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    LindaAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:12pm

    Remind you of anything?

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteLinda
      12/03/15 4:18pm
      GIF
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      NequamLinda
      12/03/15 4:20pm
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    KumichoAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:35pm

    Has anyone figured out how much concrete and rebar it would take to build a 90 foot tall concrete wall from the Gulf to the Pacific?

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      CSX321Kumicho
      12/03/15 4:44pm

      To keep out the Monsters?

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      JohnnyWasASchoolBoyKumicho
      12/03/15 4:48pm

      It would take significantly less to simply build a wall around Trump tower. We could do it when The Asshole wasn’t looking.

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    HighlySelassieAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:14pm

    Notice how after the kiss the boy puffs his cheeks, as if suddenly filled with hot air.

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      dothedewHighlySelassie
      12/03/15 4:16pm

      That was the Evil Spirit entering him. Kid will need an exorcism. Where’s Jindal, is he still around?

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      VectoriousHighlySelassie
      12/03/15 4:18pm

      I was going to say it looks like he’s about to blow chunks but your idea is certainly possible.

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    Masshole JamesAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:15pm
    GIF
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      DMMasshole James
      12/03/15 4:27pm

      I knew Episode 3 was the most re-purposeful quoted movie in the Star Wars series.

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      GrabMyStrongHandMasshole James
      12/03/15 9:29pm

      I think of this scene so many times in our current society. The first time oI saw it, it didn’t strike me like how it does now. Fuck a nut, man.

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    HexpieAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:28pm

    Trump later said he would totally date that boy, if he were an adult, and gay.

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      kindergoth sissygeekHexpie
      12/03/15 5:13pm

      Wait: you mean Trump, or the kid?

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      12/03/15 5:33pm
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    etfpAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:37pm

    This is the greatest fuckin presidential primary I’ve ever witnessed. Donald Trump hoists a child in the air and for a second, you’re not entirely sure if he’s going to sacrifice him or not.

    “The wall will be made of the flesh and tendons of Honduran children.” Trump replies.

    I can’t believe this dude has talked about a wall for the past 3-4 months man. Incredible.

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      flamingolingoetfp
      12/03/15 4:47pm

      Remember when we all thought Sarah Palin’s VP nomination was the nadir of electoral politics? Those were the days...

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      DarthPumpkinetfp
      12/03/15 4:54pm

      Arrested Development did a side story about building a US-Mexico wall in 2013. At the time, I thought, “Wow, is this joke dated. What mainstream candidate talks about a wall anymore?”

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    tornadoslackssAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:09pm

    That poor kid. There's not enough disinfectant in the world to get that jerkfection out.

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      Lizabethie: of the New Worldtornadoslackss
      12/03/15 4:20pm

      I’d still try...

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      janejaxtornadoslackss
      12/03/15 4:26pm

      Poor kid indeed. I doubt he drove himself to that rally. Who is raising him?

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    Rom RombertsAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:12pm

    THE WALLS WILL BE MADE OF SKULLS NOW GET BACK IN THE MINES, RAT.

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      nocturnalkittyRom Romberts
      12/03/15 4:52pm

      Love this!

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    dothedewAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:10pm

    Quick, check for sulphur burns on the back of that kid’s head.

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      GELLA - LLAPdothedew
      12/03/15 4:29pm

      kid will have 666 on a back of his head

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    RockYouLikeAHermanCainAllie Jones
    12/03/15 4:09pm

    Wow, I feel sorry for that kid. I can only imagine the kinds of people his parents must be if they’re front row at a Trump rally.

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      Masshole JamesRockYouLikeAHermanCain
      12/03/15 4:20pm

      I believe they call those people Republicans.

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      WillyIsBackYoMasshole James
      12/03/15 5:20pm

      ‘Those...people’ (in Daniel Day Lewis voice). I do it all the time.

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