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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:25pm

    Will somebody please start buying up this jewelry so they can afford to move out of the tin walled barn they are obviously living in? I mean for shit’s sake they’re forced to use candlesticks since it doesn’t even have electricity.

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      eXtoferJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/16/15 5:30pm

      i know when I want to take a bath, I need my rack of candles and an open window next to me.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeerseXtofer
      12/16/15 5:31pm

      I just pray that flaking trim paint doesn’t have lead in it.

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    cuntybawsAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:27pm

    Does one sit in the empty bath until candle wax drips on one’s genitals?

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      Emerald D.V.cuntybaws
      12/16/15 5:33pm

      TO THE WINDOW

      TO THE WALL

      TIL THE WAX DRIP DOWN...wait, no

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorEmerald D.V.
      12/16/15 5:35pm

      HAHA

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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:56pm

    Day 326:

    My crush is going to be my plus-one at my work holiday party.

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      Pumibellicose Ibloodlesscoup
      12/16/15 6:45pm

      Congratulations! I had to read it three times before I understood. I must be chocolate deficient right now, so I shall remedy that shortly.

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      moose trutherbloodlesscoup
      12/16/15 6:51pm
      GIF
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    melliemAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:33pm

    for the love of all that is krilly and oaty, please let it be this

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      Jamie Lynn's Peersmelliem
      12/16/15 5:34pm

      No. He chose LC in the end. KCav can’t forgive that.

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      melliemJamie Lynn's Peers
      12/16/15 5:37pm

      If she can give Audrina for coming at her like a fucking piranha, surely she can forgive Brody!

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    eXtoferAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:22pm

    Molotov cocktail!

    Called it.

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      BeBit StCheseXtofer
      12/16/15 6:31pm

      Organic Artisan Krill Oil Molotov Cocktail

      Served in Vintage Mason Jar

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      eXtoferBeBit StChes
      12/16/15 6:36pm

      i like your style

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    Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Allie Jones
    12/16/15 5:34pm

    Perhaps it’s the cheeseless queso?

    I hear it’s a little bit difficult to make.

    Um...

    How about a nice salad, instead?

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      lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      12/16/15 5:37pm

      i vote noodles

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererPeen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???
      12/16/15 5:37pm

      Are we talking tossed salad????

      I’m sure Jay’s down.

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    LeftoverSpillsAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:29pm

    If what’s coming to EmeraldDuv is on fire, are they going to be selling string that goes inside candles?

    Oh maybe cross-line promotions, fringe stringed candles... IDK

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersLeftoverSpills
      12/16/15 5:34pm

      Do you mean wicks? And will they call said wicks “Candle inner fringe”

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      eXtoferLeftoverSpills
      12/16/15 5:36pm

      petite candles, pear-shape candles, candles that remind you of Ellis Island, etc.

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    UnderYetOverAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:25pm

    Kristin’s mixtape!

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererUnderYetOver
      12/16/15 5:27pm

      OH MY GOD COULD YOU IMAGINE??

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      dengeatseggdropUnderYetOver
      12/16/15 5:27pm
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    LeftoverSpillsAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:27pm

    This looks like a scene in a horror movie... WTF

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      LetsgobowlingLeftoverSpills
      12/16/15 6:01pm

      Oh no, not again! http://defamer.gawker.com/500-days-of-kr…

      I have a theory now that K’s afraid to take baths, like a pre-enlightenment European.

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    johnisforyouAllie Jones
    12/16/15 5:21pm

    you’re still doing this shit after her brother died?

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererjohnisforyou
      12/16/15 5:25pm

      Yes.

      You must not have been paying attention for the past two fucking days.

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      eXtoferjohnisforyou
      12/16/15 5:27pm

      Christmas cheer!

      Hope that helps!!

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