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    Ken Yadiggit, AdiosJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 9:57am

    I think something inside my brain just broke.

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      GELLA - LLAPKen Yadiggit, Adios
      12/16/15 9:59am

      i think i am going back to bed

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneGELLA - LLAP
      12/16/15 10:01am

      god, i wish that was an actual option.

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    courtJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 9:58am

    I will just leave this here. Along with affluenza sociopath, this story kills my heart. Our fifth rescue baby.

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      sparklycarkleecourt
      12/16/15 10:00am

      thank you for this kitty.

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      The Noble Renardcourt
      12/16/15 10:03am

      I just want you to know I appreciate you and your beautiful baby.

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    PhyllisNeflerJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 9:54am

    EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE

    happy holidays.

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      VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverPhyllisNefler
      12/16/15 10:12am

      Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

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      "Like those joke Glasses?" -D.S.PhyllisNefler
      12/16/15 10:26am

      Including my Holidays

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    recidiviciousJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 9:58am

    Falling into vaginas?

    GIF
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      SnapTestrecidivicious
      12/16/15 10:05am

      Was coming to say this exact thing.

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      VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverrecidivicious
      12/16/15 10:11am

      Perfect gif is perfect.

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    duckjumperJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 10:22am

    I am going to follow suit and share this picture of my exceptionally adorable puppy in the hopes of potentially circumventing some jezzie’s sociopathy-enduced rage at this article. Because in all seriousness, what the ever loving fk.

    (I’d apologise for the size of the picture....but he’s just so damn cute...)

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      LILLADYLIZduckjumper
      12/16/15 10:47am

      What a precious BABY!

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      ChalupaBatwoman got a new work computerduckjumper
      12/16/15 11:03am

      I want to kiss his little nose and rub my face with his cute little ears

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    Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 10:13am

    “I’m fragile,” Abdulaziz said. “I fell down but nothing ever happened between me and this girl, nothing ever happened.”

    GIF
    GIF
    GIF
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      quagmireMike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiast
      12/16/15 10:16am

      All of the points for My Cousin Vinnie.

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      Mike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiastquagmire
      12/16/15 10:17am

      I still love how procedurally accurate it is.

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    sparklycarkleeJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 9:57am

    “I’m fragile”

    I FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE.

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      usedtobeheresparklycarklee
      12/16/15 10:02am

      ^ This. Everyone’s fragile when boots get laid into them. Him? He’s just a horrible person. The end.

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      sparklycarkleeusedtobehere
      12/16/15 10:06am

      APPARENTLY HE WASN’T TOO FRAGILE TO BE WALKING AROUND WITH A BONER! JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT AN 18 YEAR OLD WAS “LAYING ON THE GROUND” FOR HIM TO “FALL IN” “BY ACCIDENT”! WHOOPS!

      it's 10am here. too early to start chugging wine at my desk?

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Joanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 10:04am

    Wow. Excellent. I guess you really can rape a woman and say literally anything that pops into your head as the reason and you will totally get away with it. GREAT. SUPER.

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      durkbotOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      12/16/15 10:18am

      I guess you really can rape a woman and say literally anything that pops into your head as the reason and if you’re a millionaire you will totally get away with it.

      Fixed that for you.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.durkbot
      12/16/15 10:44am

      Well I mean only 2% of all rapes result in jail time, so you really don't have to be a millionaire.

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    Murry ChangJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 10:05am

    Like I said in the last article: People simply don’t understand us clumsy folks who just so happen to have gigantic, constantly erect schlongs. Sometimes we just trip over something in the middle of the night in a bedroom and suddenly ‘whoops, sex happened!’

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      recidiviciousMurry Chang
      12/16/15 2:11pm

      In order to actually fall in, were that actually physically possible, I don’t think gigantism is the problem.

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      Supernova: Bullshit JediMurry Chang
      12/16/15 3:04pm

      Is that what people mean when they say “fell pregnant?”

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    The Cranberry Cap'nJoanna Rothkopf
    12/16/15 10:03am

    Are you fucking kidding me. Please, let an appeal go through and let him be convicted before the “clumsy clause” becomes a thing in rape trials.

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      SnapTestThe Cranberry Cap'n
      12/16/15 10:09am

      I don’t really know how/if that process works in the British justice system :/

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      Brad ErthalThe Cranberry Cap'n
      12/16/15 10:14am

      I’m not well-acquainted with the law in the U.K., but do you know if this can be appealed there? In the U.S. I don’t think this could ever go to another round because our prohibition against double jeopardy is very strong.

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