Wayward ApologyGabrielle Bluestone
    12/17/15 10:12am

    You know even know things aren’t really adding up, he was arrested at his apartment at Murray Hill Tower http://www.equityapartments.com/new-york/new-y… which is a rental building, not full service, not even a doorman, in Turtle Bay, the most expensive unit of which is $6,500 a month.

    Not saying it it’s a bad place but it hardly seems a fitting residence for a multi-millionaire playboy that is just throwing around money and has legitimate security concerns.

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      NotYourCheese3Wayward Apology
      12/17/15 10:27am

      He probably rents for tax reasons. Calls it his place of work and writes it off. But it does look like they have a 24-hour concierge. So, I’m assuming there’s security of some type.

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      Wayward ApologyNotYourCheese3
      12/17/15 10:42am

      But really, you are a multi-millionaire playboy just throwing money around wantonly and you at best rent a $6,500 a month 2 bedroom apartment in Turtle Bay?

      For a guy that clearly loved to flaunt his wealth you would think he would spring for a better place.

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