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    devintoddishAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:41pm

    So after firing all those other people, this is what gawker chose to keep? Isn’t this crap more fit for jezebel since gawker is *supposed* to be about politics? This is the longest trolling i’ve ever seen, and it’s not journalism.

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      Emerald D.V.devintoddish
      12/08/15 5:42pm

      You’re so close, but you’re still so far away.

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      Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & Boatindevintoddish
      12/08/15 5:44pm
      GIF
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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:35pm

    Nothing in this life is free. NOTHING.

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      festivusaziliCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      12/08/15 5:38pm

      Not even Kristin’s holiday interior decorating inspiration?

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      logophobe, desperate dadCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      12/08/15 5:40pm

      *points to kool-aid*

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    Kid MexicoAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:34pm

    I will pay for your app subscription, Ms. Jones. It’s the least I can do, especially because you couldn’t pay me enough to actually read those articles.

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      melliemKid Mexico
      12/08/15 5:37pm

      Who paid you to read this one, genius?

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      Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & BoatinKid Mexico
      12/08/15 5:38pm

      *articels

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    crouching tigerAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:38pm

    Kristin’s shilling Christmas Agaves now.

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      Pumibellicose Icrouching tiger
      12/08/15 5:43pm

      Is this her Christmas tree, really?

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      SmoothieKingcrouching tiger
      12/08/15 5:47pm

      BAAAAAAHHHHHH! WTF, is that? That thing makes the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, look like the National Christmas Tree. Is that almond butter hanging from one of it’s thingies. Those are not branches, so I’ve no idea what to call them.

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    ninjaginAllie Jones
    12/08/15 6:20pm

    It’s nice to be back in the MHC, and when it’s so warm, too! I shall have to wash cars, this week. California was nice. I had a great time, and I love staying on the Queen Mary. It’s been exceedingly breezy today, and while I hope it abates, I know the jet stream has other plans. I spotted Bob the cat this morning in my trellis. I made kitty-kitty noises but he was not amused and disappeared over the top of my garage. Sometimes Bob is an antisocial jerk.

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???ninjagin
      12/08/15 6:51pm

      I’ve always wanted to stay on the Queen Mary ever since hearing it was turned into a hotel.

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      Pumibellicose Ininjagin
      12/08/15 7:09pm

      I’m sorry to be that person, but what is MHC? I looked it up, but none of my hits fit contextually.

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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:32pm

    Day 318:

    90% sure my boss went to the Timbers’ victory parade when he had an “appointment,” and 100% not even mad. I would have wanted to go, but parking and rain and gross. There’s a celebration at Providence Park tonight, and I’ve decided not to go to that either.

    This area is currently experiencing massive flooding, and slowly a lot of people, A LOT of people, are finding out they don’t have flood insurance, and are getting REAL MAD.

    I don’t know where I’m going with this. I normally love the rain, but it makes work suck, and makes me less excited about celebrating joyous things since it’s SO BAD right now.

    Lots of CAPS LOCK today. I need a nap and/or retail therapy.

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererbloodlesscoup
      12/08/15 5:36pm

      CAPS LOCK IS THE BEST LOCK.

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      SmoothieKingbloodlesscoup
      12/08/15 5:38pm

      You’re in the midst of a semi-natural disaster. So, you should watch the latest Supergirl episode. It would be very on point for you and your current mood.

      I have to say, I like the show very much. It’s very good. Which shocks the heck out of me. Seriously, I only watched it to rip it to shreds, then low an behold, it worked. Good god, is she likable. I could see you and Supergirl, being besties.

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    Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:51pm

    That’s ok. I prefer LC’s free tips on how to make 3 kinds of your own Christmas ornaments anyway.

    https://laurenconrad.com/blog/2015/12/d…

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      Pumibellicose IKrill Baby Krill
      12/08/15 6:23pm

      oh no you di’int!

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Krill Baby Krill
      12/08/15 6:25pm

      Blasphemy!

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    lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:35pm

    i’m from the school of “more is more” when it comes to holiday decorating

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      Psychopomps: Taking Gawker to the Great Blog in the Skylysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      12/08/15 5:39pm

      Does that Tigger-snowman thing have a dick or what

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      crouching tigerlysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
      12/08/15 5:46pm

      Careful, decorations taking up more than 35% of your yard will incur fines of up to $500/day.

      If it’s offensive to your retrograde, Baptist neighbors, that is.

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    2DollarzAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:31pm

    Wait you’ll invest in 500 daily posts but not $3 a month? On a go forward basis, we’re talking $18.

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      Emerald D.V.2Dollarz
      12/08/15 5:33pm

      If it means so much to you, $3 is a small price to pay, no?

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      dengeatseggdrop2Dollarz
      12/08/15 5:35pm

      Let me check the torrents. Surely someone has a cracked non-pay version, no?

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    LeftoverSpillsAllie Jones
    12/08/15 5:43pm

    There better have been lots of fringe decorations. I would know but I cannot afford $2.99/mth USD

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      LeftoverSpillsLeftoverSpills
      12/08/15 5:51pm
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererLeftoverSpills
      12/08/15 5:55pm

      I got really scared because at first glance I thought that was money all fringed up.

      A 1% tree.

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