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    ReginaDentataRachel Vorona Cote
    12/14/15 9:21pm

    “the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

    oh ok um actually no thanks then

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      piperamReginaDentata
      12/14/15 9:23pm

      Right?! What’s the point then??

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      FazeRacerReginaDentata
      12/14/15 9:30pm

      Exactly. Didn’t Tim Tebow’s gf dump him for this exact reason?

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    Rando CalrissianRachel Vorona Cote
    12/14/15 9:22pm

    I’m not down with a Moody Bible Institute grad. I know it’s not Wheaton. But yeah. HARD PASS.

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      ChiTheaterGirlRando Calrissian
      12/14/15 10:16pm

      A friend tried to set me up with a guy who’d just graduated from Moody. We were already on a group outing with the dude when she told me, so I had to figure out how to convey, “What about me indicates I would be interested in someone who went to Bible college?” using only facial expressions. It was rough.

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      HanzelpantsRando Calrissian
      12/14/15 10:26pm

      Yeah, Wheaton is actually a good school. it’s actually a very respected college, even though the students were banned from dancing until about 10 years ago.

      Moody Bible institute was the more Jesus focused school the same people opened up. They are still not allowed to dance.

      Oh yeah, and the Institute isn’t even accredited. Because science.

      Literally. They don’t teach science.

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    Ginger Is A ConstructRachel Vorona Cote
    12/14/15 9:36pm

    “The recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

    Is this viral marketing for Sean Hannity’s Conservative Dating Site?

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      opheeliaGinger Is A Construct
      12/14/15 9:44pm

      That was my first thought, too!!!!

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      Paranoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)Ginger Is A Construct
      12/14/15 9:55pm

      Jeez, is that a thing? Ew.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaRachel Vorona Cote
    12/14/15 9:20pm

    THIRSTY AS HELL.

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    NO SHAME OVER HERE.

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      as ripley said to the android bishopCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      12/14/15 9:46pm
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      Masshole JamesCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      12/14/15 10:47pm

      He’s addicted to porn, which is great, but he’s also addicted to Jesus, which is terrible. I have a feeling from what little of his blog I was able to read before throwing up, that he’s a Mike Huckabee/Sarah Palin-type psycho.

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    this-is-why-i-drinkRachel Vorona Cote
    12/14/15 9:36pm

    I don’t know what The Moody Bible Institute is but I hope it’s where people study the angsty side of Jesus.

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      IHaveATheoryItCouldBeBunniesthis-is-why-i-drink
      12/14/15 10:05pm

      I loled.

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      AllieFthis-is-why-i-drink
      12/15/15 1:48am

      How does this not have all the stars???

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    V.Rachel Vorona Cote
    12/15/15 8:16am

    A cute guy with a ripped body, a set of morals and a lack of philandering? Pfsha who wants one of them right? Not convinced I’d be able to tolerate the religious aspect, but he’s pretty to look at! I’d expect him to propose though!

    As for breaking in virgins, I find it both slightly ironic and deeply hypocritical when people (generally) and Jezzies in particular whine about how unfair it is that Men are encouraged to whore around while women should stay pure and virginal, and how promiscuous men are ‘studs’ and promiscuous women are ‘whores’ and ‘sluts’, only to be presented with a virgin guy and be all ‘nope, I like my guys to know what they’re doing thanks’ - this is simply encouraging the stereotype. Personally I like the idea of breaking in a virgin - if he doesn’t have any experience of other women, he’s not going to have anything to judge you against is he? Sure, he’ll probably take a while to ‘get into the groove’ and will probably come the second he gets inside, but half the fun is teaching him how to pleasure you - nothing is worse than a lover who thinks they know everything just because it worked for a couple of other girlfriends and pokes around your nether regions all ‘yeah you love it don’t you baby’ while you wince in discomfort. I’m employing hyperbole, but you get my meaning.

    My current Fiance has a considerable ‘back catalogue’ of experience and I came into the relationship almost a virgin with only a single, shitty experience to go on - it didn’t take him long to ‘train me’ in what he liked and didn’t like: I’m like a custom, heat-moulded insole - I conform perfectly to his exact requirements. On the other hand, whilst he has been a vigorous and diligent learner, it is taking me much much MUCH longer to break him of his previous bad habits and I can’t help but feel a bit like a virgin is a piece of clay - for you to mould in exactly the way you want to.

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      nacl3456V.
      12/15/15 12:46pm

      No one is encouraging the stereotype. We want it to be ok for everyone to, as you put it, “whore around.”

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      KaraThrace,LikeEverybody,LovesHypnoToadV.
      12/15/15 2:22pm

      your post made me sad on so many levels, but this really took the cake:

      “it didn’t take him long to ‘train me’ in what he liked and didn’t like: I’m like a custom, heat-moulded insole - I conform perfectly to his exact requirements.”

      just no. so much wrong with everything you said, but this had me actually saying “oh hell no!” out loud. i mean, wow. i hope you find someone who helps you find your OWN groove in the sack and elsewhere, because...i’m not trying to shame you or anything, i just seriously hope someday you find a better sexual relationship than what you’ve described because it sounds awful, and there is way better to be had out there.

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    Masshole JamesRachel Vorona Cote
    12/14/15 10:50pm

    Ladies & Gentlemen, here’s someone similar that won’t make you hate yourself afterwards, because he’s not a religious psycho.

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      RowcatLoverOfScienceMasshole James
      12/14/15 11:02pm

      Thanks for doing God’s work, and unlike Mr. DreamyButNoThankYou, the kind I can actually get behind.

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      Masshole JamesRowcatLoverOfScience
      12/14/15 11:06pm

      Or in front of, depending on one’s mood.

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    spotofluffRachel Vorona Cote
    12/14/15 10:02pm

    Interesting twist: he says he is a porn addict (I am only sharing this because it’s the first post on his blog that he shouted out)

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      Hanzelpantsspotofluff
      12/14/15 10:27pm

      AND the second post.

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      Classicblanca Filmspotofluff
      12/14/15 11:51pm

      Hmmm, wonder why such a dependency on porn would happen here?!

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    MS_OHRachel Vorona Cote
    12/14/15 9:23pm

    How many are UNFRIEND UNFRIEND upon hearing Moody Bible Institute...

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      puttputtbuttRachel Vorona Cote
      12/14/15 9:34pm

      Porn: The Absence of Weight and Imminence

      Porn: Why I’m the D-Bag in the Gym

      His most recent blog posts. HARD PASS

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        Sipowitzputtputtbutt
        12/14/15 10:08pm
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        ᘻalcriaᖱaputtputtbutt
        12/14/15 10:15pm

        Ugh. There goes my fantasy.

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