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    StenchofaburnerKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:51pm

    “BRUH SHE’S IN HIGH SCHOOL HANG UP,” a commenter wrote.

    “martin pedo” said another.

    “how old is she?” another commenters asked.

    When YouTube commenters (YouTube commenters, FFS!) are the voice of reason, it might be time to re-evaluate your life, your choices and your overall standing.

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      DashleyinCaliStenchofaburner
      12/17/15 12:56pm

      +1

      (Did I do it right?)

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      benjaminalloverStenchofaburner
      12/17/15 12:59pm

      Not if your aim in life is to be maximally obnoxious, which I’m pretty sure was going well for him up until today. I think some people are so bad at being good people they say, “fuck it. If I can’t win at being good I’m going to be evil. That will show everyone.” If everyone hates you, you pretend it was your idea in the first place.

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    Dr Marvin Meisner MDKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:46pm

    That pic of Shkreli on the computer with Cheetos on the floor and guitars?

    That’s every Gawker Commenter.

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      Garrity UpstairsDr Marvin Meisner MD
      12/17/15 12:48pm

      Wrong! I’m on the toilet! Who’s the loser now?

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      Still-Celia is NeverfuckingvotingforhillsxoDr Marvin Meisner MD
      12/17/15 12:49pm

      YOU RESPECT CHEETOS! THEY ARE DELICIOUS.

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    eliezabethKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:49pm

    You know you’re a shitty human being when you can’t even pay someone to let you go down on them.

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      TheSingularityeliezabeth
      12/17/15 12:58pm

      My first thought was... “ten grand, huh? Hmmm...”, and then I looked at his photo again and was like “Fuck no”.

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      eliezabethTheSingularity
      12/17/15 1:01pm

      Right?! That’s a lot of money for something where I don’t even have to look at him. I could like, not shave for a month and then take a video of him picking pubes out of his incisors. But I’m sure he’d find some way to screw up this sweetheart of a deal.

      I mean besides just by being himself.

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    puncha yo bunsKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:44pm

    Man. Gawker singlehandedly redefining “Kick a man while he’s down.”

    Just make sure you guys move to the side at some point so we can all get in a shot!

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemspuncha yo buns
      12/17/15 12:47pm

      You're going to have a hard time manufacturing any sympathy for this douche potato.

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      puncha yo buns99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      12/17/15 12:49pm

      Oh no this wasn’t sympathy/sarcasm. I am happy for all the karmic comeuppance he receives, I legitimately want to see him on the floor and squirming. And then kicked repeatedly.

      This was me praising Gawker for being really fucking good at it.

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    Cam/ronKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:41pm

    Please tell me his guitar chops are on par with Fred Durst. Please, please.

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      blameitonthecroutons goodbye tourCam/ron
      12/17/15 12:43pm

      Of course that fucking turd has a Marshall stack.

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      Dr Marvin Meisner MDblameitonthecroutons goodbye tour
      12/17/15 12:45pm

      Marshall < Mesa

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:52pm

    Huh. Who woulda thought? The asshat who looks like a greasy creeper turns out to be a greasy creeper.

    Man! I am enjoying the shit out of this dude's fall.

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      FeministLawyerIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      12/17/15 3:37pm

      I know. Tomorrow is my birthday, and this has been the best present ever. Honestly, it is so nice to see this little POS get what he has coming to him.

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      IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerFeministLawyer
      12/17/15 4:45pm

      Well, let me be the (assumed) first to wish you a happy birthday!

      And, if I'm not, I hope you have a good one, anyway.

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    ThrumbolioKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:50pm

    He’s one night of memorizing John Mayer tabs away from getting to third base!

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      illuminatus1313Thrumbolio
      12/17/15 2:45pm

      With himself?

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      Thrumbolioilluminatus1313
      12/17/15 2:47pm

      Could be! Doesn’t really look limber, but he might be able to bend over far enough.

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    SpringSprungKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:50pm

    It’s amazing that no matter how many layers you peel away from a piece of shit, it’s still shit.

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      DarthPumpkinSpringSprung
      12/17/15 12:53pm

      Shkreli is like a shit mobius strip. Shittiness without a beginning or end.

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    CultureCannibalKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:47pm

    THIS MAN IS THE GROSSEST GROSS IN ALL OF GROSSVILLE

    (seriously...he should run for mayor.)

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesCultureCannibal
      12/17/15 12:59pm

      Oh what?

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      Jerk StoreCultureCannibal
      12/17/15 1:27pm

      Even his vocal fry accent is f’n gross.

      “that’s saaaahhd”. 😝

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    diamond-walled-pandemoniumKate Knibbs
    12/17/15 12:53pm

    1) needs to pay for sex

    2) needs to pay for friends

    sounds about right.

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