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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesBrendan O'Connor
    12/10/15 1:02am

    They say, ‘Donald, you brought something up to the fore that is so brilliant and so fantastic.’

    Why, why, why does he speak like this? I’ve never heard anyone else speak like this. I can’t even really call it childish, because I know of no child who speaks like this. It’s just weird. Every fucking thing is a superlative.

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      Cyber Mind GrrlGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      12/10/15 2:49am

      Exactly what I was thinking.

      “Donald your ideas are SO fantastic and SO brilliant! I think it YUUUGE that you want to keep all my Muslim friends and family out of the country! Thank you SO MUCH!”

      Said no one ever.

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      kindergoth sissygeekGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      12/10/15 2:51am

      If that were true, it would bother me tremendously. But of course, if you were a racist, you probably wouldn’t care. But if things are true, it would bother me. But if it’s so false, and honestly I don’t hear it often.


      “Illogical! Please explain. Only humans can explain their behavior. Please explain.”

      “I am not programmed to respond in that area.”

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    Brendan O'ConnorBrendan O'Connor
    12/09/15 11:21pm

    lol

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteBrendan O'Connor
      12/10/15 12:09am
      GIF
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      IPoopedMyPantsBrendan O'Connor
      12/10/15 12:36am

      Didn’t see it but I’m sure it’s a bigots comfort food.

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    jrfunkensteinBrendan O'Connor
    12/09/15 11:02pm

    This narcissistic peon is the most delusional lunatic in history.

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      Cyber Mind Grrljrfunkenstein
      12/10/15 2:52am

      And makes the least amount of sense. Ever.

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      jrfunkensteinCyber Mind Grrl
      12/10/15 6:13am

      Can you imagine the drooling knuckle dragging mentality required to support this despicable creep?

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    Higinx1Brendan O'Connor
    12/10/15 12:46am

    When are we going to stop talking about how incredibly stupid and ignorant Donald J Trump is and start talking about how incredibly stupid and ignorant the American voters who support this POS are as well?

    Calling out Trump for his asinine, xenophonic, fear-mongering politics is not getting us anywhere. I want someone to publicly shame the uneducated, asshole Americans whom think this candy ass dick fudge is a viable presidential candidate.

    God damnit.

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      nice_marmotHiginx1
      12/10/15 2:28am

      When are we going to stop talking about how incredibly stupid and ignorant Donald J Trump is and start talking about how incredibly stupid and ignorant the American voters who support this POS are as well?

      We have been. It’s not working.

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      wcleaverkgbHiginx1
      12/10/15 3:17am

      You know, every time I see those booger-eating mouth breathers that they stack like cordwood behind Trump at his “speaking engagements,” I think for just a second how fair it would be for their lives to be fucked up beyond all recognition by way of a Trump presidency. But then of course I realized that they ARE low-functioning imbeciles without a synapse to share among them, so they probably wouldn’t know that the world was truly imperiled by their megalomaniac candidate—as the rest of us sign up for the cyanide-capsule distribution.

      It is BEYOND sad, depressing, and hopeless to know that many millions would gladly cast their vote for a no-talent reality star. (Oxymoron fully intended.)

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    Deadly the EternalBrendan O'Connor
    12/10/15 1:27am

    So, he loves everyone and hates everyone at the same time. That’s Trump for you. I also wonder who these Muslim friends he speaks of. Maybe he’s one of the only adults on the planet who still has imaginary friends.

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      suppiluliumasDeadly the Eternal
      12/10/15 2:38am

      I love this tweet.

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      Cyber Mind GrrlDeadly the Eternal
      12/10/15 2:51am

      No no, he hates everyone BECAUSE he loves them so much. See he just wants to keep all of America safe from the Mexican rapists and the Muslim terrorists. Problem is that he has absolutely zero ability for nuanced thinking so obviously ALL Mexicans are rapists and ALL Muslims are terrorists. Except for a few good ones, of course.

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    Blood Cubic ZirconiaBrendan O'Connor
    12/09/15 11:07pm

    “I have many friends who are Muslims”

    The old “I have many friends who are [X]” defense. I don’t know how he plans to create jobs when he won’t even throw some bucks to a PR team.

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      dothedewBlood Cubic Zirconia
      12/09/15 11:32pm

      He should at least trot one or two of them out just to show us. Isn’t that how it’s usually done?

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      Fred Garvin Male Prostitutedothedew
      12/10/15 12:09am
      GIF
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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsBrendan O'Connor
    12/09/15 11:58pm

    I am pretty sure Donald’s Muslim friends are hanging out with that girl I had sex with on summer break in middle school who you wouldn’t know cuz she lives in Canada and was only down here for two weeks. I got her address and everything but the long distance thing never works out.

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      PetyrBaelish99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      12/10/15 2:19am

      That slut! She gave it up to you too?

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      cheerful_exgirlfriend99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      12/10/15 2:40am

      Georgette Glass?

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    gilbertkittensBrendan O'Connor
    12/10/15 10:34am

    “If that were true, it would bother me tremendously,” Trump said. “But of course, if you were a racist, you probably wouldn’t care. But if things are true, it would bother me. But if it’s so false, and honestly I don’t hear it often.”

    Wh-wh-what?!!?

    #1 if you were Hitler, being called Hitler wouldn’t bother you, ergo, the fact that being called Hitler doesn’t bother you must mean that you are, in fact, Hitler.

    #2 You say that exact thing in your own word salad.

    #3 I’ve heard it at least 100 times in the last two days. Are you deaf?

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      JanglingJackgilbertkittens
      12/10/15 12:19pm

      I don’t know why I’m coming to his defense, because I think he’s a total scumbag and this is one of the most poorly constructed series of sentences I’ve read in a long time, BUT. Just for logic’s sake, I have to point out that #1 he was saying if he was Hitler it WOULD bother him, not the other way around. And that since he isn’t Hitler it doesn’t bother him. So while it doesn’t make sense in realistic terms (if he was racist I’m certain it wouldn’t bother him to be called as much) it does make a small degree of sense on a logical level. I had to take the whole quote apart piece by piece to try to see what he was saying and obviously it’s still complete and utter bullshit, but it does have its own internal logic.

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      gilbertkittensJanglingJack
      12/10/15 12:34pm

      Trump 2016: Internal logic . . . It’s all I’ve got!

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    filthynipplesBrendan O'Connor
    12/09/15 11:07pm

    I sure hope this isn’t the last post on Gawker about that guy...

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      Jerry-Netherlandfilthynipples
      12/10/15 1:44am

      Don Lemon is always worth a good post.

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    yamaha headsBrendan O'Connor
    12/09/15 11:39pm

    Everything is “brilliant” and “fantastic” and “luxurious” and “huge” with Trump. He’s so obviously a cunning dumbass. People are like “well he’s a hugely successful businessman, so he MUST be smart!” He’s just a reactionary fucking idiot. The system is rigged so that coming from wealth and being a complete and utter fucking moron allow you to succeed in this country. The same applies to Capitol Hill. You don’t have to be smart to be successful in this country. You just have to be ruthless.

    Fuck you, Donald Trump. Fight me, hairdo.

    Yes I am drunk.

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      nice_marmotyamaha heads
      12/10/15 2:26am

      You may be drunk, but you just produced more complete sentences in that one post than Donald Trump has in the last calendar year.

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