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    SpringSprungAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 8:52am

    Christmas came early! Remember friends, every time a Martin Shkreli is arrested an angel gets its wings...an AIDS patient gets their meds...overpriced musical memorabilia isn’t sold to a douchebag.

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      randilynisFINDILYNSpringSprung
      12/17/15 9:01am

      I read somewhere that there’s a clause in the contract for the sale of Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. Apparently either alone, or abetted by Bill Murray, Wu-Tang is allowed to attempt to “heist” the album and if successful, retain it. Without any legal repercussions.

      Martin wasn’t clever enough to work out a similar arrangement with the SEC.

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      Ginger Is A ConstructSpringSprung
      12/17/15 9:03am

      This really is the plot arc to so many Christmas movies. It’s like this guy’s heroes are Gordan Gecko and Ebenezar Scrooge. I hope he’s ready to be visited by the ghost of security futures.

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    dalilaAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 8:54am

    That video is THREE WHOLE HOURS?

    I have some questions for his fans.

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      Chestnuts roasting on a new burner namedalila
      12/17/15 8:57am

      My first question was, HE HAS FANS?? WTF.

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      Schmusekatze is a ninja!dalila
      12/17/15 8:59am

      The fact that he has fans baffles me more.

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    "Because Old Hobbits Die Hard" was the punchline, JuliaAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 8:54am

    Instant pharma’s gonna get you.

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      PaintedTrollop"Because Old Hobbits Die Hard" was the punchline, Julia
      12/17/15 9:00am

      You win the internet!

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      cutty-snark"Because Old Hobbits Die Hard" was the punchline, Julia
      12/17/15 9:53am

      And like Wu Tang, the SEC ain't nothin' to fuck with.

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    bebevonbernsteinAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 9:06am

    Um . . . can someone get hold of his OKCupid profile/conversations?

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      SnapTestbebevonbernstein
      12/17/15 9:22am

      Just imagining their content makes me cringe

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      dalilaSnapTest
      12/17/15 9:57am

      You know it’s 85% unsolicited dick pics.

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    WellWhatHadHappenWasAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 8:54am
    GIF
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      dalilaWellWhatHadHappenWas
      12/17/15 9:01am

      I want that mug.

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      WellWhatHadHappenWasdalila
      12/17/15 9:20am

      I have one I found it at Tj Maxx!

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    sparklycarkleeAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 8:55am

    moments before the Twitter exchange shown above, Shkreli reportedly conducted frenzied Google searches for "do the kids and teens still use apostrophes or are they not cool anymore" and “what is the correct usage of the phrase ‘fam’”

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      recidivicioussparklycarklee
      12/17/15 8:59am

      And he still got it wrong.

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      sparklycarkleerecidivicious
      12/17/15 9:00am

      oh definitely. Google game weak af.

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    ILikeThunderstormsAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 9:00am

    What do we (or Jez legal types) think the odds are of him actually serving time for this and/or losing significant assets? I don’t have tons of faith in the system right now (or ever).

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      KellyRipasHairILikeThunderstorms
      12/17/15 9:08am

      He’ll prob be fined in the millions and forced to go through a sensitivity training course that’s 6-11 hours.

      -Someone who works in pharma and has seen this happen to her bosses (one was fined 3 billion for this type of shit)

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      itsironiclikealanisILikeThunderstorms
      12/17/15 9:09am

      I’m going with slim to none. It’s just not heinous enough.

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    sukatraAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 9:48am

    From the Bloomberg article linked above (regarding his raising drug prices):

    “Shkreli initially responded to the criticism by saying he would lower the Daraprim price and then changed his mind again. When Hillary Clinton tried one more time last month to get him to cut the cost, he dismissed her with the tweet “lol.”

    Hillary’s reaction when she heard of his arrest:

    GIF
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      goddessoftransitorysukatra
      12/17/15 2:24pm
      GIF
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    courtAnna Merlan
    12/17/15 8:53am

    2 months of home confinement, except when he really needs to leave for a big gulp at 7-11, and that 100,000 dollar fine, will really show this guy what justice means!!!

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      FazeRacercourt
      12/17/15 9:02am

      Except now the feds are all up in his bizniz. Wonder what else they will find?

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      BoxTurtlecourt
      12/19/15 2:12pm

      Six months in his mom’s basement.

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    Akat101Anna Merlan
    12/17/15 9:13am

    Happy New Year to you... in jail!

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      I made a pigeonratAkat101
      12/17/15 9:54am

      As if he will get jailtime...

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      Akat101I made a pigeonrat
      12/17/15 10:11am
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