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TheEvilAttorneyAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:08pm
Since she just popped out a kid, I’m going to guess lactating somewhere.
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  Oh it's just you.TheEvilAttorney
  12/04/15 6:11pm
  Ew lol
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  eXtoferTheEvilAttorney
  12/04/15 6:13pm
  she uses “the help” for that, silly
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KaidogAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:15pm
A better question: Where ISN’T she? Hoover, Panasonic toothbrushes, Chinese Laundry, photo clickbait, Twitter, the world krill industry, Instagram, etcetera, etcetera...
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  Albert KuntekoKaidog
  12/04/15 6:39pm
  By mentioning the world krill industry you have already violated the first rule of Krill Oil Club.
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  KaidogAlbert Kunteko
  12/04/15 6:41pm
  Whatevs. #TeamCoconut is taking #TeamArthropoda DOWN.
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Cylontater: Genital WhispererAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:08pm
If “spa” means “bar” then Kristin and I have more in common than I thought.
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  eXtoferCylontater: Genital Whisperer
  12/04/15 6:14pm
  if “spa” means “bar and grill” then she and I have more in common than I thought
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  LetsgobowlingCylontater: Genital Whisperer
  12/04/15 6:33pm
  If “spa” means “bowling alley,” then-
  
  Shut up Bowling; it doesn’t. It can’t.
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KaidogAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:21pm
Guys! As of Day 313, rtf402 has declared himself #TeamKristin!

If you feel so inclined, do welcome him with a pointer to your fave DoK. He has some catching up to do!
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  KaidogKaidog
  12/04/15 6:39pm
  For example, I appreciated her very practical advice to Lindsey Lohan.
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  Pumibellicose IKaidog
  12/04/15 7:17pm
  I knew he was trying to come out by the tentative toe dips he has taken in the past few days. I may be too new to share my favorites. I would be like , “wow remember that time when someone called Kristin a murderer?”
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Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:11pm
Do you think this may be a cry for help? Does she need rescued?
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  eXtoferJamie Lynn's Peers
  12/04/15 6:18pm
  
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  lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorJamie Lynn's Peers
  12/04/15 6:20pm
  I WISH I COULD GIVE ALL THE STARS TO YOU JLP
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Ham' No's Discarded Spunk ShirtsAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:06pm
Kristin Cavallari is the only human more useless than Ted Cruz.
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  Cylontater: Genital WhispererHam' No's Discarded Spunk Shirts
  12/04/15 6:11pm
  NO ONE IS MORE USELESS THAN TED “POTATO HEAD” CRUZ SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
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  Emerald D.V.Ham' No's Discarded Spunk Shirts
  12/04/15 6:13pm
  Keep Ted away from Kristin. She just had a baby.
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bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
12/04/15 7:19pm
Day 314:

I just got a gigantic floor pillow from someone off Craigslist and it’s almost as tall as I am. So, my cat, she’s kind of sick and can’t be around my other cat, so she lives in the bathroom, and my screened-in porch (“the catio”) but not the rest of the house. So I don’t spend as much time with her as my other cat, who essentially sleeps on my head. So my sick kitteh, Nala, is going to get a LOT more lap time and reading time because I can sit on it instead of the bathroom floor and read my Kindle and it’s going to be so great, I can already tell.

I just realized I started three sentences with 'so' and I don't even care right now, I'm so pleased with this huge-ass pillow.
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  WhisperingPubesbloodlesscoup
  12/04/15 7:37pm
  What’s wrong with your kitty? Is it the fluffier one I saw in the pic you posted the other day?
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  500 Days of Men Need Itbloodlesscoup
  12/04/15 7:38pm
  Poor sick Kitteh - so glad your pillow will bring both of you comfort. There are also lots of simple things you can do to provide Nala with environmental and behavioral enrichment, if you’re still worried about the effects of her being isolated. Feel free to hit me up if you want any suggestions/resources.
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lysf: captain underpants the shovel warriorAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:30pm
possible acronyms for SPA:

School of Public Affairs

Saudi Press Agency

School of Planning and Architecture

Supreme People’s Assembly

Socialist Party of America

i think it’s more likely Kristin is at one of these important locations, given her influence in the world, rather than just getting her nails done.
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  logophobe, desperate dadlysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
  12/04/15 6:36pm
  Spending and Planning Authority
  
  Solipsist’s Private Area
  
  Square for Public Agitation
  
  Satan’s Puckered Asshole
  
  This is fun.
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  Letsgobowlinglysf: captain underpants the shovel warrior
  12/04/15 6:42pm
  Suspect Parenting Advice
  
  Silly Pregnancy Articels
  
  Secret Profollicular Accessories
  
  Strange Peculiar Appetizers
  
  Swimming Petite Arthropods
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LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:11pm
She's gotta ink a deal with a spa chain #span
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  LagunaBiachLetsgobowling
  12/04/15 8:18pm
  Perhaps a fledgling book of tweets to publish about the trials of being the mother to a neonate. Working title: Balancing with babies
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  LetsgobowlingLagunaBiach
  12/04/15 9:21pm
  Soon to be replaced by “Balancing ON Babies,” with Kristin's toes dug into Jaxon, Camden and Saylor.
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Max CherryAllie Jones
12/04/15 6:57pm
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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  LetsgobowlingMax Cherry
  12/04/15 7:01pm
  ONE OF US.
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  Max CherryLetsgobowling
  12/04/15 7:04pm
  Just dropped in to see what condition Kristin’s condition is in.
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