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    BartlebyAshley Feinberg
    12/16/15 1:28pm

    His face looks like those cartoons where someone gets hit in the face with a skillet, and their face is flattened. I wonder if someone hit him in the face with a skillet? I would like to hit him in the face with a skillet. I just violated my agency’s workplace violence rules. I don’t have a skillet, though, so I should be safe. Maybe someone will give me a skillet for Christmas. I wonder why I can’t get anything done today? I love coffee.

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      Meanwhile, ElsewhereBartleby
      12/16/15 2:23pm

      The British have a phrase I adore, face like a slapped ass. He has one.

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      Kaye Syrah SyrahBartleby
      12/16/15 2:26pm

      I will absolutely get you a skillet, just so long as you promise to use violating your agency’s workplace violence rules on Donald’s face.

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    trichobezoar2Ashley Feinberg
    12/16/15 1:29pm

    What’s with Trump’s constant mugging? Wouldn’t media advisers tell him to at least try to look like a serious human being?

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivestrichobezoar2
      12/16/15 1:47pm

      lol, media advisors. As if he listens to anyone tell him something he actually needs to hear instead of what he wants to hear. You’re funny. lol

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      RobNYCtrichobezoar2
      12/16/15 1:59pm

      Looking like an idiot seems to be working out for him.

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    thatguywhodidthatthingAshley Feinberg
    12/16/15 1:28pm

    There are two presidential candidates who won’t start world war three - Rand Paul and Bernie Sanders.

    So - we’re fucked...

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      bigdthatguywhodidthatthing
      12/16/15 6:10pm

      The only two sensible candidates really.

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      Hello_Madam_Presidentbigd
      12/16/15 10:24pm

      Not sure how you could pull for both of them at the same time, haha... Bernie is pretty much 1 million percent about redistribution of wealth by government intervention. Rand Paul thinks he’s an anarchist.

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    Justice Rains From My ButtAshley Feinberg
    12/16/15 1:26pm

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      SpongyFrogJustice Rains From My Butt
      12/16/15 3:42pm

      I never knew videos like these existed. Thanks for showing them!

      This one is VERY suspenseful and dramatic. requires sound for the full emotional impact to be realized.

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      Justice Rains From My ButtSpongyFrog
      12/16/15 3:48pm

      The music really captures the emotion of the moment. Very moving.

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    VtDkDudeAshley Feinberg
    12/16/15 1:29pm

    It’s like when all your drunk uncles got together and starting fighting! Or, as in my case, Thanksgiving afternoon!!!

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      Cam/ronVtDkDude
      12/16/15 1:33pm

      One thing that bugs me about Bernie is that he often comes across as a surly uncle who’ll flip over a kitchen table if a brother-in-law dares to disagree with him on an issue.

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      VtDkDudeCam/ron
      12/16/15 1:43pm

      Nah, Bernie is pretty chill. He is just a loud NYer. He is the uncle that would make some great point, drop the mic and go get some more turkey.

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    Sean BondAshley Feinberg
    12/16/15 1:31pm

    I barely made it through this 5 minute supercut; I have no idea how there are people watching entire debates with this collection of lizards.

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      philaDLJSean Bond
      12/16/15 3:26pm

      I liken it to abstract performance art, with the goal of using as much language as possible without saying anything

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    ThrumbolioAshley Feinberg
    12/16/15 1:27pm

    Yeah, I’ve given right the fuck up. Well, never started, to be fair.

    Though at least this cycle threatens to ACTUALLY detonate the GOP, which is a net plus (provided the aftermath sees the formation of something halfway competent and/or efficient). Other than that, bleh.

    Vote Prez Rickard!

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      notallbrosThrumbolio
      12/16/15 1:36pm

      I don’t think it even matters. To me, the biggest issue in politics is the influence of money and neither of the parties will stand up to that.

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      Thrumbolionotallbros
      12/16/15 1:37pm

      Yeah, that’s certainly a factor. It’d be less of a factor if we didn’t allow it to sway us so effectively, IMO.

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    mdindcAshley Feinberg
    12/16/15 1:33pm

    ...but if you want someone to drive you home...

    I laughed so hard at this.

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      matt.maraAshley Feinberg
      12/16/15 1:28pm

      Holy fuck balls—

      There have only been five?

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        hotoynoodlematt.mara
        12/16/15 1:32pm

        right? the added cherry on the shit sundae is that many of these guys have actually been campaigning for over a year. i am sick to death of seeing their lying faces spewing hate and lying more lies.

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        puncha yo bunsmatt.mara
        12/16/15 1:40pm

        ONLY?!? You must be a special kind of masochist.

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      fighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian SrAshley Feinberg
      12/16/15 1:40pm

      Jeb Bush’s admission that his joke totally bombed at 0:29 is the most uncomfortable I’ve ever felt for another human being

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        kindergoth sissygeekfighting polish is David Schwimmer as Rob Kardashian Sr
        12/16/15 2:43pm

        He appears pathetic. Often.

        Reluctantly, I’ll say something nice about Jeb. For a few moments after he admits to having smoked marijuana? He appeared more genuine than the tedious palaver oozing from every other second of this video collage. (Though the first part of his response? Obviously preplanned and scripted.)

        Observe as our expectations for political debate sink to subpelagic depths. “Damning with faint praise” is understatement. One of the GOP candidates (briefly) resembled a normal human being. I was surprised.

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