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Jerry-NetherlandGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:28am
Will he do another recital from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

Having already stereotyped Mexicans, Women, Muslims, Disabled, yesterday, he went for some old chestnuts about “The Jews”
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  BurnedAtTheSteakJerry-Netherland
  12/04/15 10:34am
  he questioned President Obama’s refusal to talk about “radical Islamic terrorists,” suggesting that “there’s something going on with him that we don’t know about,”
  
  Holy shit, he’s still making Obama-is-a-secret-Muslim comments. What is this, 2011?
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  FacebonesBurnedAtTheSteak
  12/04/15 10:39am
  Why not? He knows exactly what kind of frightened racists he’s pandering to and he has not faced any consequences to his actions so far.
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okiedokieokieGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:40am
“I don’t think I have the kind of leverage I’d like to have in a deal and I don’t want to take the chance of hurting my campaign. So I’ll do the debate.”

Very weak. Very low energy.
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  GeorgeGeoffersonLivesokiedokieokie
  12/04/15 10:48am
  I really, really wish this would have been the first comment, because this is Comment of the Thread material, right here, which deserves all the stars.
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  okiedokieokieGeorgeGeoffersonLives
  12/04/15 10:52am
  It’s true. After all his bluster, this just reveals him for what he is: weak and scared.
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ManchuCandidateGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:25am
Kim Kardashian got nothing on Trump when it comes to being a fame whore.
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  IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerManchuCandidate
  12/04/15 10:29am
  True, but she’s easier on the eyes; even with all the tucks, alterations and embellishments that put Robocop to shame. And she’s not really that easy on the eyes.
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  EvenBaggierTrousersIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
  12/04/15 10:30am
  Easier on the eyes??? Have you SEEN Trump’s ass.
  
  Fuck, I just made myself sick...
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lobstrGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:31am
If CNN had the balls (lolz!!!) they could always say “Sorry, chump, you already opted out of the debate, so we only made arrangements for nine podiums; however, if you want to buy back in, that’ll be $5,000,000 please..” Of course, I’m sure FCC/election laws probably prohibit those types of shenanigans, but it really would be great if someone of that magnitude would step up and counter-troll the fucking troll already.
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  GeorgeGeoffersonLiveslobstr
  12/04/15 10:46am
  I’d like them to say “Fuck you, and BTW, we’re unilaterally donating $5 million to Planned Parenthood. Toodles.”
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  punxsutawneyphillobstr
  12/04/15 10:57am
  Unfortunately, Gawker’s snark is (wilfully?) misleading here — Trump in fact asked for $5m to be donated to a Veteran’s charity, the full quote being, “I won’t do the debate unless they pay me $5 million, all of which goes to wounded warriors or goes to vets”
  
  Lord knows he’s a galactic-class buffoon who deserves all the misfortune the world can throw at him, but it’s disappointing anyone would feel the need to manufacture controversy when he self-generates so much it on his own.
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gramercypoliceGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:30am
Leave it to a random on Tumblr to sum Trump up perfectly:

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  Facebonesgramercypolice
  12/04/15 10:36am
  Yeah, Paul Rudd’s character, but oranger and angrier.
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  RobNYCgramercypolice
  12/04/15 1:33pm
  Oh god they’re right.
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ReburnsABurningReturnsGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:37am
over a plate of eggs at his clubhouse overlooking the Potomac River

I’m hoping it was literally a plate full of eggs, and that the next time he starts screaming on stage, his heart just literally explodes.

I know that won’t happen, seeing as we all know he’s in perfect health.

Since we’re on the topic of his mortality, I have a hypothetical question.

Trump gets elected with, say, Ted Cruz, as his running mate. Paul Ryan remains Speaker of the House.

What would be the best thing for the country?

1. Someone John Wilkes Booths it and Trump is dead, leaving Cruz as President

2. Someone War of 1812s it and burns the White House while Trump and Cruz are both in it, leaving Ryan as President.

3. Someone Debt of Honors it and flies a jumbo jet into the Capitol building during Trump’s first state of the union address and whichever random cabinet member was chosen to not be in attendance is made President, and we have to completely repopulate The House, Senate and the Supreme Court.

4. Let it stand.

5. An extinction event, like an asteroid or global thermonuclear war.
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  20 Shades of Grey including PorpoiseReburnsABurningReturns
  12/04/15 11:01am
  Pretty amusing, but the LEAST likely of this entire list is Trump actually winning the general election.
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  AsomughatoMouthReburnsABurningReturns
  12/04/15 11:01am
  Battlestar Galactica ftw.
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Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:25am
And miss this chance to spew his Brain Bowels over the Mooslims shooting up the country and how he has a secret plan to building camps in the Nevada desert to keep them concentrated?
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  Lawd_Henry_WottonDave
  12/04/15 10:29am
  Seriously, the entire week has been Trump’s wet dream. There’s no stopping him at this point.
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  GeorgeGeoffersonLivesLawd_Henry_Wotton
  12/04/15 10:45am
  That is, until he runs into the buzzsaw that is the general election campaign.
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jokepitchGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:29am
“I want $5 million.”

“No.”

“Okay. Counter offer - I’ll do it for free.”

Didn’t he just tell the Jewish Coalition what a sharp negotiator he was?
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  Facebonesjokepitch
  12/04/15 10:51am
  He’ll bring China to its knees, I tell you!
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Tom JopsonGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:26am
Gotta say I like his show The Apprentice back when it first started. It was entertaining, ok? I liked it and I will admit that. But this campaign thing where he’s trying to run against some really legitimate people like Bernie and I guess Hillary, you know actual politicians who have been doing this there whole lives? Not so entertaining.

It’s time to call a spade a spade and get Donald out of this race. It’s time for a real politician who knows the ins and outs of Washington DC to step up and move things forward. It’s time for a real politician, not just some asshole who plays one on TV!!!
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  GeorgeGeoffersonLivesTom Jopson
  12/04/15 10:49am
  Why? Why is it time for that? Are you a Republican voter? Because they are the only people who should be legitimately pissed how unserious a candidate he is as it concerns the actual politics of elections.
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  Tom JopsonGeorgeGeoffersonLives
  12/04/15 11:51am
  No what I said was that there was a time when more Trump on TV was a good thing but now - because he is a presidential candidate - less Trump is what is needed.
  
  We need serious candidates with a long history of political success like Bernie Sanders or even, yes [holding my nose], Hillary Clinton.
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SpangarangGabrielle Bluestone
12/04/15 10:28am
Pictured: “His clubhouse overlooking the Potomac River.”

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  ReburnsABurningReturnsSpangarang
  12/04/15 10:41am
  If someone said that Donald Trump was the adult version of Spanky, I’d believe it.
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  Jerry-NetherlandReburnsABurningReturns
  12/04/15 10:48am
  Ooooh. Gregoire’s not going to like that.
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