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    JeffersonMurderStassa Edwards
    12/13/15 1:54pm

    I’m completely fine with the very real possibility that I will live out the rest of my life having never watched this video.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.JeffersonMurder
      12/13/15 2:01pm

      You are so much smarter than me. I watched the entire thing and I will forever regret it. FOR-EV-ER.

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      randilynisFINDILYNOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      12/13/15 2:07pm

      I decided to wait until after I read the comments. yay!

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    Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantStassa Edwards
    12/13/15 1:38pm

    I hate, HATE, adults in baby costumes, I don’t care what statement she’s trying to make. I still have nightmares about that cold medication commercial that featured a man with a fucking baby head.

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      scardarstKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      12/13/15 1:48pm

      Agreed! Adults in baby costumes, adults with kid voices in commercials, or vice versa, those messed up Halloween store adult baby Halloween costumes. I find it all so creepy and unsettling. Adult babies make me want to jump out the window.

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      Kris-the-Needlessly-Defiantscardarst
      12/13/15 1:55pm

      Considering pretending to be a baby is pretty big in fetish circles, it’s oddly unsettling that it’s also a mainstream Halloween costume.

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    VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverStassa Edwards
    12/13/15 1:36pm

    Ariana Grande has to be pissed off that Miley is stealing her gimmick.

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      Dancin' in HeavenVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      12/13/15 1:56pm

      No one puts baby A in the corner. No one!!!

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    Jane, you ignorant slut.Stassa Edwards
    12/13/15 1:35pm

    I guess I missed the moment when adult baby fetishes went mainstream. I would have been okay with a world where they hadn't.

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      Space MadnessJane, you ignorant slut.
      12/13/15 1:44pm

      Pedophilia has been a mainstream thing in the entertainment industry forever. Except it’s usually about making babies into sex objects, not sex objects into babies.

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      ihatebrasJane, you ignorant slut.
      12/13/15 1:45pm

      First and foremost you kinja name is fantastic and it made my day.

      Also, whenever I see adults in baby outfits all I think about is my 75 year old landlord who used to throw fetish parties. I lived on a really fun art commune once upon a time and the guy who owned the property used to dress up like a giant baby and throw fetish parties twice a year with people who wore furry costumes etc. He was the nicest guy and a great landlord but the big baby thing totally tripped me out. I see Miley dressed like this and that’s all I think about are those parties and taking out my trash while bumping into a giant baby making out with a giant raccoon.

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    Space MadnessStassa Edwards
    12/13/15 1:40pm

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      CaveySpace Madness
      12/13/15 1:53pm

      Random Hannibal Buress cameo!

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      spotofluffSpace Madness
      12/13/15 1:58pm

      Haha just posted this!

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    SDZStassa Edwards
    12/13/15 1:56pm

    Goddamn it, Miley. This song sounds good to me. Why couldn't the lyrics be literally anything else?

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      PyraxSDZ
      12/14/15 10:12am

      Did you read the lyrics? They’re actually thoughtful and about how Miley’s guy is treating her like a baby/child and how she’s uncomfortable with how he dominates what she wants.

      This article just looked at the video and passed judgement imo.

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      SDZPyrax
      12/14/15 5:48pm

      You're confusing the lyrics with what you are reading into the lyrics. The baby talking thing isn't something Miley finds patronizing. It's something she finds embarrassing. I give Miley props for her activism in real life but it ain't here

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    clockworkandcameosStassa Edwards
    12/13/15 2:04pm

    I wonder if I will ever get that extremely relieved moment that a relationship ended like Liam Hemsworth is probably having right now.

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      Marlene Freaktrickclockworkandcameos
      12/13/15 8:41pm

      I’ve felt that feeling, it’s great but depressing because you realize you actually WANTED to be with THAT person. ewwww

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Stassa Edwards
    12/13/15 2:04pm

    That was so fucking creepy.

    Also, you know when kids who first start cussing throw ‘fuck’ into conversations every other word just to show that they CAN? That is what Miley seems like she is doing in all of the spoken parts.

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      Your Cruise Director JulieOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      12/13/15 4:33pm

      Doing things just to prove she can is pretty much her entire career now. The next stop for her is a Brown Bunny video or photo shoot with creepy Uncle Terry Richardson.

      Her voice sounds a little rough too. All that weed and partying is taking a toll.

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      yomamasohealthyOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      12/13/15 5:43pm

      It reminds me of prep school kids acting like they’re gangsters. More sad than shocking.

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    JustSmileandNodStassa Edwards
    12/13/15 1:46pm

    I hate baby talk; my mom will insert infantalized versions of common words and it drives me up the fucking wall.

    This video is repulsive and will give me nightmares and I could only make it through 1:07 of it.

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      randilynisFINDILYNJustSmileandNod
      12/13/15 2:08pm

      Every time my mom says “jelly” for jealous, I get jelly over anyone who’s gotten away with matricide.

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      BurleyQGirlrandilynisFINDILYN
      12/13/15 3:14pm

      My mom’s recently picked up “cray cray.”

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    the slaughterhouse spouseStassa Edwards
    12/13/15 2:12pm

    I know this is not going to be a popular opinion and maybe I am not thinking hard enough (or too hard, can’t decide) but I think the point of the song is that she is also pointing out how fucked up the baby fetish is.

    The entire song is about her wanting her boyfriend to stfu and stop using baby talk with her. She’s not using it in the same way Katy Perry was earnestly capitalizing on the fetishization in Teenage Dream.

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      usedtobeherethe slaughterhouse spouse
      12/13/15 3:40pm

      I’m not going to judge legit adult baby fetishists: ykinmk, and that’s ok.

      But your second paragraph, that makes a lot of sense. That fits with the lyrics quoted in the article.

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