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    UnderYetOverAllie Jones
    12/07/15 5:58pm

    Kristin’s brother is still suspiciously missing. =(

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      Sid and FinancyUnderYetOver
      12/07/15 5:59pm

      No surprise. He was a bottle baby.

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      filmgirlUnderYetOver
      12/07/15 6:00pm

      I thought it would be innapproriate for this since he is missing. Not that I care at all about Kristin and her book.

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    jeffvanhungryAllie Jones
    12/07/15 6:03pm

    After the past few posts full of political drivel, then reading Kristin’s sage advice yet again, it just hit me. Clear as day.

    KRISTIN FOR PRESIDENT.

    we can do this guys.

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      Letsgobowlingjeffvanhungry
      12/07/15 6:07pm

      She’s 28 :-(

      We’d have to get a constitutional amendment ratified by 38 states passed for this to happen before 2024. But if Trump becomes president that will CERTAINLY light a fire under my ass to make this possible before 2020.

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      a seahorsejeffvanhungry
      12/07/15 6:08pm

      We can't even get out of the grays, so this might be a bit over ambitious tbh

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    Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
    12/07/15 5:59pm

    Isn’t this her 3rd kid? Shouldn’t she know all of this by now?

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      TheEvilAttorneyKrill Baby Krill
      12/07/15 6:10pm

      She was probably making sure there was not some trendy, antivax equivalent for breastfeeding that she should help contribute misinformation to.

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      LeftoverSpillsKrill Baby Krill
      12/07/15 6:19pm

      She was finding info for her surrogacy breast-feeder.

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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    12/07/15 7:04pm

    Day 317:

    I had a rough night sleeping last night due to the onset of my hangover around 3 AM. I decided not to wash my hair today, because it looked fine enough, and didn’t even bother with dry shampoo, and I feel like in the hours since that decision was made, I’ve turned into the human version of the BP oil spill.

    My coworker is on the phone with her mom crying about her boyfriend so I guess we all gave up on work today. Some of us more involuntarily than others.

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      Beep!bloodlesscoup
      12/07/15 11:32pm

      Dry Shampoo?

      - Googles -

      WTF? It’s fucking hair spray. Marketers gonna market I guess.

      No offense intended, I love your posts.

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      todovamuymuybienBeep!
      12/08/15 10:45am

      No...the correct product to compare it to would be baby powder. For those of us with very greasy hair, it’s a necessity, not a marketing ploy.

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    brnr-01862Allie Jones
    12/07/15 6:13pm

    useless dying idiot. had enough of you. ive scryed your energies. you can expect cancer in the next year.

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      Letsgobowlingbrnr-01862
      12/07/15 6:16pm

      Astrology and mysticism are bullshit. For peddling that nonsense, my analysis of the houses of Venus indicates you will die tomorrow.

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      Krillin & Chillin, Oatin & Boatinbrnr-01862
      12/07/15 6:17pm

      Nope. Go home Stacy the bartender, you’re getting high on your own supply.

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    Mindy: Oat WhispererAllie Jones
    12/07/15 6:25pm

    Thank gd Kristin posted this... I was wondering what those things on my chest were and/or how to properly use them

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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererMindy: Oat Whisperer
      12/07/15 6:31pm

      I KNOW THEY’RE SO CONFUSING.

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      gerbilsoutofexilefinallyMindy: Oat Whisperer
      12/07/15 6:55pm

      And here I’ve been using them, and letting other people use them, the wrong way the whole time! Thanks, guuurrll!

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    bestexwifeeverAllie Jones
    12/07/15 6:59pm

    Krist’s articel is quite titillating...

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      deanmartinsrectalpolyps2bestexwifeever
      12/07/15 7:01pm

      I’m starting to experience inflammation just thinking about it.

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      LeftoverSpillsbestexwifeever
      12/08/15 11:33am

      Needs more stars! Made my morning :)

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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    12/07/15 6:04pm

    It’s great that the article includes tips for dealing with “older,” “easily distracted” babies who typically DOOOOOON’T CAAAAAAARE and just want their cigarette.

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      BosoxBobLetsgobowling
      12/07/15 6:21pm
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      500 Days of Men Need ItLetsgobowling
      12/07/15 7:20pm

      *articel

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
    12/07/15 5:59pm

    When it’s hungry?

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      OpenIntroAllie Jones
      12/07/15 6:05pm

      This is pretty piss poor of you to post about her breastfeeding habits and not her missing brother.

      GIF
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        a seahorseOpenIntro
        12/07/15 6:07pm

        Satirising the disappearance of someone’s brother seems like it would be a little de trop, non?

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        LetsgobowlingOpenIntro
        12/07/15 6:12pm

        To be sure, it's an awful situation, but I am doing my best to be piss-positive.

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